I don't own, I just play. Thank you ImHereToReview for reminding me Bella is not a circus contortionist.

"What are you doing today?" Edward asked as I walked out of the bathroom. I pulled my towel a little tighter around my body and shrugged.

"Taking Alice out to lunch." I disappeared into my room.

"That sounds fun. Can I come?"

I stopped for a moment and took a deep breath. I was picking Alice up at The Sweet Spot and there was no way in hell I was taking him there. I'd like to say he'd be like a kid in a candy shop but it'd be worse. He'd be an Edward in a porn shop.

"Yeah sure, do you just want to meet us there? We're going to that new Thai place. I'm just going to pick Alice up at work and we'll be there around 1:00."

"Where does Alice work? Maybe I'll just tag a long."

I groaned and started getting dressed. I could hear him hovering outside my bedroom door. "It's none of your business where she works."

"What...is she a member of the red light district or something?"

"No!" I pulled my shirt over my head. "She works at a place called The Sweet Spot okay. It's just...candy. I'll pick something up for you." Note to self, buy Edward some Twizzlers on the way to the restaurant.

"Candy shop? Hell yes I want to go. I love candy."

I whipped open the door and found him standing there, hands in his pockets and a wide grin on his face. "No."

"Fine." He scowled and went into his room. He emerged a moment later with his jacket and started towards the front door. "I'll meet you at the restaurant at 1."

"Okay." I disappeared back into my room to finish getting ready. I strolled out of the apartment twenty minutes later and started walking. It wasn't a long walk, maybe fifteen minutes or so to The Sweet Spot. I was starting to think I shouldn't have told Edward the name of it. He'd probably Google it or something and find out I lied to him.

I always felt a little weird going into the store, especially when an older couple walked by as I was going in. It wasn't like it was any more explicit than other sex shops. From the outside it actually looked fairly tame. But everyone knows. The old couple knows.

I spotted Alice at the register and waved. She smiled nervously and walked over to me.

"There's something you should probably know," she said quickly. "And you're probably not going to like it, but there's nothing we can do about it now."

"What is it?"

"Ali, do you guys have more lube in the back?" Edward yelled from one of the aisles.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me! He's here?"

"Walked in about 5 minutes ago and has been practically cartwheeling down the aisles," Alice said. She crossed her arms and sighed. "Let me just go get my stuff and clock out so we can leave."

I took a deep breath before searching the aisles for Edward. I spotted him looking at the DVDs.

"Bella! This store is amazing, why didn't you tell me about it? They've got all of the Harry Pork-her series... Harry Pork-her and the Sorcerer's Bone, Harry Pork-her and Her Chamber of Secrets...All of them!" He started shuffling through DVDs. I brushed him off and ambled through the aisles while we waited for Alice.

"What's your opinion on sex swings?" Edward asked, suddenly right behind me.

"I don't have one."

"An opinion or a sex swing?" He smirked.

"Either."

We walked together in silence down the rest of the aisle until we reached the wall of vibrators. I cleared my throat and felt my cheeks turn pink. Edward cocked his head as he glanced through the large display. "That's a big wall of dicks." He laughed and elbowed me lightly in the ribs.

I couldn't help but smile. Maybe him being here wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. It's kind of like everyone that comes in here. Once the initial excitement wears off, it's just like any other store.

"You know your birthday is coming up..." He winked and reached for one of the vibrators. I reached out and pulled his hand away.

"I don't need one of those," I said, feeling slightly embarrassed again. I didn't know why I felt that way. I saw Edward's package several times so it wasn't like I should be embarrassed about seeing a fake one in front of him. Except I was.

"Because you already have one or because you have other ways of..."

I clasped my hand over his mouth. "Do not finish that sentence."

He smiled and nodded. We started back towards the front just to see if Alice was ready yet. I was browsing through some mini Kama Sutra books when I felt Edward snake his arms around my waist. I stiffened and whipped my head towards him.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Just play along..." He brushed my hair over my shoulder. I noticed a familiar face walk through the door a moment later and instantly scowled. Heidi. What the fucking chances?

"You think I don't know when a woman...wants me?" Edward's fingers traced down my arm and across my stomach. I shivered. Heidi noticed us right away. "I know women think they play it coy and we don't know. But we know." He leaned down and pressed his lips to my shoulder. My eyes fluttered shut and I whimpered. Whimpered? What the hell is happening?

"I know she was trying to make you jealous at the restaurant and when she didn't get what she wanted, she decided to humiliate you. Make you feel embarrassed, uncomfortable." He spun me around so I was flush with his chest and reached down to grab my ass. "Payback's a bitch," he whispered. He confidently leaned down and started nibbling on my ear. I glanced sideways at Heidi, who was staring at us with wide eyes. I smiled inside. Yeah bitch, he's mine. Well kind of. Actually not really. He's not mine.

I could see Heidi's face turning more flushed with each moment. I decided beyond all sanity to actually play along with his little scheme. I reached behind him and slipped my hand into his back pocket. He groaned right into my ear and I nearly lost it. My knees were on the verge of wobbling and I was about two seconds away from taking him in the backroom and trying out some store inventory.

Heidi finally sighed in disgust and left the store without even taking a look around. Edward lingered a moment at my ear before pulling away and smiling. "Good girl."

"Yeah," I said with a shaky breath.

"What the hell did I just see?" Alice squeaked. I noticed her standing behind Edward with her arms crossed over her chest. This was awkward.

"We were just playing..." Edward said.

"The role play section is in the back, what did I just see?" Her eyes danced between the two of us.

"There was a girl..." I pointed outside. "Payback...restaurant...bitch...beer," I mumbled. I felt like my mouth was no longer functioning. Kind of like I was reading flashcards with one single word on each one. Except when I put them together it came out all wrong and didn't make any sense.

"I'm hungry, can we go?" Edward didn't wait for us to answer, he just smiled and started outside. Alice and I followed after, but lingered a few steps back. She kept glancing at me like my mom used to do when I got caught stealing cookies out of the pantry. Except this time a cookie was an ass grab.

"It was a joke," I whispered.

She laughed sarcastically. "I work in a sex shop, I know jokes when I see them. That was not a joke. That was a crotch grab away from foreplay."

"Can we just...forget about it?"

"Yeah. You try to forget about it." She skipped ahead and started talking to Edward, but I could tell by their stance that it definitely wasn't about what just happened. Avoided the bullet there, Bella.

Lunch was seemingly normal. Alice and Edward were a lot more chatty than I was. To be honest I was still hot, bothered and confused by what happened earlier. Before I knew it, we'd finished lunch and Edward and I were on our way back to the apartment. He was smiling the whole time like he had something up his sleeve and I didn't like it. I didn't like it one fucking bit.

"What are you plotting?" I narrowed my eyes at him as we walked into the apartment.

"Nothing," he mumbled. "Just curious."

"Curious about what?"

"If you've ever made any purchases from Alice's shop..." He kinked his eyebrow and I could almost see the wheels turning in his head.

I only had a split second to react before he darted towards my bedroom, laughing the whole way. I ran after him, screaming at him as I galloped down the hallway. I caught him just as he entered my room and jumped Thor-style onto his back.

"This is not funny, Edward."

"It's so funny. You don't have to be embarrassed Bella, I know all girls have one." He wrapped his arms around my legs and started looking around the room. "Where would you hide it?"

I saw his eyes lock on my bed and all I could think about was the picture of me and him that was hiding underneath my pillow. That was way more dangerous than the Rabbit that was tucked in my bedside table.

After my whole life flashed before my eyes, I started writhing on his back and tugging on his hair to get him to stop. It was like everything was moving in slow motion, like the movies when a really dramatic moment was happening. This was our really dramatic movie moment. Except instead of having to diffuse a bomb I had to stop him from seeing that picture.

I jumped off of his back as he leaned over my bed and reached for my pillow. We both went crashing down onto the bed, but I couldn't see if he'd found the picture. I was too tangled in my blanket.

I held my breath and pulled my face from the bed. I brushed my hair from my face and cautiously looked at Edward.

"Shit," I whispered. He hovered above me, his eyes fixed on the photograph in his hands. "Shit, shit, shit..." I gulped hard.

Edward's finger ran over the picture and he smiled. He glanced at me and bit down on his lip. "I didn't think you'd still have this..."

I cleared my throat and forced myself upright, pushing him back a little as I did. "Yeah," I said. I turned my face away and brought my knees up to my chest. I counted to ten. Then twenty. Once I reached fifty, I told myself I would face him. No matter how anxious I was, I would face him.

48...49...50. I closed my eyes tight and took a deep breath. The moment before I was going to go for it, I felt him lean in close to me. His breath was on my cheek and I could feel the heat of his body pressed against me. I slowly opened my eyes and found him there...right there. His chin was almost resting on my shoulder and I couldn't breathe. Breathe Bella.

"Edward," I whispered.

He licked his lips and slowly slipped his hand between my knees and my chest. It slinked across my stomach to firmly grip my side. He moved closer to me and I froze when he pressed his lips to the side of my mouth, just barely grazing the edge of my lips. He did it again and again, each time moving closer to the middle of my mouth. It wasn't a real kiss. Not yet. But it was painfully close and I was starting to doubt if I would refuse him.

He reached up and grabbed hold of my chin. He tilted my face towards his and kissed me again. On the lips.

He wasn't hesitant or cautious. He was strong. Confident. Like he'd been waiting for this kiss for the past 5 years. I surprised myself by answering him. Every suck. Every nibble. Every touch.

I sat up on my knees and pushed my body into his. His grip around my waist tightened and he pulled me onto his lap. I wrapped my arms around his waist and ran my tongue along his lower lip. I missed his lips. I missed them on mine. I missed them on my skin. I missed them whispering my name like he really wanted me.

He ran his hands down from my hips and settled them on my ass, pulling me roughly towards him. He bit down, capturing my lip between his teeth before gently sucking it into his mouth.

"Fucking Hell," he groaned. He adjusted me on his lap and I could feel him grow hard beneath me. I was so turned on right now, I decided I couldn't be held accountable for my actions. I could be bad if I wanted to be. Just a little. Right?

I smirked and reached down between us to palm his dick through his jeans.

"Shit," he hissed. "Take it easy, woman."

I kissed him again as my hand continued tracing the outline on his jeans. He laughed under his breath and nibbled down my neck as I teased him.

My phone started ringing in my back pocket, scaring the shit out of me. I froze and found my eyes locked with Edward's. Neither of us moved an inch. We were in a moment and now we weren't really in that moment anymore. And now I felt like I wanted to burrow into my blanket and hibernate for a year until he's gone. What the fuck just happened?

"Don't answer that," Edward mumbled, keeping his eyes on mine.

"I won't answer it," I said slowly.

We both sat there paralyzed for another minute until the ringing died down. It started up again a few seconds later and I knew it had to be Alice. She's the only one who did shit like that.

"It's...Alice," I stuttered.

He sighed and reached behind me, pulling my phone out of my back pocket as he conceded defeat. He handed me my phone and gently pushed me off his lap.

"Alice?" I answered.

"Did you really think I was letting you off that easy? You have some explaining to do," she said. I knew she was talking about what happened back at the shop, but I couldn't help but feel guilty about what just happened in my own bed.

I motioned to Edward to hang on a second. I could get rid of her quick. Fake sick, bad connection. The possibilities were endless and I needed to come up with something now. Edward just smiled and shook his head.

"No worries," he whispered. He stuck his hands in his pockets and disappeared out into the hallway. I heard his door close moments later and I almost lost it.

"Damn it Alice, you have the worst timing in the world!" I practically screamed into the phone.

"What were you and Edward fake making out again or something?" She asked sarcastically.

That wasn't fake. Not at all. Not even one bit. Shit just got real.

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That is all. Special shout out to Jaime and her love button.