Dear shallow people who write Fanfiction,
You people are mean! Why do you always assume that because I'm fat I must be stupid and dumb? That's how I come across in your stories. It's so not fair! And I don't deserve to be made the figure of fun either. And I am not a Twi-Hard! And I don't befriend teenage girls like some pedo bear! |:( And why oh why does Pinhead get all the women! ? That's unfair! :( And for the record, I am not some uncontrollable eating machine! I'll have you know that I am on a strict diet, and...OOOH! COOKIES! *runs off* What? ! I didn't have breakfast!
Forever abused,
Butterball.