ECW On Sci-Fi
Episode 9 - August 8, 2006
From the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, California
There were only 5 days left until Hardcore Heaven. Rob Van Dam was scheduled to take on Sabu for tonight, Tommy Dreamer will take on Test, and Justin Credible will face Mike Knox in a special preview match tonight on ECW. We were also going to here from Raven as well as 2 Cold Scorpio and Kid Kash.
Mike Knox vs. Justin Credible
"From what I'm guessing from this match, whoever gets put through a table first will probably be the person who most likely loses at Hardcore Heaven." Joey Styles said.
"And I wouldn't be surprised if Justin was intimidated, considering how Knox damn near destroyed Masato Tanaka last week!" Tazz said.
Justin Credible made his entrance first. Mike Knox came in afterwards as they stared eachother down. Justin shoved Knox, and Knox shoved him back. Justin ran and went for a clothesline, but Knox ducked, rand, and gave him a shoulderblock. Justin got up quickly and ran towards him, but was powerslammed. Justin crawled to the apron and got up, but Knox clotheslined him off of it, and followed with a suicide dive! Mike Knox rammed Justin's back into the rail. He then Irish whipped Justin into the steps and followed with a running front kick. Knox dragged Justin to the announce table and slammed his head into it. He taunted the crowd, but Justin grabbed a monitor, turned Mike around, and hit him dead in the face with it. Justin dragged Knox near the aisle, and punched him a couple of times. He dragged him near the stage, slamming his head onto it. Justin gave Knox a clothesline and dragged him near a guard rail. He rammed a crate into Knox. He followed by whipping him into the guard rail. Justin then climbed to the stage, waited for Knox to get up, and went for a crossbody, but Knox caught him in mid-air and gave him a fallaway slam!
"Impressive strenght shown by Knox!" Joey Styles said.
Knox stomped on Justin Credible and dragged him back to ringside. He grabbed the steps, and hit Justin in the back with it. He then suplexed him onto it. Knox lifted Justin back up and brought him back in the ring. Knox then set a table up outside. He went back in the ring, and Justin gave him a low blow. Justin grabbed a chair from under the ring, but Knox gave him a baseball slide. Knox lef the ring and went for a clothesline, but Justin ducked and leveled him with a chair shot. Justin brought Knox back in the ring, waited for him to get up, and gave him a jumping clothesline. Justin dragged Knox to the ropes, and then went to the apron, turned toward the table, he lifted Knox up, going for a Tombstone off the apron through the table. However, Knox slipped out of the move, turned Justin around, lifted him up, and gave him a spinebuster over the ropes through the table out side!
"OH MY GOD!"
"ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
"We'll be right back!" Tazz said as ECW went to a commercial.
ECW came back as Knox was pounding on Justin Credible. Justin came back with a punch to the face, ran, and gave him a DDT. He grabbed a chair, and then Mike Knox grabbed a chair, and began a chair duel. One clash, another, then another. Justin foolishly dropped his chair, allowing Knox to absolutely blast him in the head with a shot. Knox began stomping on Justin. He Irish whipped Justin and went for the spine buster, but Justin DDT'd him instead. Justin left the ring and brought a table in from under the ring. He whipped Knox into a corner, and set him up on the turnbuckle. He climbed to the top, so that his back was facing Knox, and went for a tombstone off the top rope, but Knox blocked it and shoved Justin off the turnbuckle. However, Justin got up quickly and climbed to the top again. Mike punched Justin and grabbed him, going for a spinebuster from the top, but Justin stiffly elbowed him in the head. He then superplexed Mike Knox through the table!
"Both Justin Credible and Mike Knox are going to great lengths to win this match!" Joey Styles said.
"ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!"
Justin and Knox we're both down. Justin managed to crawl, and then covered Mike, 1...2...THR-NO!!!! The crowd applauded both men, as they were killing each other thus far. Justin lifted Knox up and swung, but Knox ducked slowly and viciously clotheslined him. He then hoisted Justin up, and set him on the top turnbuckle, with his back facing the ring. Mike Knox then gave him a vicious powerbomb off the turnbuckle through the remnants of the table, making a vicious sound on impact! Mike covered, 1...2...Justin got his foot on the rope! Knox got up in frustration and starting pounding on Justin. Justin crawled out of the ring, and Knox followed him. Justin got back up. Mike went for a clothesline, but Justin countered with a hotshot onto the guard rail. He then turn Mike around and gave him Tombstone piledriver on the floor! Justin dragged Mike back in the ring and covered, 1...2...NO!
"What a match this is!" Tazz said.
Justin left the ring and began taking apart the announce table. Justin went back in the ring and started stomping on Mike. He grabbed the chair, waited for Knox to get up, and charged, but Knox big booted the chair into his face! He then placed the chair in the middle of the ring and gave Justin a side slam on the chair! He covered, 1...2...NO! Justin barely got a shoulder up! Justin crawled to the ropes and got up, and Knox ran at him. Justin backdropped him over the top, but Knox landed on his feet. Justin climbed to the top and went for a splash, but Mike caught him, and gave him a spinebuster off the apron, through the announce table!
"OH MY-FRIGGIN' GOD!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
"Justin's dead! Tazz proclaimed.
Mike then brought Justin back in the ring and covered, 1...2...3! Mike won as he celebrated. He taunted Justin, and then left the ring. ECW went to a commercial.
When ECW came back on, Nirvana's Come As You Are played, and Raven, Sick Boy, and Stevie Richards made their way to the ring. He was also accompanied by boo's as he entered the ring. Raven grabbed the mic, not even waiting for the fans to get quiet. "Can all of you dumbasses do me a favor and shut up? You see, like a few days ago, I said that Sandman's life was consumed by darkness, and judging by where I am, I should be going after all of you! But regardless, Sandman is my target, as he has allowed Darkness to consume him. Drinking beer, smoking? My father was an alcoholic, do you have any idea what I had to deal with growing up? You basically embody everything I hate! At Harcdore Heaven, you better be prepared for the horrors I unleash on you!" Then, Sick Boy grabbed the mic.
"You see, I came back with Raven for the exact same reason Raven came back: to stop the darkness. Sandman, since you have to deal with Raven, you also have to deal with-" Cue Enter Sandman. Raven and the Flock started looking around, and then Sandman came in from the crowd and attacked all three guys with the Singapore cane! Stevie and Sick Boy managed to escape, but Sandman pulled Raven back in. Sandman pointed to Raven with the cane, looked at th crowd, and caned the holy hell out of Raven! Sick Boy and Stevie Richards dragged Raven out of the ring and retreated to the back while Sandman celebrated with a beer. Then, static came across the screen as ECW cut to somewhere backstage.
Kid Kash appeared on the screen, with the cast around his arm. "Thanks for giving me an advantage, dumbshit! I may be satisfied with this advantage, but do you realize how pissed I was when you injured my arm? At Hardcore Heaven, I'm going specifically for you, Little Guido!"
ECW then cut to Tommy Dreamer walking backstage as ECW went to a commercial,
Tommy Dreamer vs. Test
ECW came back as Test was already in the ring. Then Balls Mahoney came in from the crowd and sat at ringside. Man In The Box played as Tommy Dreamer made his way to the ring to a huge ovation. Tommy Dreamer quickly entered the ring as they stared each other down. They locked up, and Test backed Tommy into the corner. Test broke apart, and taunted the crowd. An eager Tommy punched Test in the face again and again. He whipped Test, and then gave him a clothesline. Tommy lifted Test up and went for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Test elbowed him in the head and tore his head off with a clothesline of his own. Test looked at the crowd and yelled, "You're lookin' at the the future!". He was met with a "Shut The Fuck Up!" chant from the vulgar ECW crowd. He turned his attention back to Tommy and gave him a running elbow. Tommy got back up to his feet, and Test gave him another clothesline.
"SAME OLD SHIT! SAME OLD SHIT! SAME OLD SHIT!"
Test decided to step up after hearing that chant. He left the ring and grabbed a chair, but Tommy baseball slid the chair into his face. Tommy left the ring and hit Test in the back with the chair. Balls Mahoney looked on with a smile on his face as Tommy drank a cup of beer from the crowd and spat it in Test's face. Test staggered around as Tommy turned Test around and hit him in the face with the chair. Tommy dragged Test back in the ring and recieved a cheese grater from a fan. Tommy showcased it to the crowd as he re-entered the ring. Tommy tried to grate Test's face with it, but Test poked his eye and kicked him in the nuts. Test whipped Tommy Dreamer into the ropes and gave him a powerslam for two. He then grabbed the chessegrater and grated Tommy's face with it! Tommy was screaming as blood poured from his face. Test lifted Tommy up and went for the TKO on the chesse grater, but Tommy escaped and kicked Test in the gut. He then raised his arm up in the air, yelled "EC-Fuckin'-W!" and DDT'd Test onto the chesse grater! Test rolled to the outside.
"ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!"
"Tommy once again showing why he's the Innovator of violence!" Joey Styles yelled.
"But will he make it to Hardcore Heaven? Find out after the break!" Tazz said.
When ECW came back, Test and Tommy were in the aisle. Tommy had just DDT'd Test onto the concrete as he went back to the ringside and retrieved a strand of Barbed Wire! Test got up on one knee, and then Tommy whipped Test with it! Test crawled back into the ring and Tommy followed. He repeatedly whipped Test, and Test screamed in agony. Tommy did the crucifix pose, and then Test low blowed him. A bloody Test slowly got up and started whipping Tommy. He left the ring and slid a table inside. He set it up as he started stomping on Tommy. He continued whipping him and then taunted Balls Mahoney. Test started grating Tommy's face with the wire. He then lifted Tommy up, and planted Tommy with a vicious TKO!
"Could this be Tommy in a few days at Hardcore Heaven?!" Joey asked.
He covered, 1...2...NO! Tommy barely got his shoulder up as Test yelled at the referee. While this was going on Balls Mahoney grabbed a chair and entered the ring. He turned Test around and blasted him in the head with a thunderous chairshot! Balls started whipping Test with the barbed wire, and then left the ring. Tommy got up, and then gave Test a Spicolli Driver on the chair! Balls Mahoney found lighter fluid and a match under the ring! Tommy wrapped the table in barbed wire, and then set Test on the turnbuckle. Tommy climbed to the top and then set Test in fireman's carry position. Balls pured lighter fluid onto the table, and then lit it on fire! Tommy then gave Test a Dreamer Driver off the top rope, through the flaming barbed wire wrapped table!!!!!
"OH MY GOOOOOOD! HE's ON FIRE, HE's ON FIRE!!" Joey Styles screamed.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Test was violently shaking, as Tommy crawled over and covered, 1...2...3!!
"Tommy wins!" Tazz said.
"But will Tommy be in a good enough condition to be able to beat Sabu at Heatwave?" Joey asked.
Tommy and Balls Mahoney left the ring, celebrating. ECW went to a commercial.
When ECW came back, Kurt Angle was somewhere backstage. "I know that you ECW fans probably don't like me, but I sure as hell know that you respect me! I'm the TV champion, and what I did last week to 2 Cold Scorpio was simply me asserting my dominance! Because you see, the WWE Kurt Angle is different from the ECW Kurt Angle - The ECW Kurt Angle doesn't take shit!" Kurt said, flashing a mouthpiece-laden grin. "And at Hardcore Heaven, 2 Cold Scorpio will discover firsthand!"
Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu
CM Punk made his way to ringside, doing guest commentary. Pantera's Walk played, as Rob Van Dam, accompanied by Bill Alfonso, made his way to ringside to a huge pop from the crowd. Then, ECW World Heavyweight Champion Sabu made his way to ringside to a loud pop. He was ready for this match, as he knew that it would be a tough one. The two circled each other to start, as Sabu dove for the knee several times. They locked horns, and this time, Sabu kicked RVD in the gut and grabbed his knee, getting a single-leg Boston crab. Rob escaped, and then pushed Sabu off. Sabu went for a clothesline, but Rob ducked, leapfrogged over Sabu, and did a split-legged dropdown. However, Sabu stopped short and went for a leg drop, but Rob ducked and went for a low kick. Sabu ducked, and they both got up. Sabu dropkicked RVD and went for a springboard moonsault, but Rob moved out the way, got up, and went for one of his own, missing as well. They both got up and were at a standoff, recieving a standing ovation.
Sabu immediately went back to the offensive, dropkicking Rob's knee. Sabu got a leg lock, but Rob escaped with some forearms. Sabu went for a clothesline, but Rob ducked and got a spinning heel kick. Sabu crawled out of the ring, but RVD gave him a baseball slide. Rob gave Sabu some forearms outside, and then whipped him into the guard rail. He then came in with a splash, almsot sending them into the crowd. Rob brought Sabu back in the ring. Rob went for a slingshot leg drop, but Sabu ducked and gave him a springboard leg lariat. Sabu left the ring and got a chair, and then threw it at Rob's head back in the ring. Sabu then whipped Rob into the corner, set the chair up, and hit the Air Sabu! Rob slowly got up, so Sabu hit RVD in the ribs with the chair. He then set it up again, and hit a beautiful triple-jump moonsault for 2. Rob crawled to the apron and got up, but Sabu gave him a springboard dropkick to the outside.
"Rob better step up." CM Punk said. "I know he's better than this."
Sabu brought Rob back into the ring, and applied a Camel Clutch. After a few moments, Rob slowly got up and rammed Sabu into a corner. Rob started giving Sabu some forearms, and then a kick to the head. Rob then grabbed the chair, ran, and gave Sabu a monkey flip right onto the chair! Sabu crawled out of the ring, and Rob followed. He whipped Sabu into the guard rail, and then clotheslined him into the crowd. Rob went back to the ring, climbed the to the rope, and got an incredible Somersault Senton splash into the crowd!
"OH MY GOD!"
"ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!"
"I guess I should take back the tings I've said!" CM Punk said. ECW went to a commercial break.
When it came back on, they were both outside, as a table had been set up. Sabu slammed Rob's face into the table, and set him up. Sabu climbed to the top turnbuckle, but Rob quickly got back up. Rob went back into the ring and gave Sabu a dropkick. He then grabbed the chair, climbed the turnbuckle, and got a chair assisted somersault senton from the top. He then set the chair on Sabu's waist, ran, and got a Rolling Thunder! Rob then went for a split-legged moonsault onto the chair, but Sabu lifted his knees up and placed the chair on them, causing Rob to land directly onto the chair! Rob held his ribs, as Sabu slowly got back up, and then stomped on RVD's ribs. He lifted Rob up and whipped him into the ropes, and then gave him a kitchen sink. He whipped Rob again and went for another one, but RVD jumped up and gave him a sleeper slam. Sabu got up quickly, however, and went for a spinnign heel kick. Rob ducked and Sabu landed crotch first on the rope. From there, Bill Alfonso placed a chair in front of Sabu's face, and Rob got his trademark jumping sidekick, sending Sabu outside. Rob followed with a slingshot leg drop!
Rob then lifted Sabu up, gave him a front suplex onto the guard rail, climbed to the apron, and gave him a corkscre legdrop! Rob brought Sabu back in the ring and covered, 1...2...NO! Rob climbed to the top, but Sabu got up and DDT'd him off! Sabu grabbed the chair, and gave him an arabian facebuster for 2! Sabu, growing desperate, repeatedly hit Rob with the chair. He then irish whipped RVD and went for a backdrop over the top, but Rob landed on his feet on the apron. Rob forearmed Sabu and went for a suplex off the apron through the table, but Sabu escaped and gave him several punches. He then gave him shoulder thrusts, and gave him a sunset flip powerbomb off the apron, through the table!
"Oh man, I think Sabu's got this match now!" CM Punk exclaimed.
"ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!"
Sabu, who was out of it, slowly got up after a few minutes. He dragged RVD back in the ring and covered, 1...2...Rob got his foot on the rope! Sabu got up, and grabbed the chair. He waited for RVD to get back up and swung the chair, but Rob ducked, and gave him the Van Daminator! 1...2...Sabu got his foot on the rope! Rob lifted Sabu up and then planted Sabu with a Fisherman Buster! It only got two for him, however! RVD slowly got up and climbed to the top. He went for the Frog Splash, but Sabu moved out the way! They were both down, but Sabu got up first, and he grabbed the chair, climbed to the top rope, placed the chair behind his legsand hit the Atomic Arabian Facebuster! He got the pin, 1...2...3! Sabu wins!
"Now that's the great match I'd expect!" CM Punk said.
Sabu got up and held his championship belt up high, and then Tommy Dreamer came to the stage, mouthing the words, "This Sunday!". Sabu left the ring, and not taking his eyes off Tommy. CM Punk came in the ring and flashed the X symbol over a fallen Rob Van Dam.
"Well, like a certain rabbit would say, that's all folks!" Joey Styles said. "Remember to order Hardcore Heaven by this Sunday, because judging by the lineup, you don't want to miss it! Good night!" ECW went off the air.
Lineup for Hardcore Heaven:
Balls Mahoney vs. Test
Tables Match: Justin Credible vs. Mike Knox
Three Way Tag Team Match for the ECW World Tag Team Championship: F.B.I vs. Doring & Roadkill vs. Kid Kash & EZ Money (C)
ECW World Television Championship: 2 Cold Scorpio vs. Kurt Angle (C)
Raven vs. The Sandman
CM Punk vs. Rob Van Dam
No Robe, Barbed Wire, Circle Of Fear Match for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship: Tommy Dreamer vs. Sabu (C)