Ryou: And now, part two to the long line of reviews we got the other day. Fluffy doesn't own Yugioh or the characters or anything else mentioned in-
Bakura: Ok! We know Ryou! You say it every chapter, April doesn't own anything!
Fluffy: It's Fluffy in the 'Wonderful World of FanFiction' Bakura.
Bakura: Whatever! Do you really think I care whether I call you by you nickname or your real name?
Fluffy: I do!
Bakura: Well I don't, now someone just read the next bloody review so we can get this over with.
Fluffy: Ok, Mr. Grouchy Pants.
Bakura: *Glares*
Mokuba: I'll do it. First review is from the white princess:
Loving it
Truth:
Seto: do you have a crush on tea because there are lots of fan arts andfanfictions saying you do.
Yugi: do you like Rebecca
Joey: who would you want your sister to date Duke or Tristan
Mai: are they real because they look to big to be real
Dare:
Everyone: watch season 0 you will never look at atem the way you do again
Can you bring in monsters because I want to know what the 3 blue eyes whitedragons think of Seto
Joey: eat until your full because I don't think you can get full
Mai: wear non revealing clothes for this chapter
Tea: get drunk
Seto, atem and bakura: can you three kiss me. I'm a big fan of all three ofyou. Mainly because I'm into bad boys but still. Also when we kiss can youthree be shirtless because you all have chests that should not be hid.
( Sophie: don't go kissing my boyfriend.
Bakura: and don't go kiss that me either I love my girlfriend.)
Sorry their from my story and yes Bakura you get a girlfriend as does Seto
That's all for now update soon
Marik: Nice Bakura! I didn't know you had it in you!
Bakura: I don't, it's not this fic, it's a different one.
Malik: Ha! You should just be lucky Fluffy isn't a big Thiefshipping fan.
Marik: Why what pairing is that?
Bakura: *Shutters* Me and you.
Marik: o.O What pairing does she like? I feel bad for those two.
Ryou: She likes heartshipping.
Marik: Enough with the shipping's! I don't know any of them! What is that one?
Yugi: Me and Ryou.
Fluffy: Yes, I love heartshipping! It's so cute! But it's not the only pairing I write about. I've written tendershipping and thiefshipping and I think it's called puppyshipping and crossshipping and rivalshipping. For Marik's sake *in order listed* that's RyouxYugi, RyouxBakura, MarikxBakura, JoeyxSeto, MalikxYugi and YamixSeto.
Marik: Ooh. Yaoi fan are we?
Fluffy: Guilty as charged.
Seto: No, I don't like Tea. She's not worth me.
Fluffy: And she's not a dude.
Seto: Ye- Wait what?
Fluffy: Sorry, Yaoi side came out again!
Yugi: No! Her and her demon possessed teddy bear scare the living crap out of me!
Fluffy: And she's not a dude.
Yugi: Fluffy!
Fluffy: Sorry, that time I did it on purpose to see how you would react.
Yugi: You're so weird.
Ryou: Be nice.
Bakura: Sticking up for your girlfriend Ryou? *Signature evil smirk*
Ryou: Yes!
Everyone: o.O
Ryou: *Blush* Um-I mean, Joey your turn!
Joey: Tristan, because he still has imaginary friends. And he's not as much of a pervert as Duke is.
Duke: I resent that!
Fluffy: But it's true.
Duke: Oh, yeah.
Mai: Yes they are real!
Fluffy: Oh, I've watched season 0 before. It's really friggin' awesome! Yugi sounds like a little girl though.
Yugi: Really?
Fluffy: Yeah. Sorry Yug'.
*Everyone watches season 0*
Marik: What? I'm not even in it!
Fluffy: It was before you. You're not the only character not there.
Joey: What the hell is up with Kaiba's hair?
Noah: Wait, that's not me?
Bakura: Pharaoh, I think I have discovered a new found respect for you.
Atem: Thanks?
Yugi: Damn! I do sound like a girl!
Atem: Ew! Tea likes me?
Fluffy: At least she doesn't talk about friendship 24/7. And she has somewhat of a spunky attitude and gets punched and held at gunpoint. So much cooler then the American 4Kids censored version.
Atem: Is that where you discovered your favorite Japanese song?
Fluffy: Yes, that song is awesome. The theme song is so catchy! And I love the opening sequence. And, sure. *Snaps fingers, 3 Blue Eyes appear*
Seto: Those are the best looking holograms I've ever seen!
Joey: Those are real monsters.
Seto: Right, Wheeler. Next you're gonna tell me that Yami is an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh. I'm not stupid.
Atem: But, I am.
Yugi: Don't listen to him Atem. He's just jealous you have more power than him.
Fluffy: Holy crap! I'm still on the first review and already on page five!
Malik: Then stop ranting!
Blue Eyes: *burns Seto to a crisp*
Seto: Fuuuuuuuuuu-
Joey: Sure, I haven't eaten in days, Fluffy won't give us food.
Fluffy: Shut up and eat! *Shoves turkey leg into Joeys mouth*
Seto: -ck.
Bakura: Why did you turn Icarly on?
Fluffy: It was quiet in my room.
Bakura: Stupid pre-teen.
Fluffy: I am a teen thank you very much!
Mai: This turtle neck allows me to do know fan service!
Fluffy: *Hands beer to Tea* Have fun.
Tea: Um, I don't dri-
Bakura: *Shoves bottle up to lips* Drink!
Tea: *Gulps mouthful* Ew!
Atem: Yes, I know I'm hot. *Takes shirt off, kisses white princess*
Bakura: I'd rather be stuck with one Yaoi fan then millions at wolfies. *Does the same*
Seto: Whatever. *Same*
Fluffy: Anywho, Next review is from livvykitty:
S'up! Now I'm a talkin' kitty! *turns back to normal* Anyways. Bakura, lookwhat i can do! Mew mew Nightmare, METAMORPHASIS! *starts to transform,starting off naked, Then getting clothes*
Mew appearence: Black puffy shorts, grey sleeveless shirt that show my stomachwith a blood red bow at the top, black choker with my mew pendent attached,and gray knee high boots. I have short wavy gray hair, red eyes, and graykitty ears and gray kitty tail with a red bow with a bell in the center tiedaround.
Weapon: Nightmare Staffs. (two black staffs)
Tea: *turns staffs into Sythe* Reborn... Nightmare, DARKNESS! *black lightkills Tea*
Uh oh. *turns into kitten* Oh well.
Seto: *scratch* I don't like you.
*noptices my human clothes are on the ground. Sebastain! I order you to comehere! *left eye glows with an eerie mark*
Sebastain: Yes, Young Master?
Me: GET ME TO CHANGING ROOM ** NOW!
Sebastian: Say please, Mistress.
Me: *transforms back but naked. Grabs clothes and runs. Comes back fullyclothed.* This is my butler Sebastian. He's a demon who was suposed to eat mysoul, but now since I'm a demon, he can't eat it. Demon's have no souls.*marks glows* He is my butler forever. *jumps on Marik and steals his pie*Mine. ^-^
BYE!
Seto: Ow! What did I ever do to you? I don't even know you!
Marik: No! That's mine! *chases around for pie*
Ryou: While they do that, the next review is from IhaveapetpandanamedBojo:
OMFT I love this! I have my own truth or dare, but its for twilight. It's funmaking people do stuff they dont want to! Especially when you hate them. XD
Amywhoozles, here's the dares!
Atem: punch Yugi
Yugi: punch Atem
Tea: say you hate friendship
Bakura: sing leather pants and literal pants with Marik
Marik: Become straight
Melvin (Malik): break up with Marik and become straight.
Ryou: dress up like sailor moon
Mokuba: gets a puppy and name it fluffy
Seto: smile and kill Mokuba's puppy
Mai: dress like a man
Joey: dye Mai's hair puke green
Tristan: shove explosive cookies down duke's throat
Duke: wear mai's clothing
I think I got everyone! Just improvise if I missed someone!
Atem: Yugi I'm so sorry for thi-
Yugi: *Punches Atem*
Atem: What the hell?
Yugi: I was dared.
Atem: *Punches Yugi* Now we're even!
Tea: I…Hate…Frie-frien- I can't do it!
Fluffy: Do it!
Tea: I hate friendship! There now never make me say it again!
Fluffy: No promises.
Marik: Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
We are gonna take his leather pants!
*oh-oh!*
Me and Bakura we will have our revenge
We are gonna take his leather pants!
Bakura: You know that we want them,
And you know that we need them.
We want the pants, his leather pants!
Marik: Literal version now Kitty!
I've got my hands raise
And I'm looking at you!
And now my hands are on my thighs!
*Chibi little man!*
My arms are folded and
we're back to back and now
I am pointing at you guys!
*Chibi little man!*
Bakura: First I'm on the left,
Then I'm on the right.
I'm in the front, now here's a fright!
Marik: What!
Malik: But, I don't want to!
Fluffy: Bronzeshipping!
Marik: Stop confusing me!
Fluffy: You and Malik!
Malik: Marik, I'm sorry, it's over.
Marik: What?
Malik: I'm sorry Marik, it's not you, it's the reviewer.
Marik: Why reviewer, why?
Ryou: Oh. My. Freaking. God!
Fluffy: You look- Cute. *Blush*
Ryou: I'm in a freaking dress!
Fluffy: You still look cute.
Mokuba: It's so cute! Hi Fluffy!
Seto: *Smiles*
Mokuba: Fluffy? Fluffy? Fluffy!
Fluffy: That's mean!
Mai: First I can't wear my normal clothing, and now I have to dress like a man? *Changes into mens clothing* So hating this!
Joey: I'm sorry Mai. *Dyes her hair green*
Mai: Sooo hating this!
Duke: At least I'll look sexy before I die.
Tristan: Hurray! I'll get Serenity all to myself! *Shoves explosive cookies down Duke's throat*
Duke: Caboom!
Tristan: He exploded! Now I get to date Serenity.
Joey: In your dreams!
Tristan: Hopefully. Next review is from Cherry Red Love:
you has ANOTHER new reviewer so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE USE MY DARE!:
Seto: please give me your gravity defying coat! from season 2
Joey: i don't know why people pick on you! you're sooo cute! i give you acoupon good for one free dare (which means give this you don't have to do adare)
Ryou: i would ask for a kiss but like Fluffy would killz me so...hug?
Bakura: okay, kiss me =P gotta love a bad boy
Mokuba: Here! take this remote *gives* okay when you press the button Setoget's shocked! don't give it to him or he'll EXPLODE!
Yugi: so cute! *glomps*
EVERYONE: have som chocolate cupcakes covered in melted dove chocolate andhershy's chocolate syrup!
Fluffy: Welcome to the fic!
Seto: No!
Fluffy: Yes!
Seto: No!
Fluffy: YES!
Seto: Grr…Fine, I'll have my scientific tailors make me a new one. *Gives Cherry Red Love his totally epic floaty coat*
Joey: Thanks, I'll keep a hold of this. *Puts coupon in his pocket*
Fluffy: I would not! *throws knife away*
Ryou: *HUG!*
Bakura: *KISS!*
Fluffy: *Singing* Won't you be my bad boy,
Be my man,
Be my weekend lover,
But don't be my friend.
You can be my bad boy, but understand
That I don't need you in my life again!
Cascada, gotta love her.
Mokuba: Why would I want to…*presses button*
Seto: AAAAAAAAAH!
Mokuba: Oh, that was fun!
Seto: Give me that!
Mokuba: Do you want to explode?
Seto:…no.
Mokuba: Then NO!
Yugi: Thanks! *Glomps back*
Fluffy: I love Chocolate cupcakes! And almost all other desserts! Wink, wink! Hint, hint! Should I keep going at page twelve? Or do a part three?
Yugi: Do a few more, you're really far behind. Next review is from This Username Has Been Taken…nice one! Anyway, it says:
Ha ha! This fic is so cool! Good on you fluffy! (gives her ryou plushie)
Yugi- How much and what hair spray/gel do you use?
Atem- Just cool (gives a lollipop)
Mokuba- Oh my Ra your so cute! Can you come live with me?
Seto- Naaaw my Seto! I feel so sorry for you! (kisses on cheek) You can comelive with me to! (glomps and doesn't let go)
Ryou- kiss fluffy, you know you want to
Bakura- Take your shirt off and just leave it off for the rest of the time
Malik- The passcode for the door from YGOTAS ep 53 was 'NOAH' so obvious.
Marik- Become a Neko (catboy) and do everything that Bakura says
Joey- Give me some driving lessons and I'll give you some cookies (wavescookies under Joey's nose)
Mai- Where did you find those boots? Can I have them?
Everyone- Made you some chocolate cake! Have fun! Cake fight! (Throws piece atMalik)
That's all for me! xxx TUHBT xxx (Seto is mine! Hisses at everyone else)
Fluffy: Thank you! I will cherish it forever! *Squeezes it tight*
Yugi: About half a can of L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.
Pegasus: Of course you are Yugi-boy.
Yugi: Back up Pegasus!
Atem: Mmm candy!
Mokuba: Can we Seto?
Seto: Will we get to leave this place if we do?
Fluffy: No.
Seto: Then no.
Mokuba: Aw!
Ryou: *Kisses me*
Fluffy: You didn't hesitate this time!
Ryou: You are my girlfriend right? *Smirk*
Fluffy: R-really?
Malik: What! Oh it was so freaking obvious! I should have guessed that!
Noah: I know, she's right. It was…NOAH!
Malik: Shut u~p! Stop making me feel bad!
Marik: *Neko* Oh great.
Bakura: Massage my back, kitty. Man it feels good to call someone else kitty!
Marik: Yes, Bakura. *Massages Bakura's back*
Joey: I can't drive, but I'll do anything for a cookie! Meet me with a car in front of Domino Arcade at 5:30 this Friday and I will be there!
Mai: No! They are mine, currently on Duke's bottom half that's on the other side of the room over there. But, I got them from good old fashioned Walmart.
Fluffy: Again, two of my favorite things! Chocolate and pastries! After this fic, I need to talk to you Ryou in private.
Ryou: Am I in trouble?
Fluffy: No, far from it my friend.
Marik: Ohho! Ryou made a friend!
Ryou: *Blush* A-anyway, next review is from-
Fluffy: Wait!
Ryou: What?
Fluffy: We missed one. Bakura, take your shirt off.
Bakura: Already done. So Marik could massage my back.
Marik: Can I stop?
Bakura: No! Next review is from Roxie-fearlessstorm, oh joy:
Heya! Im back and better than ever so here are my dares
Seto: go out on a date with one your fangirls
Ryou: heres some cremé puffs
Everyone: go 2 the fair
Seto: then take her on one of the rides
Atem: are you gay
Yugi: heres some more duel monsters cards
Joey: you are second class
Ishizu: you're my favorite female character how are you so awesome and howdoes it feel to have a crazy brother
Fluffy: give Ryou a kiss
Seto: be nice to joey for two chapters and I wont send my fangirls and boysafter you they like me because im an ** like you and I always screw the rules,like a boss
Duke: can you sgn my arm
Atem: can I have the winged dragon of raw please if I do then I will have allof mariks deck from battle city
Thats all from me til next time :-) 3 :-) peace
Seto: Um, Fluffy, wanna go on a date with me?
Fluffy: I'm not a fangirl of yours Seto. I'm an obvious Ryou fangirl.
Seto: It was worth a shot. *Picks random fangirl out of the hall of fangirls, named Jade* You.
Jade: No. Freaking. WAY! I'm going on a date with Seto Kaiba! *Clings to Seto's arm*
Malik: Have fun!
Seto: Shut up! *Goes on date*
Ryou: Mm, I love cream puffs! Want one Fluffy?
Fluffy: *Blush* Um, sure. Now lets all go to the fair!
Marik: Yeah!
Seto: What rides do you like?
Jade: Lets go on the Ferris Wheel, we can be all alone in our own little cart.
Seto: Sigh, ok. Anyone else going on the Ferris Wheel?
Fluffy: Um, R-Ryou? Do, you…um-
Ryou: *Chuckles* Yes, I'll go on the Ferris Wheel with you.
Fluffy: Yeah! Lets go!
Atem: No, I'm not gay! Yugi go on the Ferris Wheel with me! *Grabs Yugi's hand and runs*
Yugi: *Calls out* Thanks for the cards!
Joey: Hurtful!
Ishizu: Thanks, my awesomeness comes naturally. And, all brothers are crazy, so it's like having a normal brother with severe ADHD.
Fluffy: *At top of Ferris Wheel* So romantic, a kiss at the top of the Ferris Wheel! *Kisses Ryou*
Ryou: *Wraps arm around me*
Fluffy: *Blush*
Seto: Oh, great. Fanboys? Weird.
Duke: Sure. *Signs Roxie's arm*
Atem: No, you can't. I don't want Marik's deck, I beat it, so the cards are of no use to me.
Fluffy: Peace! Next review is from IhaveapetpandanamedBojo…again:
Holy cheesecake I have a cold too! And I still get to play volleyballtomorrow! :( oh, and here are some truths since you don't really get any:
Tristan: would you ever consider dating Tea?
Tea: would you ever consider dating Tristan?
Bakura: Would you ever want to glomp Fluffy?
Ryou: Do you love Fluffy?
Yami: do you hate being the Pharaoh?
Yugi: do you think that having a 'yami' inside of you is pretty gay?
Joey: do you hate your sister?
Haha hope you enjoy them! Especially ryou's ;) GO RYOU FANGIRLS!
P.S. my Yami Kat says hi.
Kat: hi.
Fluffy: Ooh, I love cheesecake!
Tristan: No, she is not Serenity!
Tea: He's not Yugi, but he could be my second future sex slave.
Bakura: Maybe.
Fluffy: *Holds arms out* Hug?
Bakura: Do you want to get crushed?
Fluffy:…no.
Bakura: Then don't ask.
Fluffy: Do you love me Ryou?
Ryou: *mumbles*
Malik: What was that Limey boy?
Ryou:…yes.
Fluffy: Yes! Finally! *Glomps Ryou and kisses his cheek*
Atem: No, it's awesome being Pharaoh.
Yugi: I didn't until you put it that way!
Joey: No, I don't hate my lil' sis.
Fluffy: GO RYOU FANGIRLS! And HI! Ok, I have five left, but I'm gonna stop here, cause this is going to be like the longest chapter yet.
Ryou: You wanted to talk to me? *Bites cream puff*
Fluffy: Not really.
Ryou: Wha-
Fluffy: *HeeHee, I start making out with Ryou*
Marik: Cover the eyes of the little ones!
*Eyes of Mokuba, Noah, Mana, and Yugi*
Yugi: I'm not a little kid Joey!
Joey: You mean you're not a baby panda?
Yugi: No!
Atem: Damn you're good!
Marik: Can I stop doing what you want me to now?
Bakura: One more thing.
Marik: Wha-
Bakura: *Starts making out with Marik*
Malik: Hey! Get your hands off him!
Bakura: Make me!
*Bakura and Malik start fighting, not with words, physically*
Mai: You must feel special having two guys fighting for you. That's any girl, or gay guys, dream.
Marik: Yeah, it is pretty cool. But now I'm so conflicted! Who do I go with?
Fluffy: *Stops kissing Ryou* I have an idea. *Whispers into Marik's ear*
Marik: Gasp…That's kind of weird!
Fluffy: No, it's called fetishipping.
Marik: Again with the shipping's!
Fluffy: I just told you what it was!
Marik: Oh, yeah. *Runs over to break up the fight*
Malik: Marik, I was just about to win you!
Bakura: In your dreams you spiky haired freak, he's mine now!
Marik: We could be a couple of three!
Bakura: What?
Marik: Me, you, and Malik can date together. Like sister wives, only with dudes.
Malik: That weird.
Marik: It's either that, or neither of you get me.
Bakura/Malik: But…
Marik: One or the other.
Malik: Sigh, anything for my Hikari. I'm willing to do it I guess.
Bakura: Grr, why am I agreeing with this?
Marik: *kisses Bakura* Because you love me.
Bakura: True.
Malik: Share.
Marik: *kisses Malik* Be nice.
Joey: That relationship isn't going to end well.
Fluffy: Part three, coming soon. If I already did your review within these two chapters, can you please not send in another? It'll give me a chance to catch up. After next chapter, you can review me again though. Also, after next chapter, it will be a themed review chapter. After next chapter its going to be a Halloween chapter. Just to let you know ahead of time.