Chapter 10
AN: Sup fools! Back to bring you another can of epic whoopass evvah! yeah beacuse when we were last with Mario and Bowser they were lookin at A BOB! This is so fuckin intense I am typin his as fast as I can cuz other wise I may not have much to write about later!
"Were fucked!" Said bowser as they lookd at the bomb.
"Onlya if wea stay here!" Said mario serously. "Wea have to geta out ofa here now!"
Mario and bowser ran as fast as they could as the timer started countin down from ten. Things looked fuckin hopeless as there were a lot of boxs in the way so mario had to jumpon them very accritley and bowser had to body slam his way out. Bowser made it to the doors first and opened them and looked a round to see that mario had triped and fall over.
"Leavea me!" Said Mario.
But Bowser didnt listen. He ran back and picked up Mario and carryied him out just as the bomb hit zero and blew the ware house to fuckin shit. it was intense (AN: imagine like the best explosion you ever saw and add it by ten. that was this fuckin explosion)
Mario and bowser got up and looked at the fuckin inferno they had escaped. Mario stared at unbelive.
"Wea made it." He said slowy.
Bowser fisted the air.
"FUCK YEAH bitches! Aient no fuckin explosion gonna ruin my fuckin day! It can suck my dragon dick!"
Bowser got up and started doin a touch down dance.
"Whatyou gonna do now msyterous evil dude huh! You cant bomb the Bowser bitch! CAN'T BOMB THE BOW-SER1 Bowser eats fuckin bombs for a mid night fuckin snack. I got out and had so much fuckin time I came back and pulled my partner out too! Suck it!"
"Yeah. I thoughta I told youa to leavea me." Said Mario confused.
Bowser loled. "Fuck that! Your my fuckin partner boy! I aient gonna leave you behind." Suddenly he stopped dancin and then started actin all tough. "That would ruin my cred and I am not gonna lose that for some stupid fuckin plumber!"
"Ifa you say soa." Said Mario gettin up.
"The fuck it is!" Said Bowser angerly. "I just came back for this and decided to pick you up on the way!"
"Pick whata up?" Said Mario
"This. I grabbed it for evidence." Said Bowser.
Mario looked at the crate top that bowser had grabbed. He stared at it for some time.
"Great a mount of fuckin good now. Whats left of Blingshell is fuckin barbeqe right now with all the fuckin shrooms. We dont know where to look now." Said Bowser
"Actally I thinka we do." Said Mario slowly.
"What?" Said Bowser
Mario showed him the logo that was stamped on it. It looked like garlic with lightin bat wings.
And that's suposed to mean shit." Said Bowser.
"Ita means I know where thesea crates camea from."
He gave him a serouse look.
"Thisa is the Wario Co logo." He said serously.
"Wario. You mean the fuckin Wario?" Said Bowser just as serously.
"The onea and the same." Said Mario.
Bowser cracked his nuckles.
"Then lets go pay him a visit." He said evily.
AN: Oh man. Nothin like seein a familler face. But may be not this time. does he know who is behind the ring? Wario may be deeper then they think. Find out later fools.
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