Disclaimer: I owned an apple with my teeth... but that's it. :D
Fire is Red...
("Sir, what do you think you're doing?" "What does it look like Hawkeye? I'm giving the boy fair warning so I can't be court marshalled.")
Dear SHRIMP,
You've grated my last nerve. Stop playing this foolish game of "I'm a snot nosed shrimp who wants attention because my daddy didn't love me" and get your ass back here. But, since I KNOW you won't listen to your elders, like you should, I'm coming to get you. Here's your fucking poem.
Fire
is Red,
My Uniform is Blue,
Stay where you fucking are,
So I can fry you!
Sincerely,
I HATE you.
("That's it?" "Yes!If I write more I'll start frothing at the mouth!" "Sir, you already are…" "BOOK ME A TRAIN TICKET!" –Kaclick—"Don't take that tone with me Sir. Now what is it you want and ask nicely." "…May I please have a train ticket…?Please?" "Normally I would say no, but the sooner this is resolved the sooner things can go back to normal. For example, why is everyone avoiding me now that I'm back from sick leave.""I bribed them… sorry." "Is that why Havoc is sitting on Fuery's desk?" "Ummm…may I have my train ticket now?" "You're so weak Sir." "I know…")
It's been a while. How are all of you:D Well I'm happy. I got Free Fall up and now am going update drabble happy. I wonder how many I can get in a 24hr period. :D
-Rix the demon