Year: 1977

Location: Eric Forman's Basement

"Okay, Michael, I want you to take me to the movies today", Jackie told her boyfriend, she was sitting on his lap while the tall goofy teen read the newspaper, looking for movies. The rest of the gang looked at them, Hyde sitting in his chair with Donna on his lap, Fez standing up behind the couch, and Eric on the couch next to Jackie and Donna.

Kelso smiled a goofy smile, "I'm way ahead of you Jackie, 2:00, Smokey and the Bandit!" Kelso shouted, pointing at the section on the paper where it said the movie times.

Jackie rolled her eyes, "No Michael, I told you, I don't want to see that again! I don't like the south." She explained, as if it was a totally normal thing to say.

Kelso looked disappointed, he was about to argue back before Donna said something to her boyfriend, Hyde. The two "did it" on prom night in the motel room. It wasn't as enjoyable as they both thought it would be as they saw a rat come out of the bathroom so they had to stop while they were in the middle of it, and then resume doing it again. It was very awkward for them both but have since gotten more easy and fun for them.

"Hey do you wanna see the Goodbye Girl?" She asked the sunglasses wearing burnout.

Hyde smiled, "Why yes, I do. I know what goes down in those movie theatres! Heheh!" He grinned and looked at Kelso who didn't get it at first grinning once he understood him.

Donna rolled her eyes and smirked and Jackie did the same.

"I'm in", Kelso said, still smiling.

Eric rolled his eyes and got up off the couch and stood next to Fez. "Oh great, again, me and Fez are stuck alone."

Fez looked at Eric, shaking his head. "No way Jose, I'm coming to watch."

"So what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not a creepy pervert like Fez so….yeah, I'm at a lost", Eric complained.

"Just come man", Hyde told him. "Yeah, you might not be the only one having fun, but….isnt that how it always works for you?"

Eric raised a finger about to argue with him but then thought for a second. "You know, you're right."

Hyde and the rest laughed.

"Fine, forget it, I'll go. I'll just…..dip into the stash a little bit to make the movie a little more enjoyable."

Hyde looked at him," That's a good idea man."

Just then, Red and Kitty walked into the basement and Donna and Jackie jumped off their boyfriends.

"Okay, t-minus till the garage sale", Kitty announced. "Hahaha, I feel like an astronaut."

Red comes out of the back room with a box, and Kitty starts looking through all Eric's old things: his roller skates, his yo-yo, and his plastic vomit.

"You wasted a lot of my money son", Red told him.

"Me and my damn childhood."

"Hey Mrs. Forman, we have to go to the movies but, we can make some brownies if that helps", Hyde suggested.

"Oh Steven that is a wonderful idea! What movie are you guys seeing?"

"The Goodbye Girl", Eric answered, making Red look at him strangely.

"Oh well I'm sure it's a great movie Eric, but one of you has to stay to help out because I'll be damned if me and Kitty are doing this alone."

"Oh well uh, Fez could do it", Eric said.

Fez walked to him, "What, no way."

"Oh c'mon Fez, you have to be use to carrying around stuff right?" Eric teased though Fez looked angry.

"Oh, I see how it is."

"He's right. Tarzan in your first order of business, run this upstairs and I wont put you back on that mat you floated in on", Red said, handing him a box.

As Fez walked up the stairs, he glared at Eric. "Sleep with one eye open you son of a bitch!"

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Later on, Eric and Kelso stand around Hyde as he mixes a bowl of fudge, with the "special ingredient."

"Hyde man, I'm not sure this is a good idea", Eric told him.

Hyde rolled his eyes, "Its not a problem man. You said, you wanted to be a little "influenced" at the movies right, well this is perfect. I have Fez on brownie duty so he will sell them. Its all taken cared of."

Eric was about to say something back but was interrupted by constant laughter by the tall man behind him. Kelso was laughing, hysterically.

"Man whats so funny?" Eric asked.

Kelso tried to say something but couldn't stop himself from laughing. "He, hahahahahaha, he said….heheheheh….he said brownie duty." He managed to say before bursting into laughter again.

Eric and Hyde looked at him stupidly, but then Eric started laughing too. "You know that is kind of funny."

Hyde shook his head, "You guys are idiots. So Forman, we cool?"

Eric was still a little unsure, but went along anyway. He'd never be able to stop Hyde from doing it anyhow."Yeah whatever, if this all goes to hell…we blame it on Fez."

The gang nodded in agreement.

Just then, Laurie came in and eyed Kelso. She walked to the brownie batter and dipped her finger in the brownie batter and teased Kelso with it, then licked her finger off and left.

"Man I was so close!" Kelso yelled out, smiling as if he was actually getting somewhere.

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The gang were all in the driveway, while Fez was sitting at a table selling the "special brownies".

Eric walked over to him, "Hey man, I'm just going to take three of these okay?" He said, taking three brownies.

"Yes, take as many as you want. But know this, Mr. Eric Forman. I was gonna make my move on Jackie tonight, and you blew it, so I will get you back, and you wont see it coming", Fez warned him as Eric looked at him oddly.

"Okay….thanks for the brownies Fez", Eric smiled and walked back to the gang. "So you guys ready?"

"Lets hit it", Donna said and they start walking to the Cruiser and get on their way to the movies. But Hyde went to Fez quickly.

"You're doing a great job, and don't worry about Forman man, I'll help you get him back", Hyde told him, pats his shoulder and walks to the Cruiser.

Fez watched the car drive off. "Oh, no need for that Hyde, because I know exactly how to get him back."

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At the movies, Donna and Hyde were making out, next to them were Kelso and Jackie. Kelso was asleep on Jackie's shoulder, while Jackie looked very into the movie, next to them wa Eric who was laughing silently. There wasn't anything funny going on in the movie, but after three special brownies, he'd laugh at anything. He had a tub of popcorn on his lap that Jackie was taking popcorn from. Eric didn't notice she was doing this for a while and then noticed.

In the movie, a guy was kissing some girl, he didn't know the plot, he forgot it, he wasn't paying attention, but knew kissing when he saw it.

Did she just take popcorn from my groin? Eric asked, his thoughts going wild as he was "under the influence."

Eric looked down at his tub of popcorn, and took to try something. He dumped half the tub out and quickly pulled it back up and Jackie, again, takes popcorn from his lap.

Oh my god. She wants you Eric…..Wait no, there's no way.. this is Jackie, that's gross…But she is actually kind of pretty….

Suddenly, Luke Skywalker pops up on his left shoulder, and Darth Vader popped up on his right shoulder.

"Whoa…." Eric blurted out.

Then, Luke started talking. "Eric don't do this, it is just the drugs talking, you are not attracted to her, and plus this is one of your best friend's girlfriend. Do the right thing."

Then Darth Vader suddenly started talking, "Don't listen to that mop top jedi wannabe. You know you want her Eric. You haven't had action in...well ever."

"Are you guys really here?" Eric asked.

"What would you even know about girls, you're in a mechanical suit, how does that even work for you?" Luke shoots back at Vader.

"I manage! Now listen Eric, look at her, she is beautiful and she wants you, remember when she kissed you back at the ski cabin, go for it son."

"No, don't listen to him. Be a jedi, not a sith young Forman", Luke told him.

Eric nodded, "Yeah….I'm a jedi."

"Eric! What would Luke know about girls, he kissed his sister!"

Eric turned to Luke, "He has a good point, that's gross man."

"Hey I didn't know then! Hey Vader, if you have something to say then say it to my lightsaber!" Luke yelled and took out a blue lightsaber.

Vade took out a red lightsaber, "Bring it on you sister kisser!"

They both jumped back in Eric's head and start fighting (so is what Eric sees). Suddenly they stopped, and his mind was made up.

He turned to Jackie and leaned in and started kissing her.

She kissed him back and gently pulled in his head more, but after a couple seconds, suddenly pulled away.

"Whoa, whoa Eric! What are you doing?" She asked.

Hyde and Donna stopped kissing and look over to him and realize what just happened. "Oh my god!" Donna shouted.

"You're a dead man Forman!" Kelso yelled at him, and punched him in the face.

KA-POW!

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Later on, after the movie, Jackie and Donna were sitting on Donna's porch together.

…"In a way I don't blame Eric, I'm very appealing", Jackie finished up, from a continuing conversation.

"I just cant believe he kissed you, I mean I always thought he hated you. It must've been the special brownies."

Jackie smiled at her, "Yeah, it had to be the "influence" but I have to admit something…It wasn't terrible!"

Donna laughed, "I figured that but-"

"It was the best kiss of my life! Michael has never kissed me like that."

Donna smiled back at her, "What was so good about it?"

Jackie sighed, "Well, he kind of… I mean, I French kiss Michael all the time, but it was…never like how it was with Eric. I mean, Eric really…..kissed me. It was just so passionate!"

"Jackie, he was high!"

"I know, Donna but, it was different, I can't explain it. You don't get it!"

Donna kept snickering. "Well what about Kelso?"

"Well, Eric totally isn't an option, because he's kind of a nerd and everything."

Donna laughed again, "Oh I see. And Kelso is just Mr. Cool right?" Jackie laughed with her.

About at the same time, Eric, Hyde, and Kelso were in the basement, in silence, they just arrived in there.

"Whoa man, I cant believe you kissed….in your words…Satan's child", Hyde teased.

"I was messed up Hyde... That's the last time I dipped into the stash while next to somebody's girlfriend...I don't think I can control myself...And that punch knocked me right out of it." He then turned to Kelso. "Hey man, look I'm sorry, you know if I was thinking normally, I wouldn't of did that, especially to Jackie, but at that time….she just….was kind of….." He sighed. "I'm a desperate man Kels."

"Listen Eric, I'm sorry I decked you in the face but, Jackie is like my girlfriend. And we have a bond, and nobody can come in between that bond, and if somebody kisses her, whether they be sober or not, I have to frog him one because If I don't, I would like, lose my manhood."

"I get it Kelso but, you wanna fool around with my sister so, that so called 'bond' you have with Jackie, might not be as strong as you think it is man", Eric told him.

"Well, yeah her, but that's it, you know."

"And what about Pam Macy?"

"Eric, man what's your point?"

"My point is….you're such a whore, man. You cheated on her, you wanna do it with my sister, you pretty much stole the necklace I bought and made her think you gave it to her so man…I don't think I'm sorry..."

Kelso looked at him, "Okay…..apology accepted!"

Kelso smiled at him and Eric smiled back and the two shook hands, just as Fez walked in. He looked at Eric with an evil smile.

"Fez man, what are you staring at?"

"Have you taken a look in the garage, there is a surprise in there", Fez said, mysteriously.

"What are you talking about?"

"Just follow me", Fez said and he walked back up and the three followed him up the driveway.

"Dude, where's my car?" Eric asked but was ignored as Fez opens the door to the basement and saw the adults sitting there eating brownies.

"Where's your car, dude?" Kelso asked as he and Eric looked around the mysteriously empty driveway.

Eric's eyes bulged Hyde and Kelso start laughing. "F-f-Fez, th- those arent…..sp-sp-special brownies right?" He asked.

Fez leaned toward him, "That'll teach you to ditch me you bastard", he smiled and then looked around, looking proud of himself. "Excellent burn, Fez!"

Red then saw the guys and called out, "Hey Eric! You won't believe who I sold the car to!"