Wishology: The Alternate Story

by Wishmaker1028

A year has passed since Timmy has returned from his time traveling adventures with his great uncle. Now, he must face the toughest challenge and battle yet, the Darkness. Now, Timmy must rely on his friends and his time traveling secret to defeat the Darkness. Please read and review! -And always think outside of the box! Based on my 'A Boy in Time' universe. Edited on DA.

10. The B B: To Las Vegas!

October 20, 2002

10:15 a.m.

Barstow, Texas

Timmy's POV

I was glad to see my fairies again but I wasn't in the mood for a long explanation. I decided to go with the short and sweet version. I told them, "It's a long story, you guys but here is what we do know. The Darkness is back." Wanda and Cosmo's eyes bugged out as Poof looked horrified by what I had just said. They asked, in unison, "The Darkness is back?" At those words, Cosmo's bubble popped. They came down and I caught them right into my hands. Chester pointed out, jokily, "Cosmo took that pretty well." I shot Chester a look.

I felt like Annie had just told that joke to my uncle's 1955 self instead Chester telling that joke to me. There is another scary thought. I told my fairy family, "And you guys got to help us find an ancient white wand…because I'm the Chosen One!" Wanda and Cosmo looked surprised. Wanda asked, "Are you sure, Timmy?" I nodded and answered, "I have never been so sure of anything in my entire life. In fact, when Jorgen poofed you away from me, he gave me the magic muffin and I used it to set up my team. That's why Chester, A. J., and Trixie are here."

Wanda asked, "So, what can we do to help?" I answered, "First of all, why are you gumballs?" Chester responded, "Yeah, Jorgen said that he had to protect you guys!" A. J. added, mad, "And this is what he came up with…gum?" Trixie finished, "Now I can see why Nacey keeps telling Jorgen to think things through." I nodded. Sometimes I did wonder if Jorgen and Cosmo were related. I instructed my fairies, "Now, the Eliminators are after us too so whatever you do….don't say my name." Cosmo asked, "You mean…" His voice trailed off as he said the next thing very loud, "TIMMY TURNER?" Just then, the Eliminators showed up and the one with the red eyes was now wearing a leather jacket and black sunglasses.

The two other Eliminators were wearing pink shirts. My friends and I exchanged 'Cosmo is such an idiot' looks and I said, "Should've seen that coming." Just then, the Eliminators start to shoot there cannons at us and we hid behind the car. Chester screamed, "I can't believe that it is all going to end while we hide behind a car filled with cool spy gadgets and gizmos!" A. J. perked up and responded, "Chester, you're a genius?" Chester and Trixie exchanged confused looks as they asked in unison, "I/He am/is?" I caught onto A. J.'s train of thought and gave him the car keys. One of the buttons was labeled, "Destroy."

A. J. pressed the button and the car converted into a cannon. I responded, "Yup that will work." Chester, Trixie, A. J., and I hit the Eliminators with blue glue, freezing them into place. We all yelled, "Awesome!" I turned to my fairy family and added, "And now to get you guys back to fairy form." I put them into my mouth and started to chew. I blew them out and sculpted those guys into gum fairy form. 'Better than nothing but at least we're together again.' I thought to myself. Trixie was trying to make light of it and responded, "Back to normal…sort of." Cosmo told us, "I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?"

Just then, Poof farted and it became a bubble butt. Cosmo added, "Cool! I like being gum!" A. J. looked disgusted as did Trixie. On the other hand, Chester and I thought it was pretty cool. Wanda told us after a long silence, "Do NOT pop that bubble." A. J. shrugged and beeped the cannon, which turned into a motorcycle. A. J. rolled his eyes, "It figures. We stick on motorcycles." Before we could try and turn the motorcycle into the car again, rocket ships arrived. It was the MERF agents! Mr. Black got out of his rocket ship, pointed his blaster at us and yelled, "Freeze statue smashing, quarter and spy car thieves!" Cosmo told us, "And now you've got bigger problems!"

Just then, the ground started to rumble as my head started to pound. I spun around as did my friends and fairy family and we saw the Darkness. I yelled, trying to pretend that I was okay, "And even bigger problems!" Cosmo farted now as that turned into a bubble butt as well. Wanda told us, "Don't pop that one, either." My head really started to pound and I thought to myself, 'I can only hope that you were here to help, Uncle Emmet. I'm in real trouble here.' Just then, the MERF agents landed his rocket ships and surrounded us. Mr. White told us, "A. J. Johnson, Chester McBadbat, Trixie Tang, and Timmy Turner, we are putting you under arrest under by the order of MERF." Mr. Black added, "Not to be confused with MARF…which we have tickets tonight!"

Mr. White then came over Cosmo and poked him. He added, "By the way, cool animal balloon thingies." Trixie pointed towards the Darkness and asked, "Do you guys not see that giant swirling vortex of death?" Chester added, "Don't you want to do something?" A. J. finished, "Call the general or the president!" Mr. White told him, "Can't, they are all going to MARF. It's going to be awesome because we are going to see the MARF's band of all….Kiss!" Just then, it clicked. I remembered what Jorgen told us. I told my friends and fairies, "The white wand is a guitar at the MARF festival staring Kiss!" Wanda smiled and responded, "Nice work, Timmy! We've got to get that guitar so you can stop the Darkness!" Mr. Black and Mr. White got their blasters ready. After time traveling so much, I knew a gun getting ready from anywhere.

Mr. White asked, "Any last words before you're freeze blasted and dissected?" I smirked and answered, "Yes, guys get ready to pop the bubbles!" Wanda, A. J., Chester, Trixie, and I grabbed onto Cosmo and Poof as we busted the bubbles, going up and away from the blasts. The MERF agents blasted each other and got frozen. We all laughed at the sight as I took one of the blasters. I told them, "Like I said before, don't mess with the Chosen Ones."

Cosmo farted and it became a bubble butt again. He told us, "Or captain bubble pants!" A. J. shot him a look and responded, "I thought you were captain idiot." We all laughed, except for Cosmo, who didn't get the joke. We floated over to one of the rocket ships. A. J. punched some buttons and reported, "This rocket ship is going to get us right to MARF." At that, we blasted off for Las Vegas, not knowing that we un-thaw the Eliminators while we were at it.