Hola. Me again, so sorry if the story has been getting off track lately. I realized I kinda messed up, however it is a good chance for humor. Tell me if my comedy is good please. But only a few more chapters of this mission before we get back on track with the Espada. I want to thank everyone who has reviewed and/or subscribed to my story. Tell your friends. Oh, and I'm still looking for a beta reader. Send me a message if you would like to be my beta.

SMALL DINER IN KARAKURA

"Where are they?" Chiyoko said while flailing her arms about. Her new gigai, looked just like her. Her hollow mask had been replaced with a red tattoo that ran across her nose. She wore a blue shirt, black boots, and a red tank top.

"Be quiet, we're five minutes early. It's no surprise they aren't here. Oh what do you know, they're early too." He pointed at Ichigo, Rukia, Uryu, and Orihime. All of them were dressed casually.

"Hi Issanni-kun!" Orihime waved. "Oh, who's this." She said looking at Chiyoko."

"You mean Chiyoko. She is my sis…"

She suddenly interrupted with a huge smile. "I'm his girlfriend" Issanni fell face first on the ground. He got up on his knees and gave her a death glare 'You're so dead.' Chiyoko just stuck her tongue at him.

"Oh you guys look like such a cute couple." Orihime said as she clapped her hands together.

Issanni put his arm over his 'girlfriends' shoulder. He smiled through his teeth. "Yeah we really do, don't we?" He started squeezing Chiyoko's arm.

"Yeah aren't we the cutest couple." She smiled as she offhandedly back fisted him.

Uryu and Orihime had seen the antics of Ichigo and Rukia and didn't find this odd. Ichigo and Rukia found it weird, since they had never seen themselves from someone else's point of view.

"Well let's eat." Uryu suggested.

They spent the next hour or so chatting. Issanni and Chiyoko mostly made everything up since they had been in Hueco Mundo all their lives.

Rukia laughed her ass off. "So you switched the label on two beakers, and they burned his eyebrows off. Ow, my stomach hurts from laughing. While she did tweak it a bit, she didn't make up her numerous pranks on her fellow Espada, mostly on Shin.

"Yeah and there was another time, when I poked a hole in the bottom of his glue bottles and sealed the other end, making squirt all over him." The whole table burst out laughing. Of course the real version of what happened used something a lot smellier than glue. And it didn't come out for a month.

Rukia, who was still struggling to suppress her laughter, asked "How does he fall for such simple pranks?"

"Who knows? I'm surprised he still falls for it."

Issanni spoke up "You really shouldn't be so cruel to him. One day it's going to bite you in the butt."

"I'm going to enjoy it until then." She raised her arm. "Woo, I'm full." She patted her belly. "Waiter! Check please." A waiter came by and carried away all twelve bowls of soup and all twelve bowls of everything else.

"Where do you put it all Chiyoko?" The two Espada had never tasted human food before and both instantly like it. Chiyoko however had no self control since it seemed like her gigai was a bottomless pit.

"Don't know, don't care." She shrugged. The waiter finally arrived with the check. Ishida almost had a heart attack when he saw the total. Fortunately he hid it well enough that no one noticed. 'Anything for the man who save her' he thought. He sweat dropped as he laid the contents of his wallet on the check.

"Well this was fun. What do you say we go somewhere else? Don't worry Uryu, we'll pay this time."

'How did he notice?'

They all tipped the waiter, who was sore from Chiyoko's orders; and left to continue their day.

FIVE DAYS LATER

"Did they notice I was gone?" Rukia had gone to kill a stray hollow that Zennosuke, had been to slow to kill. "Of course not, although they did notice your little personality change." He looked over his shoulder and saw Ishida in an arm lock. She was mad at him for not winning her a bunny at the fair. Rukia jumped into her gigai. Issanni and Chiyoko, didn't question her personality change because they saw Rukia leave. Issanni's phone started ringing.

"Sorry guys, I gotta take this." He walked around a corner, with Chiyoko after him. "Where have you been Shin! I've been calling you for three days."

"Sorry, I had more pressing matters."

Chiyoko jumped on Issanni's back. "Why don't I get a cool phone?"

"Get off me Chiyo-chan!"

"Why did you just call Chiyoko, Chiyo-chan?"

"Yeah funny story."

5 minutes later. "Oh my god, that's so fucking hilarious. I think I might die of laughter."

"It's not that funny. Besides it was her idea, I was gonna say she was my sister. Calling her Chiyo-chan just fit in with the whole relationship bit."

"Yeah Sanni-kun. Why do you act like this is a bad thing?"

"Just drop it already. What did you call me for Shin?"

Shin's laughter died down. "Just letting you know that the trap is ready. That reiastu sample really helped. How's he been progressing?"

"Why don't you check yourself?" Issanni peeked around the corner and snapped a quick picture of Ichigo's reiastu, and then he sent it to Shin."

"Finally!"

"What is it?" the two Espada asked in unison.

"Even if Kurosaki's reiastu increases at the lowest possible level, his spiritual body will be completely healed by tomorrow."

"About damn time, I hate pretending to be friends with this guys, Orihime is so annoying."

"But I like this place." Chiyoko whined into the phone. She was still perched on top of Issanni.

"Well, you can stay, but I'm going back to Hueco Mundo. See you in a few Shin." He hung up and ran back towards the gang. "Sorry guys, that was my sister, she's sick and I have to leave Karakura for a few days."Issanni lied.

"We wish her the best luck." Rukia waved. "Why don't we drop you off at the airport?"

"It's alright I'll go on my own." And with that he ran off.

Chiyoko just stared.

"Why aren't you going with him?" Ichigo asked.

"He likes to take care of family business on his own."

Issanni ran at top speed as soon as he was out of sight. He went home and dropped off his gigai. Then used sonido to leave town before anyone could sense his pressure and was back in Hueco Mundo.

This arc should be finished by the next chapter, or chapter twelve.