One Piece Status Quo Pirate Style

by BlackoSun

What would of happened if the ASL became the ASLE? A sister added to the mix is going to change a lot, and maybe help bring down the world in this funny tale.

10. Time skips, Love, and Adventure!

One Piece : Status Quo Pirate Style

Chapter 10

Disclaimer (cut and paste)

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--Timeidy Skips!--

I woke up with a killer headache "Make the world go away." The words were muffled by who ever my face was pressed into. The pillow groaned in agreement. Lifting my head I looked at the person and put my head back down it was only Aokojii and Jamma was passed out next to us along with everybody else. "What happened last night?" Aokojii answered if painfully "Ace and Sabo turned 17." I groaned and pressed my face further into his side "That still doesn't explain how I got plastered last night." Aokojii groaned out another answer. "Yer dad sent them a white den den mushi and they decided to prank call Senny, Garp, and the Admirals. That was about the time you dared me to a drinking contest." I groaned with him as that hit us. "Who do you think has the pictures?" "Mitzy." I nodded and groaned as a wave of nausea hit me.

Getting up we lend against one another and went for a better place to sit/lay down in agony. I still couldn't believe time had passed so quickly I remember like yesterday Ace trailing after Azri trying to ask her out. Now they had been dating for almost a year! Resting my forehead against the tree next to me I sighed "What else happened last night?" Aokojii blush "Well Ace and Azri started making out well Sabo danced with Mina if subtly grooping her is called dancing. Injii finally noticed Luffy and they agreed to try it out to see if it would work and you confessed your love to me." I blinked held a finger pinched myself before softly yelling. "I WHAT!?!?!!" He looked to the side and kept his neon blush, groaning I rubbed my temples and flopped into his lap "Yes I have a crush on you. No you don't have to humor me." He stopped me well shaking his head "Actually I have a crush on you as well." I blinked and started to laugh.

After a few minutes I got up and shook the last traces of my headache off before looking straight at Aokojii. "So we both have crushes on each other. Well now Ace can't kill you, how about we try ta date?" He nodded and stood up. "How about tonight at 7?" I giggled and nodded "Yer quick!" He smirked "I've been waiting since about 2 days after I met you to say that." I let loose a sharp laugh and skipped off.

First things first I have to tell Luffy. I found him curled up with Simba and Injii kicking him I waited until I heard a moan "I'm going out with Aokojii tonight at 7" he gave me a thumbs up and I left. If by what the sun was telling me it was just pass 5 which ment I had about 2 hours until the date. Going up to the house I looked for clothes. Picking out a simple purple dress with green thights I pulled my traveling cloak out of storage and got ready, aka I took a shower. Sighing as the warm water washed over me I felt better and not so deathly toweling my hair off I got dressed and apllied a little bit of black eyeliner. With a nod into the mirror I stuck my hair into a braid and clipped the cloak on well smiling, I had a date!

I perked up as a knock sounded on my window sil looking out it I saw Aokojii waiting well dressed in a pair of black jeans with a blue shirt and white vest. Smiling at him I walked to the window and opened it "Its 7?" He shook his head "10 minutes til." I snickered and held my hand out he took it and helped me up into the sil. With a grin we jumped down to the ground and went off. "So where are we going?" He nodded to the East "To a tiny town called Fernwell." I nodded knowing the town from Sanns work. It took 30 minutes to get to the town traveling at our speed with a smile Aokojii took my hand and led me to a small and quiet café. He like a gentleman pulled my chair out for me "We are having a pirate date." I giggled well he chuckled. A waiter came by and we ordered a glass of water each and or meals as our water was set down I started to talk. "So where are we going after this?" He tapped the table "For icecream and a show." I smile giddy at the thought of icecream.

My salad was set down and time for talk disappeared in favor of eating as I took the last bite and downed it with the water we nodded. As the waiter turned his back we got up and ran out. I laughed as we turn a corner and slowed to a walk "A dine and Dash a great way to start a date!" He laughed and took me to a icecream stall where he paid. Licking the cone I fallowed Aokojii down to the lake that sat at the center of Fernwell "So where's this show?" A set of fireworks went off. Aokojii smiled "Today's a festival in the neighboring village and you can see the fireworks all the way over here." I just nodded and lend against him watching the show. It was pass midnight when the fireworks stopped we got up and started back home. It was as he dropped me off that I took a glance to my vacant room and turned to face him "I had a wonderful night. Thank you." With a smile I kissed him and ducked inside.

I had just closed the window and sat down when Ace opened the door. Shit. "Hi Ace." He pointed at the window and glared "Yes I went on pa date with Aokojii." He huffed and spun on his heel and marched out. Great the silent treatment, well two can play at that game! I ignored Ace for 3 days he broke on the 2nd.

--More Time Skippidy!--

It was my 17 birthday and after a fierce debate with Sabo there would be no alcohol not even an drop. I was getting dressed when Luffy came in ready to go dressed in his purple long sleeve shirt with the orange vest over it and jeans. His Strawhat was angled to sit farther back in the cloak hood. I grinned and finished the 12 braid I had fixed in my hair before putting my odd combo of a sleeping mask and hat on. "Were finally 17!" I started to vibrate in excitement. With a salute and a snap I was out the window and cartwheeling off looking for my first mate, I found him carrying a few chests of things down to the boats. I grinned "How far along are we in schedule?!" He smiled back "Maybe a hour ahead. If a few more people joined we will be ready in about 2 hours." I nodded and signaled a few more down to help. With a wave I bounced away to pack up my things, I yelped as Ace caught the neck of my shirts stopping me from flying pass. "I want you to help Luffy me and Sabo are going to the dock to sort everything out with the mates." I nodded and ran on.

Skidding to a stop I looked at Luffy practically empty room "Your already done?" He nodded and closed the trunk. Shrugging I went a pack my own room up leaving only the bed, dresser, and mirror. Carrying the trunk out I met with Luffy and we went down to the docks where everyone was waiting. The first people we saw were Dadan, Makino, and the Mayor. Makino was dressed in a pair of jeans and t shirt an shot gun strapped across her back with a flintlock on each thigh "I'm coming." It wasnt a question only a statement. With a nod I pointed to group of crew members all carrying or wearing a object that shot, meaning everything from slingshots to bazookas. "Their the experts in the field of shooting. If you want more close combat skills just talk to anyone wearing a sword or carrying a melee weapon." She nodded and went over joining the conversation.

Dadan handed us a couple sacks of books and left without saying anything the Mayor pointed to the now closed bar. "Your presents from me, Makino, and your father are in there." I smiled and waved before shooting off with Luffy in tow. Opening the doors I saw 3 small wrapped things setting on a table, 3 more were on the next table. Going over to the one on the left I saw my name and started to unwrap the things. From the Mayor I got pocketknife with 2 different blades from Makino I got a pistol and a case of rounds. I finally opened the gift from dad only to stop and tuck it away in one of my sleeve pockets. It was a black choker with his tattoo done in red along its length in the center sat a silver charm in the shape of the RAs symbol. Picking up the note inside I read it with a smile 'You told me that you couldn't join the cause but that you could support it. So that all of my agents know you and your crew are allies I made my personal symbol into a charm for you to wear. Good Luck and I'll see you off in Lougetown. Your Dad' I pulled the choker out again to put it on only to stop as Aokojii came in.

"Were ready. What's that?" I showed him the necklace and held it up "Can you put it on?" He nodded and strung it across my neck clasping it. Dropping my hair I picked up Luffy gifts and hurried out at the docks I waved and jumped onto the closet boat with Aokojii right behind. With that we sailed out into the harbor pass the Lord of the Coast well this was happening I was boat jumping to Luffy. "Hey El! Luffy on the purple boat!" I shouted a thanks back to the person and went straight to the purple boat. Dropping down I gave Luffy his presents well smiling widely and show off the new choker "Dad thought ahead." Luffy snickered well opening his gjft from Dad. I blinked and poked the thing "Is that ah devilfruit?" He nodded and read the note. 'I found it on a raid. Its called the Frost-Frost no mi do as you please with it nobody here wanted it. From Dad.' Luffy handed it to me. "Give it to Aokojii." I opened my mouth only to close it as Luffy gave the look sighing I ship jumped back to Aokojii and gave him the DF.

"Luffy told me to give it to you. Its the Frost-Froat no mi." He took the fruit and spun it around "My father told me about this fruit, its the parcima mimck of his own Logia." I nodded. "Are you going ta eat it?" I got my answer when he bit and swallowed a tiny piece of it. "That was nasty." I snickered as his face went green he glared and frost crept out from under his feet. He blinked and lifted a foot up to stare at the bottom "Well that's creepy. Now I understand why Ace was always looking behind himself the first few weeks." I nodded and poked the frost onto giggle as it laced up my arm. "It tickles!" He poked me and a bit more frost was added to my clothes well the old melted . "I think its suppose to be cold." I just giggled well he poked a passerby "THATS COLD!" I started to full out laugh well they ran around.

I got up just as a lookout called a whirlpool off the starboard bow. Racing over to the railing I watched as we passed the whirlpool and a cruise ship on the way, we had just cleared it when a ugly ass pink monstrosity showed up. "What. The. Fucking. Hell. Is. That." Aokojii mimed killing himself well covering his eyes "That is a abomination. Please can we destroy it?" I shook my head and pointed to a fat tub of lard. "I feel as if she's going to important, the pink mouse too." He looked back and sighed "Can we grab them then destroy it?" I nodded "Only if I get first shot." He agreed. Getting the capturing party set wasn't hard nether was getting and imprisoning the fat tub of lard the hard part was putting up with the pink mouse say how he wanted to be a marine. After the 12th time he said it I punched him "Shut the hells up! Aokojii here ran away from becoming a marine because it was unjust and cruel! Do you want to be a nameless grunt that no one would care about if killed!" The mouse stopped and paled.

After that he stayed queit and sat with the cabinkids playing games and learning about what we were like. "Who do you thinks going to take him? My bets on Sabo." I shook my head "Nope Luffy." I set 100 beri in a green pot well Aokojii put 100 in a blue pot. We were half way to Shell town when Luffy claimed the pink mouse with a smile I took the blue pot and dumped it into my green one. Picking the mouse up I cackled calling to Luffy "How yah want him?!" Luffy snickered "Decked and ready!" I smiled and tossed him to Sann. Walking back to my cash I gathered it up and stuck it in my room "So Frosty think we should have Fass go to Ace or Sabo?" He chuckled at the nickname before holding up a finger "Sabo, he needs some help over there with all the crew members." I nodded and grabbed Fass as he passed by patting his head I tossed him over to Sabo.

I hummed out a jaunty tune and rested against the main mast well Aokojii played with his new powers. I giggled as a frost pattern went up my arm "I'm telling ya it tickles!" I couldn't see it but I could feel the smirk he was wearing. At that second a line of frost hit the back of my neck making me shriek with laughter and roll around on deck. I glared well holding the back of my neck and cursing "Don't do that ya bastard!" He snickered and held his hands up "No promises El." I pouted and turned away from him. He sighed and relented "Fine, but only when around enemies, noncrewmates, and Ace." I smiled and turned back to him "Deal!" We shook on it.

I clicked my tounge as we came into harbor jumping down I paid for all four boats and asked for a good restaurant. With a name and directions we went off on our many separate ways only knowing to get back to the ship by 2 so we could head out again. Walking with Aokojii I led him to the restaurant and a table "I think this is a good place to heard gossip." He nodded and ordered a glass of water. Getting one for myself I listened as the people around us talked about someone named Zoro "You know anything about him?" Aokojii nodded. "He's abounty hunter that the papers say was caught a week ago. My bet is he willingly turned himself in under false pretence." I grinned. "Raid?" He joined me in grinning "Raid." Standing we went to the marine base at the center of town. "Its ugly." He agreed "Give me a lift!" Letting him lift me up far enough to reach the wall top was a bit dizzying "I forgot as I went up that you were so tall." An he was I was short at only 5'4 well he towered above me at 10'8.

Sighing I looked out over the courtyard well he jumped up next to me "You take the back I'll take the front." With a nod we went our separate ways. Slipping through the gate wasn't very hard and once in I just walked straight into the building without a care. Passing a patrol I nodded and carried on with my back straight and with measured steps, Gramps training was useful. Stepping into the captains office I looked around for a bit shifting the barrels at the corner of the room I found a safe. Cracking the lock I opened it to find a message from Buggy the Clown 'A pirates that looks like a clown, I think I just found my newest recruit.' Putting the message back I took the devilfruit just sitting there. Reading the tag I smirked tucking it away fixing everything back into place I left by window and joined Aokojii at the base.

"What you find?" He held up 3 swords "Zoro's swords." I smiled we quickly left and waited until 1 when the lookouts left for lunch. Having Aokojii lift me over the wall I went straight to Zoro "I have your swords!" He glared Bloody murder. "Join the crew and I'll give them back." He started to strain against the ropes "Or I could just sell them." That stopped him. "Your the devil." I grinned "Of course I am! So what ya say!?" He bowed his head "Fine." With that I untied him. Getting back over the wall was easy as I had Zoro lift and Aokojii catch "Where are my swords?" Aokojii handed them over. I smiled and dragged the two back to the ships so we could leave.

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Luffy was jealous about how I got to raid the base. "Why did you raid the base with out ussss?" I put my hands on my hips. "It was a lead to a line of gossip. I acted as I did because a Innocent man was tied up as if a sacrifice too the gods. Plus he's all years have fun." Zoro looked between us. "Just what is wrong with this crew?" I laughed "Nuthin! Were just havin ah mo." Zoro was still confused. "Our crew has 4 captains, the only one marines are going to know about is Luffy. Your going to be on his a main crew as a body guard." I turned on my heel. Searching for a few seconds I called out May "Get him outfitted!" Zoro rose a eyebrow well scowling, I snickered and went to the prisoner.

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A/N: Yes I know it short but I need to write out the next chapter and started to run out of steam.

IT LEAST YOU LEARNED THE IMPORTANCE OF THE INSIDE VOICE.

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BOS JUST FINISH THE AN AND START WORKING.

I hate you. So anyway this is it for every few days updates, for now. I don't know when I'll have the next out but hope y'all enjoy!

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