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The story is coming to it's end in a few chaps, enjoy:)
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As much as I hate pesky forwards, I got this one yest and I found it hilarious. For all those who need a laugh here it is, hope they do make you laugh, if not you at least have the chapter to make you laugh:D (hope no one gets offended, all errors in the following sentences are there for a purpose, they're not mine…and as ESL ex-student, I gotta say they're true XD
Feel free to skip if you want.
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words:
1.*cheese*Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2.*mushroom*Wen all my family gets in the car, there isn't mushroom.
3.*shoulder*My friend didn't no how to make tacos so I shoulder.
4.*texas*My friend always texas me fwds.
5.*herpes*Me and my friend shared a pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.
6.*july*Ju told me ju were going to the store, and july to me!julyer!
7. *rectum*I had two cars but my wife rectum.
8.*chicken*I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself.
9.*wheelchair*We only have one soda but its ok wheelchair.
10.*chicken wing*My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11.*liver*A bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone.
12.*body wash*I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids.
13.*Budweiser*That woman over there has a nice body, budwieser her face so ugly?
B&B
Days later
"Lunch?" Booth asked as the SUV came to a stop in front of the Jeffersonian.
"Yes." Brennan placed a short, yet loving kiss on his lips before exiting the vehicle. Smiling, Booth drove to the Hoover after he watched Brennan enter the building.
B&B
Brennan gave another run through the remains of their current case as she waited for lunch time to arrive.
At lunch time, Booth picked her up and headed to the diner. Their food had just arrived when Booth's cell rang.
"They brought our suspect in for interrogation." They shoved some bites of food and headed to the Hoover.
Booth's gut told him they had their guy and with every answer to his questions he grew more certain of it.
Booth spoke on the phone trying to confirm their suspect's alibi and Brennan sat opposite him.
Booth had a huge grin on his face when he hung up. "Suspect's alibi doesn't check out and we found a woman who says she has 'irrefutable evidence' proving our suspect did it." Booth shrugged his suit jacket on as he told Brennan they were headed to talk to said woman and that if everything went as planned, the case would be closed. They'd go to The Founding Fathers to celebrate. But the way he said celebrate sent shivers down her spine and she understood exactly what kind of celebration he had in mind, but she was sure that celebration would be left for private alone time.
Anna was furious at the fact that Brennan's background check was useless to her. The anthropologist's file was protected by the State Department, meaning the agent would have to mess with another agency. Not wanting to do that, Anna left it as is. She was walking by Booth's office when she caught their conversation. An idea sprung to mind and as the partners headed out of Booth's office, Anna detoured to Hacker's office.
Anna played her cards right, knowing damn well that Hacker had interest in the anthropologist.
"Are you sure?" Hacker asked, his pride hurt more than anything. Anna told him that the partners had been involved romantically from day one and that they had fooled everyone. Hacker was hurt, remembering the innocent little dates he'd gone on with Brennan. He was being irrational, let's not forget his interest isn't purely professional, and took up Agent Scott's offer to prove it to him. They were meeting at The Founding Fathers so he could see it for himself.
Sweets walked to Hacker's office. He had been trying to get a hold of him for days, but hadn't been able to. Sweets caught the last of the conversation and knew the partners were going to be in a mess when Hacker showed up. Anna exited the office, sending a smug smile towards Sweets. Sweets was momentarily stunned before he shook his head and entered Hacker's office.
Sweets tried to explain his evaluation of Agent Scott, but Hacker was just pacing and muttering. Sweets retreated out of the office, thinking that maybe Agent Scott wasn't the only one who was deluded.
Emergency! Emergency!
Hodgins and Angela eyed each other when they read the shrink's message.
B&B
Anna was seated on a back table at The Founding Fathers. She was sure her spot would keep her out of view. The partners hadn't showed up yet, but Anna knew they made an arrest on their case.
Hacker felt like an idiot as he walked to sit in the same table as Anna. He didn't know what he was doing there and was considering leaving when the partners walked in.
Booth's hand rested on the small of Brennan's back as they walked to sit on a table. Hacker and Anna had a good view. The partners placed their food and drink orders and continued to talk. They laughed and smiled at the other, lost in their own little world.
"This is ridiculous. What am I doing here?" Hacker muttered, but Anna heard. "They look just like they always do." Hacker slapped a bill on the table and rose to make a hasty exit. He had been extremely irrational and Tempe wouldn't be happy if she saw him there. Hacker exited the bar through the back exit in shame.
Brennan was busy stealing fries from Booth's plate as his hand landed on her thigh under the table. They stared at each other and were getting ready to lean in for a kiss when they each felt an arm drape over their shoulders.
The partners turned to see who it was and found a grinning Angela. She slapped them on the back before sitting on the chair next to Brennan's. The artist stole fries from Booth's plate as Hodgins, Sweets and even Cam sat on the table. Sweets had swung by the lab and told the artist and the bug man of the problem. He explained he had tried to talk with Hacker, but was left with having to resort to higher powers; Cullen. They were heading to The Founding Fathers when Cam saw them and tagged along.
"Sure. Join in, guys." Booth tried to sound sarcastic, but he was glad their friends were there since they had worked the case too.
Angela raised her drink in the air in a mock salute to Anna with a huge grin on her face. Anna had a tight grip on her glass, her jaw clenching in anger. Angela smirked, wondering how long the poor glass would hold.
There was a gasp from a passing waiter when he saw the agent's hand covered in glass shards and blood. Everyone turned to the agitated waiter.
"What happened?" Brennan asked. The hustle of waiters covered the woman from view.
"Some chick gripped her glass too tight and it shattered." Angela said, not really caring.
Cam eyed Angela as the artist sipped her drink, the smirk not gone from her face. Cam had seen the raise of the glass and had followed the artist's gaze. Cam saw in detail the anger and jealousy in the agent's face as she gripped the glass tightly. It was a side Cam had never seen of the woman. But after seeing that side, Cam knew who Agent Scott really was. The blindfold fell from her eyes and she recognized that the agent was trying to hurt one of her own.
B&B
Anna walked up the steps of the forensic platform later that night. It was late, but she'd gotten a message from Cam, or who she thought was Cam, asking her to meet there.
"Cam!" Anna yelled, standing in the middle of the platform and seeing the lab completely empty. She heard footsteps approaching her from behind and turned, expecting to find Cam, but finding a grinning Angela. "What do you want?" Anna growled, really annoyed to be face to face with the artist.
"We told you to back off, but you didn't." Angela had a camera in one hand.
"So?" Anna was smug, doubting the artist would do much damage with that camera.
"We're gonna teach you a lesson." Angela grinned wider.
"Yeah? You and what army?" Anna grinned wider than Angela, wondering if the artist remembered she had a gun. The grin on Anna's face faded when the cool, foul smelling slime dropped from above on her. The agent gasped, horrified at what had just happened.
Angela was laughing hysterically, snapping pictures from different angles. Sweets and Hodgins high fived and made their way down the stairs towards the platform. Sweets had to admit that as the good guys, torturing people was not what they did, but teaching them a lesson…well…that they could do.
Angela almost gagged when she poured yet another foul smelling slime thingy bucket on the agent, but it was well worth it. The agent was furious, trying to shake out the slime and not succeeding. Angela stepped off the platform, standing between her Hodgie and Sweets. The three had huge grins on their faces as Angela snapped more pictures.
The funny scene before them was hilarious and none of them could contain their laughter. But when the sound of heels clicking their way caught their ears, the three froze. They turned ever so slowly to find Cam hands on her hips staring at them.
Anna grinned, time to play victim and get those three out of the way. "Cam!" She wailed and Cam made her way up the platform steps towards the agent.
Dun,dun…yeah, leaving it there. If you want the next juicy chap where Cam shows the agent her New York style, review:D:D:D:D