Author's Note: Guess who's back for good this time. After dealing with my family and losing my hair while in the progress. I can honestly tell you all that January came early. Nah just kidding but I decided before this year ends to finish season 2. So here's the last one.
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In the Real World.
Someone was digging a hole in the ground and stops when he thinks its deep enough. It is then revealed to be me. "Sigh how did I get myself in to this mess."
Flashback
Finn was under the mistletoe and Ethel Rainicorn comes up to him. "Sigh fine let's get this over with." Finn said as he puckered his lips. That just left Ethel confused and just drops his pants. "Hey what the heck are you doing." Finn shouted. But Ethal then decided to suck him out.
"Of coarse I'll get back to you Marshall." I said walking to Red and Blue. "Okay so after the Avengers your alright being in Clerks."
"Not a problem!" Blue said.
"Yeah we're ready for this." Red said punching me.
All the princess look at Lady's mother in aw when they see what she's doing to him in public. "Lucky!" Skeleton Princess said.
3, 2, 1 "Mother f-"
*BOOM*
I was pushed away and saw I survived with a little bit of damage. "Hey guys are you alrighhhht...Oh"
Back to Reality
"Oh yeah!" I then grab all the dead bodies and throw them into the hole.
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(After about 27 royals molested Finn well enough was enough and Jake couldn't take anymore of it. So what do you think he did?)
"All right everybody!" *Bang* Bang* "Enough! I am aware that people think that this young man is not really the victim, but someone who is living the ultimate teenage boy's fantasy." Judge Lemongrab said to everyone in the court. "BUT! This is a serious crime! 27 royals of Ooo, 26 princesses and 1 queen. All of you rise!" All the royals rise. "Ms. Tree Trunks has the jury reached the verdict?"
"Yes in the case of Finn the Human vs Royals of Ooo. We find in favor of..."
What is the jury's decision? Find out on season 3.
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The fluid was released and Bee Princess opened her mouth as the liquid fell on her face. She tried her best to swallow it all in her mouth but it was just to much for her. "Yeah like that! Keep that up. Keep eating all that honey."
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"Ahh!" Flame Princess shouted.
"Flame Princess whats wrong?" Finn asked.
"Someone stabbed me with a knife." she said. Finn looks at her wound and sees blood coming out of her.
"Uhh hang on I got something that might help." Finn said running inside the Tree Fort. When he came back he had a giant eyeball and squeezed on the eye that tears came out and landed on her.
"OWWW! FINN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" she asked.
"Ahh I'm sorry! I didn't know! I thought it would help!" he replied.
"HOW IS POURING WATER ON ME GOING TO HELP?" she asked.
"It's the tears...and uh it can heal wounds and-"
"Finn whats going on?" Jake said arriving at the scene.
"Flame Princess was bleeding so I poured the cyclops tears on her." Finn explained.
"...WHY?" Jake asked.
"I don't know. I thought it would help." Finn said.
"Of coarse that's not gonna help Finn. How the heck will magical healing tears be able to heal a fire elemental." Jake said.
"Well they...heal wounds..and they...uhh!" Finn said.
Later
"She's gonna be ok Finn just don't pour any tears on her again ok." Docter Princess said.
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"Guys we did it. We made it to our 100th sketch. Now what can we do on our 100th sketch." Finn asked.
"Sketch?" Jake asked confused.
Later
Finn was put in a mental hospital.
(Happy 100th sketch!)
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New Years Eve
Me: Ah does it feel good to be back. And just in time for the new year. After all the stuff that I've written in the past some of it was good some of it wasnt. But I can just tell that the new year there will be nothing but good writing from here on out. But before I get started I should watch a movie.
After Watching Les Miserables
Me: (There's a smile on my face) I know what I'm going to write a fanfic about next year.
Pilm: Mike don't even think about it.
Me: Come on Pilm whats the worse that can happen.
Pilm: Dont you remember the last time you wrote a fanfic after seeing a musical movie.
Me: Dont give me that Pilm nothing like that's going to happen. When the new year comes I'll be an all new writer.
New Years Day
Pilm: Hey aren't you going to write that fanfic.
Me: I'm on a break leave me alone.
Pilm: God havent you learned anything. (Leaves the room)
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"Gumball do you copy? You got a bomber heading towards the Candy Kingdom. It has a bomb that can produce an explosive force that can release more than 8.3 millian tons of TNT. You need to stop that bomber or it going to release a nuclear bomb that could cause the same destruction as the Mushroom War. Your only hope is to talk to the pilots man to man." the male Tree Trunks said.
"Damn it Marshall why did you make that phone call?" Gumball asked.
"It was a joke! Who would have thought they would have taken it seriously." Marshall said.
"There's only one thing to do now. Quick change the radios frequency." Gumball said. Marshall then changes it to the radio. "TO THE AIR FREQUENCY TO THE AIR FREQUENCY." Marshall then changes to the right frequency. "I'm talking to the pilots in the bomber that is heading towards the Candy Kingdom. My name is Prince Gumball. Please guys you got to believe me there is no virus on the Candy Kingdom or Ooo. It was a hoax, played by an idiot with too much free time on his hands."
"Sorry I'm afraid I can't do that." one pilot said.
"Please! I'm only 18 and I'm a prince of kingdom of candy. I never really lived and there's still so much left for me to do." Gumball said.
Marshall then takes the walky talky. "And I'm gay." he said in a Gumball impersiation.
"Shut up I am not gay." Gumball said taking it back.
"Now wait a second there Gumball. Sometimes its hard to...not be gay. Especially when your afraid your friends wont understand. But were all different aren't we? I'm mean that's what makes it such a beautiful world, diversity. Well maybe you may have been afraid all the years of letting down your parents or even disillusioning an ex-girlfriend. But its okay son. It's okay to be gay. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm willing to disobey a direct order from my superiors if your will to be honest with yourself. Well whats it going to be Prince Bubba Gumball of the Candy Kingdom." the pilot asked.
What will Gumball say? Find out on Season 3.
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Amber walks into the shelter and looks at all the destruction and all the dead bodies and cats. She then turns to her assistant. "Get him on the phone. Get him on the phone. I want him on the phone RIGHT NOW!"
Meanwhile
"Okay now hold still this going to hurt me a lot more than it will you. Come to think of it it's only to hurt you." I said to my 6 year old sister about to hit her.
Cause this is Thriller
Thriller night
"Oh hang on a second I got to take this." I said before answering my phone. "Hello!"
"What did you do?" Amber asked.
"Ok...but you can't be mad at me." I said.
"What did you do?" she asked again.
"Okay first...I was doing my job-"
*SLAM*
"BULL SHIT!" Amber said.
"I WAS!" I said.
"And what exactly happened while you were doing your job." Amber said pissed off.
"So I was getting food prepared for the cats. And all of a sudden these guys busted through the door."
Several men holding guns busted through the door and went in the room.
"And one of them yelled"
"Get on your knees." one of the men said.
"And I responded with"
"I knocked your mother last night." I said to the men.
"And they took exception to that." I explained on the phone.
The men started shooting at me and I took cover behind a table.
"But that really didn't end to well for them."
I get out a gun from my pocket. "Well mom always use this only for emergencies." I said before firing at them.
"And I killed all of them and left. So to make things short they made job easier by killing all the cats."
Will Mike keep his job? Find out on season 3.
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BMO was sitting on a crack.
(Nah I'm just kidding here's the real sketch)
BMO malfunctions and transforms into a giant robot with mechanical arms. The robot then goes breaks through a wall in the Tree Fort and starts ripping every person the robot could find. Slashing them, gashing them, squashing them, destroys most of them.
(Okay I don't think this will work out if you want to see BMO on crack just think of BMO as Jailbot because that how I see it.)
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(And now for a special acation here is the real ending to the movie I'm working on)
"Because I am a robot created by the evil Doctor Zod I was programmed not to feel emotion." BMO said.
"But you barely know her and your marrying Marceline already how can you?" Jack asked.
"I'm in love. Finally I am in love. I never knew what love felt like until I met her." BMO said. The robot then pulls out a gun. "And now I gots to kill her."
O_O
(Well that didn't turn out well)
Author's Note: Well I left a lot of you at a bunch of Cliff hangers. But I just wanted to let you all know I'm back. But anyways this is sadly the season finally. But don't worry Finn and Jake will resurface on February 5 or earlier if I get things done ahead of schedule.