"What about the baby?" Alan asked as we were getting out of the car in front of the Best Little Chapel. I was really nervous about this, I mean I was the girl here and who know which one of them I could have gotten married to. "Just leave him in the car we're only going to be five minutes," Phil said.

"We are not leaving a baby in the car," Stu protested.

"It'll be fine I cracked the window."

I hesitated by the car partly because I felt bad leaving the baby in there and mostly because I didn't want to find out the truth about why we had been here last night. "I'm going to wait here with the baby," I called over to them.

"Oh no you're not. You have to come with us. Don't make me drag you in there Charlie," Phil threatened.

"Okay, okay fine."

"What if they don't remember us?" Stu asked.

"Well from what the prick doctor was saying we were belligerently drunk last nigh, I think they will remember us just fine," I said.

"Well let's just find out," Phil said moving into the chapel once we found nobody in the lobby area. "Excuse me, sir?"

"Look at these guys! What happen you miss me? It's Eddie! You want more from me? You two decide to get married after all?" Eddie said looking from me to Stu and we just looked at each other in disbelief.

I felt myself blushing, "What?" I asked unsure of what I just heard. Phil was eyeing me with a grin on his face.

"Come on Eddie knows true love when he sees it. Some of these bastards come in here they don't know what they get themselves into but you two are meant to be. So how you doing beautiful lady?" Eddie answered taking my hand and kissing it. He then gave Phil a man hug while saying, "How are you my friend?" He then gave Alan a hug saying, "Look at this guy, you fucking crazy. What's going on?" Alan returned the hug excitedly as if he had known Eddie all his life. Finally Eddie stopped in front of Stu, "Listen let me tell you something, I've known some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life."

"Who, this guy?" Phil asked pointing at Stu.

"This guys is out of his mind. What's going on you fucking crazy mother fucker," Eddie said hugging Stu, who was not returning the hug. "I thought he was going to eat my dick. What happened no love for Eddie? You no hug me."

"No, no it's not that Eddie. It's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened last night," Stu answered.

"Yeah was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here?" Alan added.

"What are you cracking my balls? I love these guys. Zora, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea and baklava. Come on, unbelievable man," Eddie said as the woman ran past us. "Beautiful ass, no fucking brain but this is Vegas. If you want intimacy forget about it all you going to get is sex. That's it here man, no problem for me though. You want some chicks? I can get you beautiful chick from eastern block, no questions asked. Clean, tight, the tits like that, the nipple like that," Eddie said making hand gestures all the while. He was a talker that's for sure.

"Eddie okay obviously we were here last night and we are looking for our friend Doug do you remember him?" Phil asked.

"Yeah small guy who look like a monkey," Eddie confirmed.

"Yeah," Alan chimed in excitedly.

"You saw him?" Stu asked.

"Of course."

"Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?"

"You don't remember nothing?" Eddie asked and then led us to the lobby. He then pulled out a white photo album with a heart on the front.

"Congratulation Alan you got married!" I said as we flipped through the pages. Then we came across a picture of Stu and I totally making out tongue included. "Oh god," was all I could say. Of course I end up kissing Stu something I've wanted to do for awhile now and I was too fucked up to remember it.

"This can't be happening," Stu muttered. I reached up touching my fingers to my lips.

"I'll tell you one thing you both look seriously happy here," Phil said pointing at the picture and grinning at me.

"That's it my life's over," Stu was pacing behind us his hands behind his neck.

I turned to look at him," Excuse me, your life is over just because you kissed me. Oh that's nice, thank a lot Stu."

He stopped to look at me, "Charlie, I love Melissa."

"Stu look it's okay, shit happens Melissa's not going to know anything about this. This never happened okay?" Phil said looking at the both of us and then turned his attention back to Eddie who was pulling things out of a box with Alan and his new wife's picture on them.

Well now I was just pissed, "Tell me something Stu what does she have that I don't? Because I know I'm smarter, funnier, prettier, and sure as hell nicer than she is."

"I don't' know what you area getting at but this is not the time for it Charlie," Stu replied studying me closely.

"Her name is Jade?" I heard Phil ask.

This was going to happen now or maybe never at all, "This may not be the best time

And certainly not how I wanted to tell you this but Stu I'm in love with you but you're in love with that bitch," I said.

"That explains the baby. Wait what did you just say?" Phil asked.

"What? You were going to tell him last night anyway," I shrugged as everyone looked at me in shock.

"Seriously we need to deal with that later alright? Eddie here's the deal, we need to get this marriage annulled immediately. Do you do annulments?" Phil said taking charge.

"Of course I do annulments, it breaks my heart. It's going to make me very sad but it's no problem. I'll make a very good price for you; I can't do it with just him though. I need the chick, both parties," Eddie explained.

"Wait who said I want to get this annulled. You never even asked me, I haven't even met her. Maybe she's really nice and we will really like each other," Alan said.

Phil was right for once this was not the time to be self-indulgent we had bigger problems. "Ala you're dad is not going to be happy with us though," I said trying to reason with him.

"No he is going to be happy. He said nobody would ever want to me," Alan said happily.

"Alright whatever she at least probably knows where Doug is," Phil said.

"Awesome," Stu said in a dry tone.

"Okay uhh we need her address. She must have filled out some paper work right,"

Phil said.

"Of course, hey excuse me. What is the matter with you? Go and get the paper work. I spend my life waiting for you come on," he yelled at the woman.

"Charlie I don't know what to say," Stu said laying a hand on my arm.

"It's okay not saying anything said everything loud and clear," I said as I shook his hand off and headed out to check on the baby.