A/N: Uwa! Things are getting good aren't they? Thanks guys for reading my story and reviewing. Suggest it to some friends too. Anyways, I've come up with something. I'm kinda running low on ideas so message me and maybe you can be in the story too. As like a guest star for the day (chapter)! Anyways, continue to read, review, and message if you can!
Disclaimer: I do not own Penguins of Madagascar. Dream Works and Nickelodeon does. I only own the OCs.
"Well this sucks…" Private stated as the group decided to do some training with the girls. They only started in fifteen minutes, and were beaten by Carolyn and Vivian.
"No shit…" Rico growled.
"Maybe we are not comfortable in our human bodies yet?" Kowalski suggested and Skipper slapped his forehead.
"Shut up Kowalski, I don't need anymore of your smart talk," Skipper groaned. Everyone else was piled on top of him. It was painful for Skipper, having all the weight of your teammates on top of you.
"You boys better get used to them soon, or else this might slow us down in missions," Vivian walked over and helped the guys up. Carolyn followed and pulled them up.
"Yeah, just cuz you guys are new, doesn't mean the missions are gonna be easy," Carolyn reminded.
"We'll keep that in mind," Skipper sighed and rubbed his forehead. He hates to admit it, but the crazy girl was right. "Boys, extra training, let's go!"
The three groaned and nodded, doing hand to hand combat once more. The girls looked at each other and decided to leave the boys alone. They went down to the kitchen to chat and make something to drink for the guys.
"So don't you have a date with Jason?" Vivian waved her hand around as she sipped her water.
"No…" Carolyn sighed and sat down. "He hasn't been talking to me lately, I wonder what's up."
"I don't know, don't ask me. I don't know anything with you and your boyfriends," Vivian rolled her eyes. She hates it when Carolyn treats her as if she knows everything. "I mean, he's your boyfriend, you should know what's up."
"Well how am I supposed to know if he won't tell me anything!?" Carolyn huffed and Vivian slapped her forehead. Dear lord…how did this girl pass college? The thought of Carolyn cheating on final exams ran through her mind. Typical.
"Never mind," Vivian sighed, finding it pointless to argue with her. She only sighed and drank her water. "So…are the boys going to stay human forever or what?"
"I don't know yet, the lab hasn't even made another formula yet…" Carolyn stated and Vivian choked on her water.
"WHAT!?" Vivian screamed. Carolyn backed away slowly and laughed nervously. "And you never told me this earlier!?" The model was furious.
"N-Now…let's not get dangerous here Vivian," Carolyn stuttered, backing away as Vivian rolled up a magazine. "Hey is that Jennifer Lopez on that? Can I se—OW!!"
Vivian began chasing Carolyn around, smacking her. She couldn't believe that Carolyn didn't tell her earlier about the formula. Still furious, she chased the coffee addicted girl all the way around the house, inside and out. But while they were busy, the boys were upstairs, training really hard.
"This is a pain…" Rico took of his shirt, leaving him only in green camouflage pants, belt, and black tank top.
"Let's take a break Skippa," Private was in basketball shorts and a grey T-shirt.
"I agree with them," Kowalski breathed. He took off his hoodie, leaving him in a grey tank top and black and grey camouflage pants.
"Alright, come on," Skipper walked out and went downstairs with the others following him. They went down to the kitchen and each got a glass of water. They heard a noise and when they turned around, they spat out their water. Too bad for Kowalski because he was in front of them and the boys spat out their water on his face when they saw the sight. Kowalski sighed and continued drinking his water, feeling somewhat refreshed. Carolyn came back with twigs and leaves in her hair while Vivian was tapping her hip with the rolled up magazine.
"In trouble again Carolyn?" private snickered and she glared at him.
"Be lucky that you're cute or else I would kill you by now," Carolyn growled and huffed. Private gulped and hid behind Rico.
"So now we have no idea how to turn you guys back to normal until the labs think of something," Vivian sighed and the boys looked at each other and then back at her.
"W-Well we'll do our best not to disappoint you Vivian," Private smiled. He didn't want to burden Vivian.
"Thanks honey," Vivian smiled weakly and kissed Private's cheek. He blushed as she ran a hand through her hair. "Anyways…" But before she could go on, the floor that they were standing on opened and they dropped into the tunnel.
"AUUUGGGHHH!!!" They screamed. They knew where this tunnel was going to lead to. In a moment, the group landed on the mattress and groaned.
"Welcome back spies," Jerry smiled and they growled in return. "I hope I didn't interrupt anything before you dropped in."
"Make one more pun…" Skipper growled.
"And we'll cut that tongue off," Vivian finished.
"Yes well, anyways—Carolyn? Is that a new hair style for you?" Jerry went on and paused when he looked at Carolyn. She still had leaves and twigs in her hair.
"Shut up Jerry," Carolyn grumbled. "It wouldn't be as fucked up if someone didn't chase me inside and out of the house with a magazine with Jennifer Lopez on the cover!" She glared at Vivian who whistled and swayed around.
"Well it's hideous," said the elderly man bluntly. The girl rolled her eyes.
"Gee…thanks Jerry, you're so wonderful on compliments," Carolyn sighed.
"You're very welcome Carolyn. Anyways, we have gotten news that Alan's team has been captured..." Before Jerry could finish, the girls cheered.
"YES!" Carolyn shouted and both she and Vivian jumped up. Everyone else just stared at them.
"Um I mean, oh no!" Vivian smiled sheepishly. Carolyn did the same and Jerry sighed.
"Okay then….anyways; we need you to rescue them. They're captured in a fortress in Florida, it's pretty easy to find because it's actually a castle," Jerry explained.
"DISNEY WORLD!" Carolyn bubbled.
"No Carolyn, we're not going to Walt Disney World," Vivian laughed. Next thing you know, Jerry pushed a button and their weaponry showed up.
"Anyways, girls, laser lipstick, handcuff bracelets, guns, hair clip tracking device with the mp3," Jerry informed and tossed the items to them. Carolyn dropped the gun which shot up and fired, causing the group to yelp and shriek until it shot and killed a light. "You do know you're paying for that…"
"Heheheh…sorry," Carolyn smiled sheepishly.
"As for the boys, guns, knock out gas, tasers, mini dynamite," Jerry turned to the boys. Rico looked interested in the dynamite part. Jerry tossed the things to them as they took it. "And get in uniform agents."
"Alan better thank us for this…" Carolyn huffed as they got into uniform.
"If he does something stupid, leave him there," Vivian rolled her eyes as she fixed her boots.
"Agreed," Carolyn nodded. As the girls finished, so were the boys.
"Now let's hurry up and save the annoying bastard—I mean teammate," Skipper smiled sheepishly as Vivian and Carolyn laughed.
"No, he's a bastard alright," She winked as they got onto the jet. Once everyone was in place, the jet took off to Florida. While the jet was set on auto pilot, Vivian handed out communicators. They turned them on as the jet landed on the castle.
"Damn…" Rico looked down. They were pretty high. "What kinda of dude puts a castle in a forest, talk about like…middle ages man."
"Let's hurry," Kowalski noted and the others nodded. With the help of some dynamite, they blew a hole up and entered the castle. They hid as some guard walked by.
"Hey, did you check on the prisoners yet?" The first said to the other. The other shrugged.
"I don't know, I thought you were gonna do it," He responded and the first one sighed.
"Okay fine, I'm gonna go check," And with that he began to walk. Vivian quickly threw the hair clip tracking device on him. Then she took out the mp3.
"Kay, let's follow," She whispered and the team took off.
"That reminds me, how come Jude, Kayla, Drake, and Cathy aren't here with us?" Carolyn whispered to Vivian as they continued to follow the guard.
"I think it's cuz Jerry wants to see how good the guys can do or whatever," Vivian shrugged and then Carolyn stepped on a stone, activating a trap door. Vivian dropped the mp3 tracking device as they fell into a cell. "Oh well this is just perfect…thanks a lot Carolyn!"
"Hey! It's not my fault!" Carolyn huffed.
"Skipper, the girls are gone!" Private panicked and they looked around.
"We have no time to lose, at least we still have the device with us," Kowalski said, picking up the mp3.
"Carolyn, Vivian…answer me," Skipper spoke in the communicator.
"Ugh…we're fine Skipper, just hurry up and find the others. I think we're in the dungeon also," Vivian responded as the others sighed in relief.
"Alright, we're on our way," Skipper spoke back and Kowalski began leading them to the dungeon.
"Ugh I feel like I'm in jail," Carolyn sighed. News flash Carolyn, you kinda are.
"Stop complaining for once!" Vivian snapped and tried breaking the cell.
"Stop making so much noise!" A voice called down. Vivian raised an eyebrow.
"Alan? Tara? Matt? Joe? Michelle?" Vivian called out.
"Oh my god! We're saved!!" Joe cried out.
"What the hell? I don't remember asking for help!" Alan snorted and Vivian rolled her eyes.
"Shut up, Jerry sent me and my team here!" Vivian growled.
"Oh yeah? Then why the hell are you guys stuck in here!?" The other leader shot back.
"Because stupid Carolyn stepped on a trap door!"
"Hey! I'm not stupid!" Carolyn shouted and crossed her arms.
"SHUT UP!!" Vivian and Alan yelled at her.
Vivian had no time for this. She took out the laser lipstick and began melting the bars. Once the hole was big enough, Carolyn and Vivian stepped out and walked over to the other cell. She repeated the same anything and released the others except Alan.
"Okay, that's about it," Vivian shrugged.
"HEY!" Alan growled and Carolyn whined.
"Can't we just leave him here?" Carolyn groaned.
"I wish…but we can't…sadly," Vivian sighed and cut the rope off as Alan fell down. He grunted as he stood up, brushing the spider webs and dist off of him.
"How can you actually deal with him?" Carolyn whispered to Tara who shrugged.
"Dunno, I wished I was in your team though, seems like there's more excitement," Tara smiled.
"Well guess what? Today you can cuz it's a rescue operation!" Carolyn giggled.
"We don't need to be rescued!" Alan huffed and everyone stared at him. "Okay! Fine, a little help!"
Suddenly guard came in the room and aimed their guns at the group. The got into a defensive stance as Carolyn put her arms up.
"Nobody moves!" One shouted and then Vivian kicked the gun out of his hands. She aimed it at his crotch.
"You sure about that? How about you don't move and you still get to be a man," She whispered in his ear, smirking.
"See? Your team leader is fucking cool! Ours sucks ass!" Matt shouted.
"HEY!" Alan shouted back at his teammate.
"Well it's true," Michelle shrugged. Alan glared at his subordinates.
"That goes for all of you!" Vivian shouted at the men and they growled. But ignoring her warning, they aimed their guns back at her.
"Incoming!!" Private's voice was heard and the wall broke through with the four of them in their defensive stance.
"Sorry for the wait girls…guys, we ran into some trouble," Skipper chuckled.
"But Rico took care of them," Private smiled and Rico chuckled darkly, adding more bullets to his gun.
"No worries boys, let's get out of here," Vivian smirked and before they could move, they fired and Vivian dodged them. "Or just not yet…"
Before the guards could shoot once more, Skipper and the gang tackled them and began fighting. Private jumped up and kicked a couple of guards in their faces, Kowalski dodged the bullets and knocked the guns out of their hands, Skipper began beating the crap out of them, showing no mercy. Rico? Well Rico actually killed a few people, which didn't surprise Vivian, but surprised the others.
"Wow…and these are the results from extra training huh? Awesome," Vivian smirked as a huge pile of guards appeared, all dead or knocked out.
"Thanks, now let's blow this popsicle stand boys," Skipper chuckled and smirked as Rico chuckled darkly and took out a stick of dynamite. After lighting it, the group backed up as the walls exploded.
"How'd you get that stick of dynamite?" Carolyn raised an eyebrow and Rico smirked. "Actually, never mind, I don't want to know."
The group made it to the roof and climbed back onto the jet as they flew back to New York. But inside the jet, they had to suffer from Alan's constant ramblings. They were getting sick and tired of it.
"Rico," Vivian spoke up and Rico grinned. He chuckled darkly and smirked as he made his way over to Alan.
"Wait, what are you doing with tha—AHHH!!!!" Alan screamed as he was chained and duck tape was placed over his mouth.
"Thank you Rico, finally some peace around here," Carolyn giggled.
"You said it," Joe laughed and everyone else began to relax until the made it back to headquarters. They were welcomed back warmly.
"Thank you agents, I see you progress has been well," Jerry smiled at the four. Skipper smiled and chuckled. "As for you Alan—why are you chained up and taped?"
"Think we should've shipped him off to Australia?" Vivian grinned over to Rico and he chuckled.
"I think so," Rico winked.
"…I'm not going to ask," Jerry sighed, but chuckled as he was glad that they arrived back safely. He didn't want to have another unexpected drop in like the time Vivian was shot and fainted in the hospital.
"I didn't need you and your squad's help!" Alan huffed.
"Yeah, says the person crying that he's gonna die without getting married and getting laid," Matt smirked and Alan glared at him. Both teams laughed except for Alan.
"Skipper, I'm impressed with you and the boys," Vivian smiled over at Skipper as a blush crept up and he rubbed his neck.
"It was nothing Vivian, all in days of hard work," Skipper chuckled as Rico taped Alan's mouth shut and Kowalski and Private chained him up once again. How Alan got out? Michelle untied him. She secretly had a crush on him. Hard to believe huh?
"Ugh, Carolyn, you're so lucky. Getting to be in a team with an awesome, kick ass leader and hot guys too," Tara sighed. "I wished my team was like that…Wanna trade?" Carolyn looked at her. "I mean you always complain how Vivian beat you in the head with a newspaper and magazine, I can deal with that." Carolyn looked at Tara and then back at Vivian and the boys. She smiled.
"No…I think I'll stay…"
