Loki:
[What Tony Saw on the S.H.I.E.L.D TV Today]
[Loki had changed his physical appearance, hair mostly, added a beard, he decided to take up an offer someone handed him one day randomly on the streets during one of his daily walks. He never really though Tony would see it. He was horribly wrong.]
Tony:
[Tony spits out his drink the way a normal person would when they find out something shocking about their lover that they would never have expected. The other Avengers gawk at the screen and Steve turns around and stares at Tony with his huge innocent blue eyes, "Is that..?" And Tony cringes, because he knows it definitely is from the way he has memorised Loki's body (he's a genius, and therefore can do that). He cringes again because it's amusing how Loki seemed to be having so much fun. Clint makes a dirty remark on the way Loki looks delicious when Loki's shown when in the bathtub, and he receives a punch in the eye from Tony because Tony is possessive as fuck when it comes to Loki. The rest of the group shuts about it as they all watched the video, amused. Tony makes a mental note to download it for his guilty pleasure, and makes a mental note to have Loki model for him (of course teasing him about it first), because he thinks that it would be nice to always have a picture of his handsome lover where ever he went.]
Loki:
[Loki had called up Tony on his actual cell phone (Tony was sick of him stealing all of his own spares so he made one especially for the god), asking how he was and the usual banter. The loon of mischief was on location in the park, a clear view from S.H.I.E.L.D. He was moving to the beat of the music they were playing on site and he stroked his beard, a bathrobe kept him warm though he didn't need it. There was a lot more background noise then music as Loki continued to talk loudly about the weather and other random Midgardian topics, he was more or less filling time and acting coy. A voice called him over as "Mr. Hiddleston" and he smiled into the phone and told Tony he would call again but to keep an eye out for him.]
I hope you have an enjoyable day at work darling, I'll make sure to keep myself out of trouble. And I have a special surprise for you when I get home darling.
[Loki turned off the phone and threw off the robe he was given onto the chair with his phone. He sauntered over in black cowboy boots, black tattered skinny jeans and a white beater. An assistant handed "Tom" a leather jacket. His entire wardrobe was very tribal, leather, boots and stylish. Loki let the music beat through his veins as he posed for the photographer and gave off a sexy, sophisticated vibe then switched to playful and strong. He remembered to throw in some seductive looks for Tony when he was finished.]
Tony's blog:
Sometimes I wonder.
..how I ever got so lucky with Loki. Sweet, charming Loki.
Okay, granted- it was crazy as heck in the beginning but things between us have changed so much ever since then.
Yeah, I know I'm possessive at fu- damn right he is- oi, fuck you Clint! Youdon'tjust pop out of nowhere, steal my phone and type in whatever you want!
Anyway, I don't think Loki knows yet what I have seen on TV, or that I totally know he was still there when he called me. Silly god, I'd much rather you be dancing for me rather than those silly covers. You need a better way to spend your free time.
Keeping your brother's crazy protective gaze away from me would be one…
Crazy fuck.
Either ways, if for some reason you're on my blog, know that I love you.
And that we're having your favourite pizza for dinner tonight.
Loki:
[Loki saunters out of the S.H.E.I.L.D employee showers in a large towel around his waist. He taps Tony on the shoulder and smiles when he turns around.]
Hello darling, I am looking forward to dinner tonight.
[He slinks over to the couch and sits by Thor. Being a brotherly slave Thor starts to rub another towel over Lokis hair. He smiles and greets his brother, unphased by his sudden appearance in the facility.]
Tony:
[When he realises Loki's only wrapped in a towel, Tony starts growling loudly because people are staring at Loki with unhinged jaws and Tony doesn't like the way Clint is opening his mouth to make another comment and he receives a punch in the other eye. He glares at anyone who tries to look at Loki, with the exception of Thor, although he does want to scream for Thor to keep his meaty hands off my Loki.]
Put some clothes on. [Tony demands, crossing his arms.] And dinner's only for the two of us, you hear? I don't want your brother joining us.
Loki:
Darling, I only came here to talk with your S.H.I.E.L.D friends about this beastly collar. Why can I not have something on my ankle like you give your wayward drunkards? It is less obvious and it is much more accommodating. Not only that this really hurts and makes me feel like a corpse and beeps occasionally when I sleep.
[Loki snaps his fingers but barely manages to clothe himself in a dress shirt, tie and slacks. He immediately starts to go breathless. He snaps again angrily and managed a pair of shoes. He started to go pale. He snapped furiously and managed a jacket, but he was out of breath, tired, and now possibly about to die. He shot a glare in the general direction of Fury's office which he mentally noted in his mind to destroy one day. Thor patted his on the back and pushed his baby brother back into a normal sitting position. Loki looked over to Thor next, who smiled and asked if he could see his brother for lunch tomorrow if not for dinner.]
Of course Thor, we shall eat together tomorrow at your favorite Midgardian eatery in New Mexico if you wish. And no, if I cannot bring Tony along you cannot bring Lady Jane.
[Thor frowned but understood this as a brotherly bonding time between them for they had much to discuss. Thor patted his bother on the arm and smiled. Loki then turned to look at the archer, who was now holding his hands over both eyes in pain.]
And I am sorry….Clint….for Tony's jealousy. He is quite a beast to keep in line.
[Loki chuckled to himself and turned to look at Tony with a smile. He was looking upside down at the other and extended his arms out for a hug]
I love you darling, please do to be angry, but would you kindly tell your friends this collar hurts.
[Like long ago when Tony went solo, he had problems with his arc reactor in finding a suitable core. The lattice work on his skin was unmistakable as the same pattern was found on Loki's neck. Fury walked in with a syringe gun and jabbed Loki in the neck before he could protest and demand Tony hit him with something. Loki winced and pulled back with a growl but the lattice pattern went away.]
"It is a prototype, it has side effects."
Do not use me as your lab rat Fury.
"Considering you said you'd do anything for Mr. Stark, I beg to differ."
[Loki scoffed, getting off the couch and walking around to stand behind Tony. He let his chin rest on the other's shoulder as he pouted.]
Then I assume you want me here tomorrow for that…"check-up" you so happily asked of me?
Tony:
[Tony had stared at Fury in anger, mouthing that that was not the fucking deal, but he allowed the syringe to be injected into Loki anyway because he knew that it help Loki feel better, even a little. When Loki came to stand behind him, Tony has reached behind him with one hand to hold Loki by the arm possessively. Bruce, sitting in his usual corner, watched the little scene and noticed that there were times where Tony was definitely more protective over Loki as compared to Thor.]
No. You're not fucking coming down here anymore.
[And Tony was growling the way he growled when a man of his status gets upset.]
I don't how you're putting a collar over my lover, Fury.
"Tony, calm dow-"
Don't you dare. He's not S.H.I.E.L.D's pet. If you want to keep an eye on him, fine. I'll do that for you, send you daily reports. I can produce better technology than whatever crap you have here anyway. Take this collar off him now, or I'll see to it personally when we get home.
[Even though Thor was one to usually go with what S.H.I.E.L.D wanted, he agreed with Tony that having a collar around Loki's neck was too much. Natasha had outwardly express her agreement too, along with Steve, who was Tony's best buddy, and always thought wrong even the slightest idea of slavery.]
"…fine. I expect a full report, every single day, Stark."
[But Tony didn't care much about that, because Jarvis can handle that easily, and didn't care because he knows he's won.]
Loki:
[Loki nuzzled against Tony's head and smiled, grinning like the Cheshire cat as some S.H.I.E.L.D scientists removed the collar from Loki's neck. The trickster let out a low chuckle as he felt his magic surge again. He snaked his hands around Tony's waist then stuck his tongue out at Fury before vanishing into a poof of green smoke.]
What a trooper you are Fury. Do not fret your silly little head. I will make sure to be on my best behavior!
[A black cat with gleaming emerald eyes floated over Fury's head. Its fur was coal black with neon green bands like a horrific LSD version from a Tim Burton film (Which Loki watched last night). The neon green bands sparked and fizzed of magic and Loki's long fluffy tail whipped behind him erratically. Then Loki twisted his long slim body into a spiral, something out of a crazy cartoon, he finally came to rest on Fury's shoulder. It used his shoulder as a spring board and floated gracefully over to Tony, zig-zagging his body as he bridged the gap. It smiled mischievously and rubbed against his head.]
Well, if you excuse me Avengers I have a meeting with your friend Victor Doom. He owns something of mine and I intend to get it back. And darling, I will be home in time for dinner. Ta ta~
[With a kiss on Tony's cheek and a jump from each Avengers shoulder, Loki gracefully jumped towards the windows and phased through with a green light, descending down into the busy streets leaving the Avengers questioning whether that was a good idea.]
Tony:
[And sometimes, just sometimes, Tony wonders if he was doing the right thing, and worth the trouble from all the shit he got from S.H.I.E.L.D by letting his beloved Loki have this much fun.
Most of the time, at the end of the day, when he sees the great big smile on Loki's face, he decides that it is.]
Loki:
What a strange occurrence!
It's madness!
Victor was not at home! He is always in his stupid little castle in…Latveria. I was completely surprised as I slipped in (past his stupid bots) and stole back what he stole from me(It was MINE). Bastard. I also left a time bomb in its place so when he gets home it lets off toxic nerve gas and electricity.
I may have stolen that from S.H.I.E.L.D, the electricity part.
Anyway, I am on my way home now. I want to continue to go through Tony's computer files. JARVIS has been kind in letting me in.
[Conversation on a reblog about Tony's assessment from Agent Romanoff in the past]
Loki:
All. True.
Tony:
Oi!
Loki:
What? It is true. You are compulsive. You do self-destructive things. And you are narcissistic. I have seen the way you look at yourself in the mirror.
Tony:
I know I'm narcissistic, but I definitely am not compulsive, not as much as you are at least. You're just as self-destructive as me, love. Remember how we started?
Loki:
Mmm you fucked me so hard I was bleeding for ages. Right over your work bench too. And in your car. On your desk. Mmm, delicious.
Yes I remember, but my so called "self-destructive" side is all calculated.
Tony:
For the record, it was your fault and I had thought I was drunk.
And who says mine isn't?
Loki:
Because you are you, Tony. And it was not my fault. You let me in. You got drunk. It was your fault.
Tony:
If I recall right, you teleported into my mansion. Ask Jarvis.
Loki:
Not my fault your home does not keep out magical Asgardians. It was like the door was opened and I could step right in.
Tony:
Asshole.
Loki:
Such harsh words darling. Remember who makes love with you and does not kill you in your sleep every night.
Tony:
Remember who makes love back to you, loves you, and gives you a tower to live in.
And whose clothes you wear.
And whose money you spend.
Either ways, you're my darling princess.
Loki:
But darlingggg, I love you inside me, love you, love your dumb tower, love wearing your clothes, love spending your money on pointless things you would buy me anyway…and….You are my superhero. My darling Iron Man.