A few heads up:

1) THANK YOU GUYS FOR THE REVIEWS YOU ALL ROCK!

2) I'm waiting so I can focus, to start to write the finale of MTMF. It'll be in two parts.

1: Okay, Let's Get This Blood Bath Started!

2: Okay, Let's Get This Blood Bath Finished!

3) Still wiggin' out about the reviews...

Onto the oneshot! R&R!

DxC Oneshots

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"Five Buck says he blows up the lab." Trent remarked, as Duncan continued to mix random scents in the science room. He had boasted about being able to make a 'Special Cologne' that'll make Courtney putty in his hands... Geoff said if he could actually do it, he'd eat his hat. He poured the contents of the bowl, into an empty bottle that once held cologne, and screwed the lid back on.

"Behold, the aroma that will attract Princess, boys. She won't be able to keep her hands off me by the time I finish this bottle!" Duncan exclaimed, waving around the bottle of liquid magic.

"There's NO way Courtney will fall for that. I mean, she has an IQ of at least 188. She's not a dog, GOSH! Their senses are way superior compared to humans." Harold wheezed.

"Whatever." Duncan snorted. The bell rang, signalling the end of class, and the beginning of lunch. Students slowly made their way out of the classroom. After copying down a few extra notes, Courtney got up and collected her things. She started to head to the door.

"Be prepared to eat your words," Duncan smirked, spraying himself with some of the mixture. He quickly made his way across the room, and in front of Courtney, blocking her way. Courtney raised her eyebrow. Suddenly, Courtney fluttered her eyes, then stared intentley into Duncan's eyes.

"Mmm... Duncan? Whoa... Something... You seem... Different." Courtney stuttered. Duncan turned and faced Trent, and Harold, sending his world famous smirk. Trent rolled is eyes, while Harold furiously punched numbers into his calculator. Duncan turned back to Courtney. She was twirling her hair around her finger, and biting her lip. Courtney shook her head, and stopped what she was doing. "Wh-what happened? Ugh, Could you get out of my way please!" Courtney fumed, shoving her way past him. Duncan raised an eyebrow.

"Looks like Courtney has resisted your concoction." Trent smirked. Duncan rolled his eyes.

"Pffft, whatever man, by the end of the day, Princess will be all over yours truly." Duncan smirked. Suddenly, Izzy popped her head into the room, sniffing. She sprinted across the room, and grabbed onto Duncan, and continued to sniff him.

"Can I... Help you?" Duncan questioned, as Izzy continued to sniff him wildly.

"You smell... Amazing! As opposed to your normal scent, that consists of urine, and fermones." Izzy remarked.

"..." Duncan looked at her confused, while Trent and Harold tried to stiffle their laughter. Duncan pulled Izzy off of him, then walked out of the science room. He bumped into LeShawna while heading to his locker. LeShawna paused, and sniffed the air.

"Mmm, mmm, boy! You be smellin' finer than a mocha latté from Grandé Grind Me!" LeShawna exclaimed.

"I'll take that as a compliment... Later." Duncan replied, shoving past her. He stuffed his books into his locker, and started to head towards the Cafeteria. Suddenly, he got swarmed by Katie and Sadie. They each grabbed one of his arms, and gripped it as if it was a teddy bear.

"OMG Sadie! Doesn't Duncan smell good!" Katie chirped.

"Oh he smells SO totally good!" Sadie agreed. Duncan ripped his arms out of Katie and Sadie's grasp, and glared at them.

"Get a life!" Duncan yelled, stomping into the lunch room. Katie and Sadie paused, then followed him into the lunch room like a couple of lost puppies. Duncan found a table alone, and sat down. He scanned the lunch room for any traces of Courtney... There were none. Duncan turned back to his table, and came face to face with Katie and Sadie. He narrowed his eyes.

"Get lost!" Duncan yelled.

"Okay! When we get lost, you come find us!" Katie beamed, while Sadie and her got up, and dashed out of the lunch room.

"What is that smell... It smells amazing!" Eva exclaimed, as she entered the lunch room. Duncan's eyes widened. He quickly ducked under the table, in fear that if Eva realized it was him that smelled so amazing, she might force him to be her boyfriend. Once the coast was clear, he slowly came back up.

"Gah!" Duncan exclaimed, as he noticed Lindsay posing on his table. "Lindsay? What are you doing?"

"I smelled something supertacular, so I decided to investigate. Turns out it was you..." She purred, starting to crawl to him. Duncan pushed her back by her shoulders, while she tried to kiss him.

"Wow! What is that smell? It's great! Duncan? What are you doing?" Beth asked, walking over.

"Trying to avoid getting jumped!" Duncan replied. Heather strutted over, and hip checked Beth out of the way. She pulled Lindsay off of Duncan by her hair, and ignored her blood clenching scream. She smirked at Duncan.

"Wow, thanks Heather. I guess I kind of owe y-mmmmph!" Duncan yelled, as Heather tackled him and crashed her lips onto his.

"See Court, I told you he was a no good skirt chaser." Bridgette remarked, to her best friend. She looked over to the normally peppy brunette. Her expression showed hurt, and betrayl. Heather and Duncan turned their heads, still connected at the mouth. Heather smirked against Duncan's unresponsive lips. Courtney quickly walked over to Geoff and Bridgette's table without a word, while Bridgette gave the Heather and Duncan a fiery glare. She chased after her bestfriend, while Duncan tried to break free from Heather's kiss. Gwen walked over and dully stared at the pair.

"Nice." She scoffed, walking away. Duncan finally yanked Heather off of him, and ran over to where Courtney was sitting. Bridgette wrapped a defensive arm around the sulking Courtney and sent Duncan daggers, while Geoff shook his head at him.

"Look, Princess--" Duncan started.

"I don't want to talk to you..." Courtney whispered.

"She doesn't, want to talk to you!" Bridgette sneered, burning holes into Duncan's forehead with her fiery glare.

"Princess, I can explain..." Duncan tried.

"I don't need an explanation. I thought you like me!" Courtney muttered, muffled by the hair draping over her head.

"She doesn't need an explanation! She thought you liked her!" Bridgette exclaimed, echoeing her friend.

"I do like you Courtney! I just... I made something to make you like me, but all the girls in our grade started to like me and Heather jumped me and--"

"...Bridgette, can I talk to Duncan alone?" Courtney asked her friend.

"Bridgette can she talk to Duncan a--! Oh... Oops. Come on Geoff, let's go." Bridgette said, as she blushed. Geoff and Bridgette walked away, while Duncan sat across from Courtney.

"Courtney, I really like you, and I knew you wouldn't fall for a guy like me... But I wanted you to like me..." Duncan explained. Courtney looked at him confused, then smiled warmly. She reached over and grabbed Duncan's hand.

"Who said I wouldn't fall for you?" Courtney whispered. Duncan smiled. "And what do you mean that you made something to make me fall for you?"

"Oh, I mixed a bunch of colognes together to try and make something you liked."

"That's incredibley stupid, yet semi sweet..."

"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" Duncan chuckled.

"A little too well, don't you think?"

"Yeah... It was like I was that one guy wearing Axe getting mauled by chicks in those commercials."

"Except the girls in the video aren't as smart as me."

"This is true. That's another thing I like about you... You've got three brains."

"Huh?"

"One..." Duncan counted, pointing to her head. He gestured towards Courtney's chest. "Two and three."

"Ewe! You're such a pervert!" Courtney exclaimed, letting go of his hand.

"Yes, but I'm you're pervert." Duncan grinned. Courtney rolled her eyes, but smiled.

"I guess that's okay..." Courtney sighed.

"Is this the part where we get to make out?"

"Ugh, no! I take it back..."

"Do I at least get a kiss...?" Duncan pouted. Courtney rolled her eyes, then leaned and pecked Duncan's cheek. "Oh come on, you can do better than that."

"Is that a challenge?" Courtney asked.

"You bet it is!" Duncan smirked. Courtney smirked, and grabbed Duncan by his collar, and crashing her lips onto his. In some cases, taste can be a better sense than smell.

I hated this one... It lacks any logical sense whatsoever, but oh well! Thanks to all who review, and checked out my other fics! =) I love when you guys leave reviews with your fav parts, makes me all tingley! Tata for now ma peeps!