Alright, this is the end of the mini-honey moon. This week I'm going to be ridiculously busy, so the next chapter will probably come out late. But still, maybe if I get enough reviews I'll be motivated enough to find time to get the next chapter out on time, or even early if I can manage it. So, read and review. Please. It'll help me get through my hell week!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. But I do know amazing pick up lines.

Edward back in the much sooner than I thought was possible. But then again, he was a vampire. And speaking of Edward being a vampire … how could he get me pregnant? It wasn't possible, Alice must be having hay-wire visions. There was no way that she could be right. So, I wasn't going to think about it.

When Edward got back in the room I was underneath the covers, watching something that was on TV, of which I honestly did not know what it was, I had been much to busy thinking about how I was going to pull of what I was thinking about right now ...

"Bella, I have your food," he said, walking into the room.

"Yes!" I cried, sitting up quickly, getting a smile from Edward. A second later I saw his eyes get a bit darker. Ah, so I see the sight of me in his shirt had a positive effect on him. Especially since I had just been able to get him to actually let lose and actually fuck me until I couldn't think straight.

Edward quickly composed himself, walking over to me, placing a delicate kiss on the top of my head, and handing me my food. Seconds later it was gone and I was satisfied by the delicious taste of the most unhealthy food I could think of off of the top of my head. And, yes, as I was eating it, I was moaning and groaning in pleasure – it was partially forced but hey, it worked. Edward was squirming as he was listening to me eat.

"That good huh?" he asked me.

"Yup," I answered, popping my "p".

"So that stuff was better than everything that happened last night?" he asked me, sounding slightly hurt.

"Most definitely. You can't even begin to hold a candle to the delicious and completely un-nutritious McDonald's!"

"You know, I'm going to have to prove you wrong," he said, slowly moving towards me.

"Woah there cowboy!" I said to him as soon as he reached me. He looked at me questioningly, "I'm still a bit tired, and isn't there a rule that says you have to wait at least thirty minutes before you can get it on again," I couldn't help the laugh that snuck out there, "And besides, I REALLY have to go to the bathroom right now, so, if you'll excuse me." I slipped out of his arms and into the bathroom, pulling on a lovely black lingerie set along with a great pair of 'fuck me' heels.

I opened the door from the bathroom to see Edward holding something in his hand and looking at it in a very, very confused way. "Bella, what is this?" he asked me, holding a vibrator.

"I am going to kill Alice," was my response. Apparently, the mystery of what he was holding was much more captivating that me in my 'fuck me' heels.

"That still doesn't answer my question," he said as I got closer to him.

"Please don't make me tell you, okay? It would be life scaring for me," I told him, placing my hands on either side of his face, forcing him to look at me and right down at my cleavage.

"Please tell me?"

"Edward, you should be able to figure it out," I told him, walking back to the bed and plopping down, making sure I was laying down spread eagle as he attempted to figure out what he was hold was.

I heard a buzzing sound, telling me that Edward had figured out how to turn it on. "Bella," he said to me, "Is this a vibrator?"

"What do you think?" I asked, closing my eyes and pretending to go to sleep. The vibrator didn't turn off, and all of a sudden I felt the slightly cold vibrator slide into me, and I jerked up right.

"I think its definitely a vibrator," he said, placing a kiss on my lips. I groaned beneath him. Then, making sure that I couldn't move that stinking thing, he made sure that he no longer had any sort of clothing on. I was starting to squirm. The god damned vibrator was set so god damn low that it was just a torture device

"You realize I am considering murder right now, don't you?" I forced out between the little gasps that I couldn't keep from slipping out.

"You won't be for long," he said, smiling as he kissed me. He kicked the vibrator up a notch and I let out a long and, if I do say so my self, a rather loud moan.

Edward ignored my groans as he let himself wander over my body. It was like he was Alice and he was exploring me, Wonderland. His mouth was everywhere. I don't think there was even one spot that he didn't kiss, he didn't caress, he didn't spend way to much fucking time on that I was just about to explode because of the combination of him and the little vibrator that was currently buzzing away.

After, apparently, a sufficient amount of time exploring Wonderland, Edward took the vibrator out, causing me to groan once more.

"I love you, Bella," he whispered against my lips as he kissed me. He pulled away for just a second, to slid himself inside of me, my moan filled the room.

"Fuck, Edward, you're torturing me, here," I said, looking him in the eye as he was slowly pumping in and out of me. And when I say slowly, I really mean slowly.

Edward just smiled in response, picking up the pace as my groans became more and more frequent. I was almost there, almost at my climax, when Edward leaned down to kiss my lips, biting down. My orgasm exploded through my body, Edwards bite making it all the more intense. I could feel Edward's groan as he came.

Slowly, we both came down, panting for breath. Edward placed his forhead to mine. "Better than McDonald's?"

"If I say no will you do it again?" I asked him, getting him to laugh.

"No, you're right, you do need to relax. You're only a pixie, after all," he said, kissing me lightly.

"Oh yeah, only a Pixie! Edward, that is a really poor excuse. If I didn't know better, I'd say that you're the one that doesn't have the energy," I said, lifting my head up to kiss him. He still hadn't moved from his place above me.

"Bella, come on, you do need your rest," he said, rolling off of me. I noticed at the second that somehow the bra and shoes that I had been previously been wearing were completely gone. Hm.

"Edward, come on, don't revert back to being a sexually frustrated caveman!" I said to him, rolling so I was now on top of him. I could feel his erection against my stomach, causing a smile to slowly spread across my lips.

"I love you, Bella, but I do think you need a break," he said.

I snorted. "Alright then, tell me when you're ready," I winked at him. And sat up, sitting on his chest. I bit my lip, trying to decide if I could actually pull this off... I banished the thought when I saw Edward underneath me, I could tell he was struggling to keep from giving in.

Sighing, I moved as if I was going to get off of him, I saw Edward let out a breath of relief. So sorry, Edward, but I'm not getting off. I took a deep breath and I slowly began sinking down on Edwards erection until I was sitting on his hips, the whole of him inside of me. "When ever you're ready, I said, watching as his eyes widened and darken all within a split second.

I nonchalantly started moving myself up and down against him, as if I wasn't really doing anything at all. I slowly picked up my pace, as I could feel the orgasm building inside of me. "God dammit, Bella, don't stop," Edward hissed out, underneath me.

I smiled at him, picking up my pace slowly until I felt myself tighten around him, my muscles spazzaming as I threw my head back as I continued moving, my organism dragging out much longer than I thought. I saw Edward go stiff, calling out my name as he came just seconds later. Once I could breathe again, I slid off of him.

I lay down next to him, my head on his chest. "I love you," I whispered.

"I love you, Bella, more than you'll ever know," he said, placing a sweet kiss on the top of my head.

The next thing I knew, I was in Edwards arms, being carried into the bathroom. I had to blink a few times, waking up as he set me carefully in the warm – and bubbly – bathtub water.

"Welcome to the land of the living, Bella," Edward said, smiling at me.

"What time is it?" I asked him, rubbing my eyes.

"Time for you to take a bath. And, as I'm sorry to say, we have to leave. Our mini-honey moon is over," he said to me before frowning.

"I see," I said, relaxing in the warm water.

"I thought I'd treat you to a nice warm bath before we left, though," he said, placing a kiss on my temple.

"Mmm... That was a good idea," I said, closing my eyes.

Edward chuckled as he moved to wash me off. He made sure that all the sweat that I had accumulated was gone and that my hair was thoroughly washed. He took his time, too. I think that I can honestly say that it was the best bath that I have ever taken.

"Bella," Edward said to me after a while.

"Hm?"

"You have to get out of the tub now."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then I'll just take you out myself and put your cloths on for you," he said.

"Fine. I'll get out," I grumbled, standing up as bubbles ran down my body. Edward eyed my body lustfully as he dried me off. I quickly put on my clothing before we could get distracted and end up staying here a bit longer than we were supposed to.

I must have fallen asleep on our way back to the Cullen's house because I don't remember the ride there, I just remember waking up to see the house right in front of me. Edward was looking at me with a cocky grin spread across his lips.

"What?" I asked him as I yawned.

"I guess I really did tier you out," he said. I slapped him on the arm as I got out of the car to be immediately ambushed by Alice, almost getting knocked over.

"Bella! Come on, we have some things to talk about!" Alice said, dragging me away from Edward. I mouth sorry to him as I was dragged into her room.

I sighed as she sat me down on her bed. "Okay, Alice, what's so important?"

"You should take this," she said, holding up a pregnancy test.

"Why?"

"Because if I tell you, I know you won't believe me. So, you're going to use it, okay?" she said, shoving it a me.

"What if I don't want to?" I challenged.

"You're going to," she said, narrowing her eyes at me.

I huffed, "Fine. The first thing I get back from my honey moon, Alice is forcing me to take a pre," I thought better of saying 'pregnancy' in the house, Edward could overhear..., "test as soon as I get back."

"Go on," she said, shooing me towards the bathroom.

I went it, took the test and waited by the sink, trying to breath normally. When the positive sign showed up, I just about had a panic attack. I forced Alice to give me another one. Positive. Again. Freaking out, I headed over to Edward's room.

I proceeded in getting Edward to take me out to eat somewhere, pointing out that I hadn't eaten anything since the McDonald's the other day. So, he did. When we were driving back to the house, I reminded him that he hadn't gone hunting for a long while. He huffed, but agreed to go as soon as we got back. Once we arrived back, he placed a kiss on my lips and sped off to hunt.

"Alice," I said as soon as I got back to the house – I had made sure to send out Edward hunting, "I'm scared. I don't know what to do. Edward's going to flip when he finds out and this is only going to make thing more complicated. How do I handle this? How can I be pregnant at a time like this? What am I going to do?"

"You're going to be just fine," she said, hugging me as I stood by the car door, still to much in shock to move away from it.

"What should I do?" I asked her.

"I think it would be best if you didn't tell Edward for a little while. At least until you've finished talking to all of the creatures. You know, so he doesn't flip and physically restrain you from doing anything that you're supposed to," she said.

I nodded. "But then what? If I have morning sickness, how do we explain that?"

"We'll take care of it as we go. Come on, I've already talked to the rest of the family, we're all here for you, Bella. You know that, right?" Alice said to me.

"I know, but that doesn't stop me from being scared," I said sighing.

"You'll be fine, I promise," Alice said, hugging me tightly before we went into the house. I had to get my emotions in check before Edward got back. I really couldn't be freaking out when he got back. He would know somethings wrong then. And right now, I really just needed to keep him in the dark.

The Book of Creatures:

Centaur:


These are very touchy creatures. You walk on a tight rope around them ... if they don't know you very well. When you are a close friend of the Centaur, anything goes, really. That is, as long as it does not harm them and others that they care about, you're just peachy with them. The Centaur's really enjoy some strange things such as tree climbing contests (yes, they do climb trees. They don't get very far, but they still attempt it none the less) and a few other things.

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