Number two!
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You had come back later on at Arthur's house with a book entitled: How to get rid of your Addiction!
"Here you go, Arthur!" you said as you tossed the book in his lap.
Arthur looked annoyed and asked,
"What am I supposed to do with this bloody book, [Name]?"
You stated tho obvious saying, "You read it you, silly! I thought it would help you!"
Arthur sighed, but took your advice and began to read the book.
Step One: Find your Addiction!
May it be drugs, alcohol, sex, or whatever. This book will help you cope and get rid of the horrible thing! Just find your addiction in our patented index below and get to reading you poor, poor soul!
Drugs... 25
Sex... 48
Food... 87
Alcohol... 10
Abuse... 99
Arthur soon flipped to page 10 and began reading.
Alcohol
Ah so I see you addicted to alcohol, eh? Well, did you know that stuff is bad for your body? I'm sure you didn't. You must me stupid since that stuff also destroys brain cells, too. Ah, enough, of my ranting. Let's get down to business, shall we? First off stop drinking, you! It would also help if you had a friend to help you get rid of any temptation, as well. Next, try and find something healthier to replace said addiction. Like, a girl, perhaps? It's all up to you, my friend! So, get to cracking you!
Arthur was kind of annoyed at the book but did what it said along with [Name's] help, of course.
"Let's hope this works, [Name]" Arthur sad to you sighing.
"Of course it will!" you exclaimed.
Arthur had a hunch it wouldn't.
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