We see an audience of cartoon, movie, anime, video game, and comic book characters looking at the stage as Blaster transforms into robot mode. "What's happening y'all?! This is Master Blaster coming at you with another Epic Rap battle in fandoms!" said Blaster.

The audience cheers and Blaster decided to introduce the rappers. "Our first rapper is from Long island, New York, he thinks the bad guys are the heroes in movies, suit up because we have Barney Stinson!" said Blaster.

The audience cheers as Barney wakes on stage with a mic in his hands and a sigh with his phone number. "Call me ladies!" said Barney.

"Our next rapper is from Quaghog, Rhode Island. He's a pilot, a ladies man and somehow survives from STD. Glen Quagmire!" said Blaster.

Quagmire walks on stage but instead of cheering, the audience was booing at Quagmire. Then someone throws a brick at Quagmire, but he dodges it. "What the hell?! I thought I you liked me?!" Quagmire exclaimed.

"You did but you became an asshole in season 8 and beated the crap out of Brian." said Barney. "I would never hurt an animal ladies."

"Since Quagmire won th coin toss backstage so he goes first." said Blaster and he transforms into boombox mode and plays rap music.

(Quagmire)

Giggity, Giggty goo! I got 3 lessons that gonna help you in your life. Lesson 1 ditch the suit! You look like you should be doing the girl's taxes other than her. Lesson 2 the villains are not the heroes. Dude seriously what the (bleep) is wrong with you?

Lesson 3 you sound like a giant doucehbag like Brian Griffin. Always full of himself, I like it better when he got killed I laughed hard at that. I'm a charm with the ladies because I'm a pilot. We don't know what you do for a living? Just tell us already!

But your place looks bland and boring. My place has swayger! I can bring back a girl and my make her drop her pants. Alright my rap is over and it was alright.

(Barney Stinson)

Really? Is that all you got? Dissing my suits, my place and telling me how to live? I live to be awesome and you know what that's who I am.

I don't beat up dogs, because that's animal cruelty man. I always wear condoms to not be a father and to avoid STD. Why do you wear Hawaiian shirts? You're not gay or fat. I wear suits to show I have class. You have no class! You're just like Charlie Sheen!

My place is awesome I have the Jor-El head from Superman, a welcome mat that measures a girl's weight, and other awesome stuff. You're looking at the guy who wrote the play book and has the bro code. And you're no bro! Wait hold up you wanted to bang Meg? I wouldn't bang her in the dark neither blind!

When was the last time you've been with a chick 3 years ago? Because you're acting like Grumpy. That was my rap and it was legend wait for it. Dary!

The audience cheers as Blaster transforms back into robot mode. "Man I wish I could pick a winner. But I have to let the people decide." said Blaster.

"That's easy someone awesome." said Barney.

"We won? You decide." said Blaster.

Who won?

You decide.

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