A/N: There's a reference to Luffy VS the Giant Chicken in this chapter... look close enough and maybe you'll find it...
Also there's two new OCs joining the crew this chapter... don't worry, no one else will join...
Chapter 10: Obsessive Clown Posse
It was a farley quiet day on the Merry Go, Amy had figured out a great way to create a controlled life threatening situation for training… it involves a giant carnivores plant… Beth did admit to them that she in them odd to play basket ball… which she introduced to the Straw Hats… that moment no one was training to so there was three on three basketball ball game, Sanji, Beth and Chopper on Team 1 and Luffy, Zoro and Ko on Team 2.
"Stop cheating Luffy!" yelled Beth.
Luffy had just stretched to put the ball in the basket.
"But why?" asked Luffy.
"Because no one else can stretch… that's very unfair ya know." said Beth.
"Beth is right…" said Sanji.
"Hey guys!" yelled Usopp from the crows nest.
"What is it?" asked Amy coming from the back deck.
"I-it's Buggy the Clown's ship!" yelled Usopp.
"So what?" asked Luffy.
Luffy had just revived a kick and 4 punches.
"Did you forget what happened a few days ago!" yelled Zoro, Chopper, Sanji, Beth and Ko.
"He knows about our past lives…" said Robin joining them.
"Oh yeah…" said Luffy.
Not too far away on Buggy's ship, he couldn't wait for his regna… a revenge that he thought would never come… a sad thing was that years have not been good to him… he was uglier than before he was very wrinkly and much of his hair was grey… and he has been stress out lately, his wife (Alvida) had just left him a few months ago… and all his problems have been all been because of Luffy, of course after Alvida left every single person on the crew had never met Luffy, after all it had been 17 years, of course many of his crew members especially Cabaji and Mohji have moved on…
"Now I will finally have my revenge!" yelled Buggy.
"Daddy… mom was right you are obsessive…" came a voice behind him.
Buggy turned around and saw his 13 year old daughter Bailey, she had light blue hair like her father… before it went grey which was put in to a long pony tail, fortunately she lacked the red nose like her father… she also neglected her "clown heritage" and wore jeans with a pink and blue base ball t-shirt with a red heart on it.
"Don't yoyo dare say that!" yelled Buggy.
"But father… Bailey is right…" came another voice that was emotionless.
A 14 year old girl walked next to Bailey, she was Alice, Bailey's older sister by a year. She had black hair and perfect skin, as you can tell she took more after their mother and much like Bailey didn't inherit her father's nose. She would have med any guy fall in love… had she not been devoid of all emotion. She also wore all black.
"You're the reason why mother went nuts and became a middle aged slut… also known as a MILF…" said Alice her voice devoid of emotion.
"Will you shut up!" yelled Buggy.
"But daddy! It's been years! Let the grudge die…" said Bailey.
"I will never let this grudge die! HE must die… a second time!" yelled Buggy.
"Don't change his mind… he's too stubborn…" said Alice.
"Okay…" pouted Bailey.
"Soon… Luffy I will have my revenge…" said Buggy.
On Konegi Island, Hikaru looking slightly disheveled opened the door.
"Come on in…" said Hikaru.
The three came into the room… and sweatdroped what they saw… the room was a mess… a completely and utter mess, giant claw mark, weapons embedded in the walls, feathers (from that chicken) but was the most disturbing thing was Usa tied to a chair gagged… she was curtly trying to escape by hopping out… then she fell face first.
"She really wants to avoid this conversation…" said Ace.
Back on the Going Merry…
"So what are we going to do?" asked Beth.
"We're going to fight them!" yelled Luffy.
"Unless of course they just happen to be nearby and they have no plan to attack…" said Ko.
"I doubt it… Buggy hates my guts and has a grudge agaisnt me… and I know for a fact old grudges don't die…" said Luffy, "If you are alive… I will get you back for that coupon…" mumbled Luffy balling his fist.
"What's that about?" asked Beth.
"Don't ask…" sighed Zoro.
Not too long later Buggy's ship came right next to the Merry Go. All members of the crew were ready for a fight.
"So we meet again!" yelled Bu8ggy.
"Do I know you?" asked Luffy.
"You idiot! It's me Buggy!" yelled Buggy.
"Oh… you look old!" said Luffy.
"The years have not been good to him…" said Nami.
"It's been 17 year… or was it 18? But it's time for you to die!" yelled Buggy.
"Daddy! I told you this is stupid!" yelled Bailey join her father.
"Bailey I told you not to get involved! This is my business!" yelled Buggy.
"But it's stupid!" said Bailey.
"Who's that?" asked Luffy.
"Oh this is my younger daughter Bailey…" said Buggy, "Hey don't distract me!"
"Hi!" said Bailey cheerfully.
"But Bailey has a point father… this is stupid!" said Alice joining them.
"Will you shut up you robot!" yelled Buggy.
"I may be devoid of emotions but I hate that you call me a robot…" said Alice.
"Who's that?" asked Luffy.
"Oh this is my older daughter Alice…" said Buggy, "Hey don't get me distracted! It's time for you to die Luffy!"
"I don't think so!" said Luffy adjusting his hat.
"Bailey… get the bindles…" said Alice.
"Aye, aye Oneechan!" said Bailey.
Back on Konegi Isalnd, Shanks, Ace and Tashigi sweatdroped at the site… Usa was tied to a chair gagged and crying… she really wanted to avoid this conversation.
"You must really want to say some things to Usa…" said Trent.
"Yeah…" said Tashigi.
"I can understand why you tied her up… but why did you gag her…" said Ace.
"Well…" said Hikaru.
(Flashback)
"I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN LALALALALA!" yelled Usa drowning out what was going to be said.
"I'm going to get the tape…" said Lan.
(End of flashback)
there was an awkward since in the room.
"Now I bet that you are wondering about why we kept it a secret… it was their choice really… they wanted to hide it…" said Hikaru.
"Even us?" asked Ace.
"Yeah… with the marines thinking that Luffy, Zoro and Robin dead it was a good move…" said Hikari.
"In fact we didn't know until they were 5 that they had their memories…" said Hikaru, "We asked them when we found out…"
(Flashback)
It was the day that they had found, it was dinner when they talked.
"Luffy… there's something I've been wondering…" said Usa.
"What?" asked Luffy.
"Do you want to tell Ace?" asked Usa.
Luffy thought about it for a few minutes…
"No…" said Luffy.
"Really?" said everyone else surprised.
"But he's your brother… well in your past life…" said Ko.
"I know… but what if the Marines find out…" said Luffy.
Everyone at the table sweatdroped, because Luffy was using his brain… well Robin wasn't sweat dropping.
"He's right… the marines will go after us… we are in the bodies of 5 year olds after all…" said Robin.
"So we'll keep it a secret?" asked Chopper.
"For now at least… in future when I became a pirate again I might let it out…" said Luffy.
(End of flashback)
"Luffy was right to keep it a secret… but what happened was very strange…" said Hikaru.
"It was… for papers just to fall form the sky…" said Dr. Kureha.
"So do you understand…" said Hikaru.
"I guess…" said Ace.
"Yeah…" said Tashigi.
"Well that wasn't I wanted to talk about…" said Shanks.
"What?" asked Hikaru.
"Well I knew… in fact before I met Usa…" said Shanks sheepishly.
"How?" asked Hikari.
"Well years ago… I found a guide of the Gem of Moon shortly after Luffy died… then I found that he died protecting Usa who was the keeper of the Gem of the Moon…" said Shanks.
Everyone in the room had different reactions… mostly anger
"Hmph hmmhmh!" cried Usa.
Her husband ripped off the tape.
"What was that?" asked Hikaru.
"Get the sushi supplies…" said Usa angrily.
Shanks began to feel uncomfortable in the room.
"Block all the exists! Before he escapes" yelled Lan.
"What are they going to do?" asked Ace.
"I lived on this island for three years… I know what they are going to do…" said Tashigi, "Their going to do to what the islanders do to dead beats…"
Meanwhile on the Merry Go, Buggy was about to jump on to boarded to fight Luffy when two jumped passed him on onto the ship… it was his daughters… holding bindles.
"Hey we're joining… that's all right… right?" said Alice.
Luffy looked at them and smiled, "Of course!" he said.
"What!" yelled partly everyone else.
"Their Buggy's daughters! It's probably a trick!" yelled Zoro.
"It's not a trick! Cross my heart!" said Bailey doing just that.
"It is not a trick… I swear…" said Alice.
"We despise out parents…" said Bailey.
"But if you want to… we'll help you fight father…" said Alice.
"Don't you dare!" yelled Buggy.
"Father… you know I inherited mother's looks… not to mention her powers… you can't hurt me…" said Alice with a smirk.
"And I inherited yours daddy!" said Bailey.
"I know that I shouldn't be saying this but… I believe them…" said Ko.
"Really?" asked Sanji surprised.
"One who hates a parent can tell when someone else genuinely hates a parent…" said Ko.
"So you want help with defense?" asked Bailey.
"Sure!" said Luffy.
Back on Konegi Island…
Usa, Hikaru, Trent, Lan, Lenny and Yumi had just Shanks, who was rolled up like a sushi and gagged, into the river. Usa then stomped away angrily while letting out a string of curses.
"Isn't that a little excessive?" asked Ace.
"Three words, breast feeding Sanji…" said Yumi.
Ace sweatdroped at this remark.
Back on the Merry Go…
The fight was all set, it was going to be Buggy VS Luffy and his daughters.
"It doesn't matter if my daughters are fighting with you… I'm still going to have my revenge…" said Buggy.
The others were watching this fight…
"Hey Ames, pass the popcorn…" said Beth.
"Sure…" said Amy.
"You think Luffy can beat him?" asked Chopper.
"Hell yeah…" said Beth, "Ya forgetting, Luffy maybe a 13 year old but Buggy is a stressed ridden 50 something year old…"
"She right… and besides Buggy still haven't beaten Luffy…" said Zoro with a smirk.
"Nami!" called Luffy throwing his hat towards Nami.
"Right!" said Nami catching the hat.
Buggy took out his daggers, so did Bailey…
"Your not going to be reincarnated this time Luffy!" yelled Buggy.
Buggy although old have worked a lot of on his speed… the flying hand was faster than before… Luffy didn't even noticed it… had it not been for Alice stepping in front of him block the attack.
"Sorry father…" said Alice with a smirk.
"Alice…" growled Buggy… who then screamed in pain.
"Daddy... your not a very nice person…" said Bailey who was missing her right hand… which was squeezing Buggy's nuts.
After a minute her hand came flying back.
"Luffy… you finch off our father!" said Alice.
"That's right!" said Bailey.
Luffy smiled, even though he did want to beat him he shrugged and used Gum Gum Bazooka on the aged clown.
Bailey and Alice glared at Buggy's crew, both of them did F you signs to them… Buggy's ship sailed away as fast as possible.
"So we're members?" asked Bailey.
"Of course!" smiled Luffy.
"Let's party!" yelled Bailey.
Back on Konegi Island… Shanks was getting out the river...
"I can't believe they agreed with her…" said Shanks, "What's gotten her sop riled up…"
"It's because you knew and didn't tell when she first found she was pregnant…" said a voice.
Shanks looked up and saw Athena sitting by the river bank.
"How did you know that?" asked Shanks.
"I'm a goddess…" said Athena, "And I'm going to offer you something that must be kept a secret…"
"What?" asked shanks.
Back on the Merry Go they were celebrating the newest members, Alice and Bailey... even though they are the daughters of two of their worst enemies.
Next Time: The reincarnated pirates talk about the mission and wonders what's going to happen once everything's fixed up... also Athena explains what's going to Shanks and enlists his help... whether he likes it or not...