And I'm back with an update….and now I shall hide. (Jumps behind Keiichi) I know it took me forever to update but my brain went dead T^T.
Keiichi: In others words she was already brain dead! (Laughs)
DMLG: And Keiichi is being a jackass again! Anyway I really was trying to update but all of my ideas were gone…but then they suddenly returned to me today!
DMLG: Maybe it was the lack of chocolate bars.
Keiichi: Or maybe you were too lazy to do anything.
DMLG:…..
Keiichi: And she has nothing to say….onward with the crazy Looney story......she doesn't own Naruto
Recap:
Orochimaru leans back in his chair sighing, "Ne Manda-Kun stop hitting your head against the glass before you hurt yourself." he said as he looked over his shoulder at the annoyed snake.
Running a hand through his long black hair, Orochimaru stands up from his chair walking over to the window.
"Perhaps Kabuto-Kun ran into some trouble on the way here or something...why am I talking to you when you do not talk back Manda-Kun," he starts chuckling while walking over to the tank.
He lifts the lid on the tank; just before he could get the lid Manda jumps up and raps himself around Orochimaru's neck.
"My, My you sure are moody today Manda-Kun," Orochimaru's only reply from the snake was a 'hissing' sound.
"Very moody indeed." Orochimaru drops the lid back on the tank before heading back to his chair.
Feeling Manda loosen his grip he reaches up pull the annoyed snake from around his neck.
End of Recap
"Well that was really weird." Kabuto mumbled to himself as he turned another corner.
"Was that just my imagination or was that the school lunch?" he scratches the back of his head before stopping in front of a classroom door.
"Well here it goes." Kabuto said as he reached for the door knob.
"I have a very bad feeling about this." He said as he turned the knob.
"Kakuzu I have another awesome wrestling move." He turns his head towards Hidan.
"Is it that same move you showed me the time, when you kicked the air not the person and fell on your butt?" Kakuzu asked as he ate some of his yogurt.
"Why does everyone say that?! But no not that one, it's a brand new one."
"I really don't care what it is as long as I am not the person you plan on using it on like a practice dummy."
"What do you still have bruise on you or something?" Hidan asked as he took a bit out his apple.
"Yes I still have the bruises you moron!" He said as he moved his bangs out of the way
"See!" Kakuzu shows Hidan a purplish bump on his forehead.
"Ow." Kakuzu said as Hidan poked it.
"Stop that!" he slaps away the boy's hand before let go of his bangs.
"That looks like it hurts."
"It does hurt stupid."
"I mean all I did was throw a soft ball at you."
"With a rock taped to it."
"Opps…. I think that ball was meant for Karin's big head." Hidan rubs the back of his head.
Kakuzu sighs before grabbing the back of Hidan's head smashing his face into his food.
"I got my revenge now so I'm happy." Kakuzu smirks at Hidan as he wiped the chilly and other foods off his face. (Haha)
"Tayuya do you always hit your brother with something hard?" Tayuya looks at Kidomaru.
"Is there a problem with me doing that Kido-Kun?" She growled at him.
"N-No not a-at all Tayu-Chan!"
"I thought I told you not to call me that anymore."
"S-Sorry it's a habit." Kidomaru laughs nervously before looking the other way.
"What do you plan on doing to Karin today?" Tayuya looks to her left at the chubby boy beside her.
"I don't know…do you have a plan Jirobo?" He shakes his head no.
"What about you two?" She looks at the two boys in front of her.
"Sakon has nothing and I have nothing." Ukon replied as he grabbed his brother's apple.
"Hey that was mine Ukon!" Sakon said as he tried to grab the apple back.
"No it's mine now!" he said as he place a hand on his brother's forehead holding him back.
"No it's mine not yours!" Tayuya's eye starts twitching, she then slammed her hand on the table startling Jirobo, Kidomaru, Sakon, and Ukon.
"Look here you morons! Sakon take my stupid apple and quiet being such a baby!" Sakon slowly reaches for the apple on Tayuya's tray.
"Um t-thanks Tayuya-San." Sakon quickly brings the apple to his chest.
"Whatever."
"Deidara when was the last time you talk to Dib?" Sasori asked as he took a sip of his chocolate milk.
"When will you stopping calling people names? And who are you talking about anyway?"
"I was talking about weasel boy."
"Who Itachi?" Deidara asked before picking up his spoon.
"Yes."
"I don't know."
"Was he beating up his little brother again?"
"He was poking Sasuke and stepping on Sai."
"Who is Sai?"
"Itachi and Sasuke's cousin."
"What does he look like?"
"He looks like Sasuke."
"Does he have ducky hair too?"
"No he doesn't."
"Aw so Saucy is the only one with ducky hair then?"
"You know if Sasuke heard you say that I don't know how many bruises and bite marks you will have." Deidara said as he ate some of his chilly.
"Saucy wouldn't dare beat me up Dei-Chan."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me Dei-Chan?!"
"I don't know it's a habit!"
"Well you better find a new habit then!"
"Sasori Deidara is right Sasuke doesn't like to be called Saucy and I do not like being called Dib or weasel boy." Sasori looks over his shoulder at a very angry Itachi.
"Hehe hi ya Tachi! How l-l-long h-have you've been standing there?" Sasori rubs the back of his neck.
"Long enough to hear everything that you were saying….and say my name the right way you moron." Itachi said as he sat down across from Deidara.
"Sorry."
"How many poke bruises does Sasuke have?"
"I don't know I lost count after ten."
"How many shoe prints are on Sai?"
"Twenty….six." Itachi grabs Deidara's chocolate milk off his tray.
"Hey!"
"Is for horses!" he said as he opened up the carton.
"Haha Deidara doesn't have any chocolate milk!"
"Haha Sasori can't watch the Invader Zim Halloween special!"
"That's just sad Sasori."
"What are you watching it too Itachi?" He nods his head as he continued to sip the chocolate milk.
"No fair!" Sasori then stands up.
"And where are you going cherry head?"
"To beg Kimimaro to let me watch Invader Zim!" With that he runs off.
"What are we going to do about Kabudork?" Kin asked while looking at her nails.
"How about we dip his head in a toilet."
"We did that last week Zaku."
"We could run his head into a wall then."
"We did that yesterday!" Kin said while looking at the somewhat hyper boy.
"Then do you have any plans Miss-I-Know-Everything?"
"We could always through him in the dumpster behind the school after we beat him up."
"See Zaku why can't you just be smart like me and Kin." Zaku sticks his tongue put at Dosu.
"I am smart when I want to be."
"Yeah yeah whatever….let's go pay Kabudork a visit shall we?" Kin said as she stood up from the table.
"I thought we were going to pay him a visit after school?"
"That's what you get for thinking! We're not going to beat him yet, I just want to tease him some more." She said as she walked out the lunch room with Dosu and Zaku following behind her.
Itachi showed up!!! Itachi showed up!!! Okay enough of the crazyness!!!
I'll be honest this chapter sucks because my brain is all mushy from school today. I promise the next chapter will be better! Sorry for any mistakes.
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See you all next time!