DISCLAMER: I don't own Xiaolin showdown, and I don't own any theme songs. But I do own a nice pair of shoes.
zankoku na tenshi no you ni
shounen yo shinwa ni nare!
aoi kaze ga ima
mune no DOA wo tataite mo
watashi dake wo tada mitsumete
hohoende'ru anata
sotto fureru mono
motomeru koto ni muchuu de
unmei sae mada shiranai
itaike na hitomi
dakedo itsuka kidzuku deshou
sono senaka ni wa
haruka mirai mezasu tame no
hane ga aru koto
zankoku na tenshi no TE-ZE
madobe kara yagate tobitatsu
hotobashiru atsui PATOSU de
omoide wo uragiru nara
kono sora wo daite kagayaku
shounen yo shinwa ni nare!
Jack's Ultimate Team
Jack sat at a large table in his dining room, he wasn't alone. Tubbimura, Panda Bubba and his two bodyguards, Catnappe, Chameleon Bot, Vlad, Cyclops, Le Mime, Big Baboo (See my series 1), Megan, Robo-Jack and the Sentaibots sat around the table too.
"So people, can you tell me why you're all here?" asked Jack.
"We want to rejoin you, Panda Bubba organised this meeting with you," said Tubbimura.
"Why should I trust you?" asked Jack as he turned to face the criminal mastermind.
"After Toshiro Tohomiko fired me from Toshiro Electronics, I had nowhere else to go," replied Panda Bubba.
"And why are you here, Ashley?" Jack asked Catnappe.
"I just want something to do," she moaned, Jack put his fingers in his ears, pretending he ignored her just to get on her nerves.
Cyclops was laughing loudly; he found something absolutely hilarious about Le Mime, even though the French clown wasn't doing anything funny.
"So what shall we do?" asked Vlad.
"Try to take over the world!" shouted Jack, as if the Russian vendor was stupid.
"Oh, I see," said Vlad, quietly.
"But I don't see why that guy has to come along!" shouted Catnappe, pointing at a new character who had just appeared, a bald man with a blank expression.
"Oh, that's Fred, Fred the man," said Jack.
"Meep," said Fred the man.
Big Baboo looked puzzled.
"What does he do?" he asked.
Jack thought for a while.
"Meep, he just Meeps," he replied.
"How would he help us complete our mission?" asked Chameleon Bot.
"I don't know, I just let him join because the more people we have, the more likely we'll take over the world," Jack replied.
"Meep," said Fred the man.
"Lame! Raise your hand if you think Human Jack is lame!" shouted Robo-Jack.
The robotic Jack held up his hand, so did one of Panda Bubba's guards. The other guard slapped his forehead in embarrassment. Catnappe knew Jack sucked, but she couldn't be bothered to do anything.
"Jack, I'm tired!" moaned Megan.
"Tired? I didn't pay you to be in this team because you were tired!" shouted Jack.
"You're paying me?" asked Megan, her eyes lit up with excitement.
"Umm, yeah. With, err, cookies," Jack answered.
Little Megan jumped for joy.
"Hooray!" she squealed.
Jack looked around the room.
"Anyone else want cookies?" he asked.
"I do!" shouted Tubbimura.
Both the ninja and little girl walked out of the room, Catnappe turned towards Jack.
"Now what?" she asked.
"We'll wait for a Shengongwu to be activated," replied the boy genius.
"Meep," added Fred the man.
Meanwhile, Jermaine stood outside the temple; he wanted to see the xiaolin warriors. Omi watched from the window, he saw the dragon of thunder knocking on the door.
"Friends, it is Jermaine!" shouted Omi.
"Great, I want to ask him a few things," said Raimundo.
They greeted their American fried at the door.
"I'm happy to see you guys, weird stuff has been happening!" he said.
He came into the temple, Omi was extremely happy to see him.
"When did you become the dragon of thunder?" asked Raimundo.
"When I flew back to New York, a thunder storm occurred. As I walked down the street, I was hit by several bolts of lightning. I wasn't even hurt, and then I discovered I could run really fast. It was as if my cells were supercharged," explained Jermaine.
"So you're a chosen one, that explains how you were able to advance to the Wudai level far before we did," said Kimiko.
"Soon after, I went to Guan's temple. He was an enemy of Chase, and any enemy of that guy is a friend of mine," added Jermaine.
Raimundo remembered his chilling experience with the demon Backbeard, and how he didn't want to speak to him again.
"How's that Backbeard thing doing?" asked Raimundo.
"He's still locked up, but he keeps saying the same thing over and over again; 'My siblings shall unite'. It really freaks me out…" Jermaine replied.
Kimiko remembered the three new dragons they had met.
"Have you heard of the dragons of wood, metal and void?" she questioned the thunder dragon.
"Yeah, they met me one day, they didn't believe I was a Xiaolin dragon at first, but when I showed them my powers, they asked me if I wanted to join their team. I turned down their offer, that metal guy's such a jerk!" said Jermaine.
Dojo flew into the room.
"I sense another Shengongwu; it resembles a bag of some sort…" he said.
The five warriors and their daemon friend looked at the scroll.
"Whoa, it's called the Bag of Tricks, anything can fit inside! We need to get it!" shouted Raimundo.
They all hopped into the Silver Manta ray and headed towards the small country of Sri Lanka. The mystical flying machine touched down on the ground, they were shocked to see Jack Spicer slowly walking up to it. He seemed like he was alone, so Omi ran up to combat him.
"Jack, the wu is ours!" he shouted as he ran.
"I don't think so, Cue-ball!" laughed Jack.
Jack's team of villains jumped down from his jet, what was amazing was the fact they could all fit in there.
"Whoa, I recognise some of these creeps, but not all of them. Jack's grown more powerful!" shouted Jermaine.
Tubbimura jumped in front of Raimundo, the wind warrior had defeated the ninja assassin before. Catnappe jumped in front of Kimiko, a girl on girl fight was a fair fight. Le Mime jumped in front of Clay; Clay had used his intelligence to defeat the French fiend. Omi took on the infamous Chameleon Bot, and Jermaine took on Big Baboo.
"Dojo; you get the Bag of Tricks!" shouted Kimiko as she fought the cat like thief.
The phoenix nodded his head and flew towards the new Shengongwu, he touched it with his beak, but Jack also touched the wu with a twig he had picked up.
"Dojo I challenge you to a xiaolin showdown!" shouted the boy genius.
"I cannot fight alone, so I shall call my comrades into battle!" said Dojo.
"Great, a cosmic clash showdown!" shouted Jack.
Dojo looked at his friends; he needed to think carefully about each one.
"I choose Kimiko and Jermaine to be on my side. We shall all wager the Cutter crab," said Dojo.
The dragons of thunder and fire jumped beside Dojo, Jack selected his team of fighters. Vlad and Fred the man jumped up to join their leader.
"Meep," said Fred the man.
"The game shall be a good old fashioned three man tag team battle, we'll wager the Oxygem!" shouted Jack.
"Let's go; GONG YI TENPAI!"
Dojo was first to fight for the Xiaolin Side, Jack was first to fight for the evil side. Jack transformed into his Sentaibot armour.
"FEATHER ATTACK!"
The feathers from Dojo's wings couldn't damage White's armour; Jack came in with his powerful move.
"SILVER BEAM!"
The glowing finger beam blasted Dojo out of the ring, with his last minute of consciousness, he tagged Kimiko.
"You shouldn't pick on people weaker than you!" shouted Kimiko.
"Who's going to make me?" Jack asked.
"I am! WUDAI MARS FIRE!"
Kimiko's flames didn't seem to affect the powerful robot, Jack held out his hand.
"MAGIC MISSILE!"
He fired a missile at Kimiko, but the nimble fire dragon avoided the attack.
"CUTTER CRAB!"
Kimiko used the crab Shengongwu to attack White's armour; she succeeded in cracking it slightly.
"MAGMA FIST!"
Jack punched Kimiko away with his flaming punch, Kimiko was out. The only Xiaolin member left was Jermaine.
"I will defeat you!" shouted Jermaine.
"Face it Jermaine, you're gonna lose, you're the only good guy left!" laughed Jack.
Jermaine got out the helmet he had found shortly after they rescued Mieko from the possession of Poze, Jack's eyes widened.
"It's another knight!" shouted Raimundo.
Jermaine smiled as he put the white helmet on his head.
"TATSU QUARTZ RANK!"
Jermaine became a tall and thin white knight; the knight bore resemblance to a Japanese giant robot, like the other knights.
"Whoa!" gasped Jack.
"You're time ends here, I am Lithius, the Quartz Knight!" shouted the brave daemon knight.
He rushed forwards and rapidly punched Sentaibot White, knocking him out of the ring. It seemed that speed was this warrior's strong point. Vlad jumped in to take Jack's place.
"OXYGEM!"
Vlad used the Shengongwu to fire a blast of Ozone at the Quartz Knight, but Lithius merely deflected the attack with his bare hands.
"Puny Shengongwu do not work against the daemons!" he laughed.
He hit Vlad out of the Ring, so fast he couldn't be seen. Fred stood there, motionless. After about a few second, he turned and walked away. The battle was over; Xiaolin had won for the first time in a long while.
"Yes, excellent Jermaine! Jermaine?" Raimundo saw that the thunder warrior was asleep.
Jack was helped by Vlad to his jet; Jack looked back at the xiaolin warriors with disgust.
"I will win the Shengongwu, just you wait!" he growled.
The jet flew off into the sky, and the Silver Manta Ray flew in the opposite direction.
It was the afternoon, Jermaine stood outside the temple, waiting to say his goodbyes. They had all asked questions, like the mystery of the daemon knights.
"SHEN GA ROO!"
Jermaine travelled back to the Fire Temple in the robot Shengongwu, the xiaolin dragons waved goodbye to their friend. They were certain that they would meet again.
Hannibal stood on the mountain, along with Reid and his other demon comrades.
"I think that Raimundo will get quite a surprise tomorrow," chuckled Hannibal.
"Yes, indeed he will. We must not let him be the diamond knight!" laughed the mysterious new member of his team.