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"How did they manage to win four of the five games that we played? I think they cheated." says Hunter the next day at breakfast
"There's no need for them to cheat." says Bobbi
"They're just that good." says Fitz
"Well they can't be that good. I'm sure one of the Koenigs are watching it on a loop somewhere. I'm going to find out their secret" he says before walking out of the room.
"He really is a sore loser." says Simmons
"So." says Skye when she sits in front of Coulson's desk
"So what?" asks Coulson
"Your day out without us. How was it?"
"Oh that. It was nice."
"Nice. That's all you have to say."
"Yeah."
"So did anything happen."
"What do you mean?"
"You know, did your status of your relationship change?"
"My status of what relationship?"
"With May. I can't tell if you're playing dumb or just avoiding the question. Maybe I'll just ask May."
"Ask me what?" says May as she enters the office
"If anything happened during your day out?" asks Skye as she looks between May and Coulson
"Like what? Are you asking for specifics."
"She wanted to know if our relationship status changed." says Coulson
"Relationship Status? Skye you're not making any sense. Go help my mother with her luggage."
"I am making sense. You two are just avoiding the question. I'm stealing your bear by the way." says Skye walking out of the office
"You're just going to let her take it?" asks Coulson getting up from his desk
"Why not? I was just going to take out the stuffing and replace it with money, guns, passports, and other essentials."
"Of course you would. Now has our status changed?" he says walking over towards May and grabbing her hand
"Only you can answer that."
"Along with the person that causes that change."
"Am I that person, Phil?"
"I hope so."
"I want to thank you guys for helping me and I appreciate that you gave your all during my drills even though you thought it was unnecessary." says Mrs. May as she stands in front of the team
"Anything for you Mrs. May." says Simmons
"Yeah, especially if you set up games that we can play." says Fitz
"I'll see what I can come up with for next time." says Mrs. May
"I'm all for a cook-off. Here's my lasagna recipe as promised." says Mack
"And here is my wonton soup recipe. Its my daughter's favorite and always puts her in a good mood."
"You're gonna have to make that on a regular basis then. Its always a pleasure to see you Mrs. May." says Bobbi walking up to the two of them.
"My sentiments exactly Bobbi. Now where is the mercenary, I wanted to thank him again for looking after me."
"He's re-watching the footage from the laser tag games. He wanted to figure out how we lost." answers Bobbi
"Well give him my best."
"Will do."
"I placed all your luggage in the trunk." says Skye as Mama May walks towards the car.
"Thank you Skye."
"Anything for you Mama May."
"Now about those papers."
"Here they are. It was easy to get May to sign them when she's preoccupied." says Skye who hands her an envelope
"I'll send them in and we should get conformation in a couple weeks or so."
"Yay. Thank you so much for doing this."
"No problem just promise me you'll send me a video of Qiaolian's reaction. Speaking of which where is my daughter?"
"I will and no idea. I left them discussing if Coulson's relationship status has changed."
"Relationship status? You mean with my daughter."
"See even you get it."
"Get what?" asks May as she and Coulson walk up to them
"What a relationship status is." says Mrs. May and Skye abruptly walks away from them
"Whose relationship status? Why Mrs. May are you seeing someone?" asks Coulson suddenly curious
"Like I would tell you Phillip." she replies getting into the car
"Well whose relationship then?"
"Yours and Qiaolian's. Now I'll be on my way. I'll call you when I'm home."
"Are you sure you don't want one of us to go with you?" asks May
"I'll be fine and if I'm not you'll be the first to know." says Mrs. May holding up her index finger.
"Ok. Be safe."
"Always. Also tell the mercenary I'm sorry." she says as she starts up the car and drives out of the Playground
"Sorry for what?" asks Coulson but he doesn't get a response from May but hears Hunter yelling
"Where is she? Where is your mother?" asks Hunter
"She just left Hunter. What is it?" asks Bobbi
"She was the prankster. She ruined the bathroom."
"What? That's impossible the bathroom was messed up late Friday night or early Saturday morning. She wasn't here at that time." says Simmons
"No she was. I saw her while I was going through the security footage of the base for the past couple of days. And lo and behold there she was hauling in all that glitter." he says showing them a photo on his tablet that was time stamped for early Saturday morning.
"No way. How did she get in here? How did we not notice?" asks Skye
"She has her ways." says May
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