Once more the worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius collide in the ring. However this time it's a little different. This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's The St. Valentine's Day Massacre!
Hey everyone, here is my early Christmas present to you all! It's now time for the Dimmsdale Main Event! In this contest, Timmy Turner takes on his fiancée Tootie McDonald in the first ever 'Til Death Do Us Part Money in the Bank Ladder Match! In order to win, they must climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase containing $250,000 and a set of his and hers wedding rings. Who will come out as king (or queen) of the mountain? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in chapter one.
The crowd is buzzing in anticipation. The buzz turns to hoots and hollers as the briefcase is lowered from the rafters and flooded with a golden spotlight. Ring technicians scramble to place several ladders along the aisle and at the entranceway. The camera suddenly goes backstage to show a split screen of Timmy and Tootie preparing for the match. Timmy is shown shadow boxing, while Tootie is shown rubbing her hands together and cracking her knuckles and neck in anticipation.
"The anticipation and excitement are palpable here in the Purple Flurp Arena. This match is the brainchild of Timmy himself. This battle over when, where, and even if these two get married ends right here tonight!" Wanda called.
"However you slice it Wanda, either Timmy or Tootie will technically win this match, but with the risk involved, will either be able to stand…let alone walk down the aisle?" Eustace responded.
"I'm not sure Eustace; I think these two will throw their love for one another out the window between the bells here tonight. I just hope there are not any serious injuries."
The camera pans from the announce team to Chet, who stands ready…microphone in hand.
"Ladies and Gentlemen…the following contest is the first ever 'Til Death Do Us Part…Money in the Bank Ladder Match! In this contest, the first person to climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase will be the winner!"
"Everytime We Touch" by Cascada begins to play.
"Introducing the participants. First: from Dimmsdale, California…TOOTIE MCDONALD!"
Tootie walks out through the fog with a determined look on her face. She ignores the fans' attempts at high fives and keeps her eyes locked on the briefcase. She enters the ring and poses before rearranging her pink tank top and black track pants.
"This Moment" by Disturbed blares through the P.A. system.
"Her opponent: Born in Houston, Texas…weighing in at 169 lbs.: TIMMY TURNER!"
Timmy makes his way to the ring. His eyes lock on his fiancée and opponent for the evening. He makes it a point to slap a rung on each ladder he passes before entering the ring. He quickly enters the ring and first looks up at the briefcase, and then he glares at Tootie and points at the briefcase. She returns the gesture and the two begin to talk trash.
"Nothing more needs to be said at this point. The time for action has finally come!" Eustace commented.
The referee stationed on the far side of the ring calls for the bell. Tootie starts off strong with a surprise thrust kick to her betrothed's abdomen. The blow knocks Timmy back into the far ropes, which he bounces off and delivers a clothesline that sends the woman he loves straight to the canvas.
"I think you hit the nail right on the head Wanda…they don't seem to be holding anything back here in the opening moments!" Eustace emphatically called.
Timmy remains on the offensive, picking Tootie up and hitting a power slam before sliding out of the ring and going for a ladder. Sliding it back into the ring, he picks a reeling Tootie up and scoop slams her onto the ladder.
She screams and clutches at her back. Timmy takes the opening to stomp away at her vulnerable chest. He then backs up to the far corner, gets a head of steam, tucks, rolls, and leaps onto Tootie.
"Rolling Thunder Splash on the ladder! Timmy is looking to incapacitate Tootie early in the contest! If things keep up the way they are, Tootie doesn't stand a chance of even standing, let alone climbing the ladder!" Wanda yelled.
Timmy picks up the ladder and goes to set it up. However, he didn't see Tootie climb to the top rope and dive off at him, crashing her body into the ladder and smashing both her and the ladder into Timmy's midsection.
She uses his shirt to bring him to his feet, but Timmy rakes her eyes to try and gain the advantage. The two stand toe to toe in the middle of the ring, slugging it out. Tootie lands a series of left jabs that lead into a massive right hook that drops Timmy. Seeing a golden opportunity, Tootie slowly sets up the ladder and quickly climbs, but Timmy got to his feet and dropkicks the ladder, sending her throat first into the top rope.
He then slides out of the ring, goes underneath it and pulls out two tables and sets them up on top of one another near the entranceway. He gets back on the apron and yanks a wobbly Tootie over the top rope by her long hair. Setting her up, he flips her up onto his shoulders and begins to run down the apron, but before he can release her, Tootie is able to shift her weight and flip Timmy to the mats below.
"Timmy was looking for a running Turner Bomb through those tables, but Tootie countered with a Hurricarana! What presence of mind by Tootie!" Eustace called.
Getting to her feet, Tootie grabs the top ring steps and throws them to the side. She grabs Timmy and sets him up for her finisher, the Toot-stone Pile driver, however Timmy counters by wriggling off her shoulder and shoving her sternum first into the barricade. Following her in, Timmy picks her up and drops her chin first on the steel.
With Tootie seemingly knocked out, Timmy heads up the aisle and grabs one of the twenty foot ladders and hauls it to the ring. After struggling to set it up, Timmy begins to ascend.
"That huge ladder is about three feet taller then the briefcase!" Wanda quipped. With his eyes on the prize, Timmy fails to notice that Tootie is on her feet and climbing up the other side. By the time he notices, all he sees is a fist coming at him at a high rate of speed.
It stuns Timmy enough for Tootie to slam his head into the top of the ladder, busting him wide open. That leads to Tootie flipping over the top, grabbing Timmy's hips and sending him to the canvas below.
"Sunset Flip into a Power bomb! That has to have finished Timmy Turner off! That had to be at least a fourteen to fifteen foot drop!" Eustace cried.
"But it had to affect Tootie as well! She's clutching at the back of her head like it hit a rung of the ladder on the way down! This contest is back to square one!" Wanda replied.
The two slowly get to their feet. Tootie beats Timmy by half a second and is able to hit a spinning neck breaker. Sensing that the time is right, Tootie ascends the turnbuckles and signals to the crowd of what her intentions are. Taking a second to gaze up at the briefcase, Tootie dives off onto Timmy.
"What a 450 Splash! If that didn't put a bloodied Timmy Turner away, then nothing short of a Toot-stone Pile driver off the ladder will!" Wanda yelled.
"The will and passion of both of these competitors is incredible! We all know their history, and a new chapter is about to be written! The question now becomes, who will write it?!" Eustace yelled.
Tootie got off of Timmy and staggered towards the ladder. With wobbly legs, she slowly climbs the ladder. She gets within a fingertip of the briefcase, before Timmy, who slowly got back to a vertical base, climbed up the opposite side of the ladder. The two meet at the top and begin to slug it out, each throwing wild haymakers and each teetering on the brink of falling with every connection.
Timmy gains the upper hand and grabs a hold of the rig holding the briefcase. Tootie continually punches him in the midsection in a desperate attempt to get him to let go. She stops and follows his lead, grabbing hold right above his right hand. The two hang there, swinging slightly as they attempt to kick each other with one foot, while using the other to hold on to the ladder.
"These two are on dangerous territory here! One wrong move and it's a long, hard fall to the canvas!" Eustace screams.
"I don't think that rigging was meant to hold such weight Eustace! It could give…wait what's that?!" Wanda shouted as a hooded figure jumped the barricade and entered the ring. The figure began pulling and pushing on the ladder, finally succeeding in pulling out from under the two. The figure suddenly yanked off their hood and revealed a sinister grin and flame colored hair.
"It's VICKY! Vicky McDonald just stuck her nose in a match where it didn't belong! Why would she do this?!" Wanda yelled.
"She has to be thinking that she can take out both her little sister and her soon to be husband in one fell swoop! They both have been thorns in her side for a long time and she is trying to remove them both right here!" Eustace replied.
Vicky pointed and cackled at the two before diving out of the ring. The two hung there with slightly frightened looks on their faces. The looks turn to sheer terror as an audible snap is heard and the two plummet to the canvas. Tootie crumples in a heap right in front of the ropes, while Timmy fared much worse. Due to the momentum caused by Vicky pushing and pulling on the ladder, he ended up flying out of the ring and through the tables he had set up.
"OH MY GOD!" both Eustace and Wanda screamed in stereo.
Both roll over in agony, Timmy revealing that he is empty handed and Tootie is shown clutching the briefcase to her chest. The two referees on the outside saw this and called for the bell.
"Here is your winner: TOOTIE TURNER!" Chet announced, signifying the impending nuptials.
Tootie weakly held the briefcase high above her head and celebrated in the ring. After a few minutes, Timmy managed to feebly get to his feet and saw Tootie holding the briefcase above her head. He slammed a fist into the ring apron before sliding in the ring. He eyed up Tootie while clutching at his right shoulder. After several breathless seconds, Timmy kisses her on the cheek and raises her hand. She helps him out of the ring, and the two walk (it was more of a limp) hand in hand up the aisle. They pause and share a tender kiss before disappearing behind the curtain.
"Now that's what you want to see! Timmy put up one hell of a fight, but Tootie wins the Money in the Bank! There doesn't seem to be any hard feelings between the two lovebirds in the aftermath." Wanda said.
"I think it's a case of Turner had to know, and he found out. I have no doubt that anyone will forget this contest, especially Tootie or her husband to be. There could be long term damage, but at this moment I don't think either of them seem to know or care." Eustace replied.
"That match was beyond description, and it's a damn shame that Vicky had to spoil what was an incredible match! She tried to permanently injure or even kill them and I hope and I pray that somewhere down the line, Tootie and/or Timmy get their hands on that flame haired succubus!" Wanda growled.
"I second that emotion Wanda! This was turning into a classic, and Vicky had no real business interjecting herself into this match! But now we have to turn to the other Main Event: Jimmy Neutron vs. his girlfriend Cindy Vortex. This match will take both of them to the extreme. Take a look."
Video Package (set to "Would?" by Alice in Chains)
(Scenes of the two when they were children are shown. They are arguing and fighting like there is no tomorrow.)
Jimmy (voice over): "When we were young, we fought like cats and dogs."
Cindy (voice over): "When we were young, we hated, yet loved each other."
(Scenes of their first kiss and first date are shown. The two look absolutely in love.)
Jimmy: "Now, we are in love and able to openly show it."
Cindy: "Things have changed, seemingly overnight."
(Scenes of Cindy challenging Jimmy are shown.)
Cindy: "But tonight, I have to beat him. To show that I am superior, at least here in this moment."
Jimmy: "I don't care what it takes; I will beat her one more time."
Both: "No matter what it takes!"
End Package
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