So, here we are at chapter 10! Wow, how cool am I!
Inu: You just chopped it down into bite sized pieces, these aren't REAL chapters.
Kyo: Do you want to eat tonight? You know we still aren't getting reviews, so it's entirely up to me if you get fed or not.
Inu: Everyone loves you, please keep writing your awesome stories! Hooray for Kyoko hime, the magnificent!
Kyo: Yes. Even though I would never want to be a real princess because I consider myself to be more then a bargaining chip and a baby machine. I would rather be the prince! Like Utena, yeah! And then I would be a womanizer and a sexist because, you know, that's just how royalty is.
Anyway, on to chapter 10!
LAST CHAPTER
Kagome arrived at the second ambulance scene that day, but to her relief, everyone was basically okay. Sango had minor scrapes and bleeding, Miroku much the same plus a shallow wound on his back. Jaken had a concussion and internal bleeding, and so was taken to the hospital, but the paramedics said he'd almost certainly be up and about in a week or so. Kagome was so relieved she pretty much entirely forgot about the diary in Inuyashas pocket.
"YOU HENTAI!" CRASH
"DAHHH HELP MEE!"
Sango blearily opened her eyes to a very amusing scene. Kagome was hitting Miroku with a broom, and judging by the fact that they were in her new room, Sango suspected he had been about to do something very lecherous to her.
"Kagome, please," Sango yawned, getting out of bed. "Let me." She grabbed the gigantic boomerang from under the bed and began hitting Miroku with it. The two girls continued gleefully hitting the pervert until he fled the room, slamming the door behind them.
"Ahh, that was so fun!" Kagome said, setting down the broom and plopping down onto the bed in her light blue PJs.
"What was he doing anyway?"
"Nothing really. He was probably just checking to see if you were okay, but then he started to reach for you so I just grabbed that and started to whack him with it." Kagome rummaged in a box under Sangos bed until she found the secret pocky stash. "Oh boy, crushed almond!"
"Hey, my stash! Come on, you haven't even had breakfast yet!" Sango giggled and pushed the box back under the bed. "I suppose we should get dressed, but I really want a bath first." It was true, she hadn't had one since they had left their old house two days ago with all that had happened, but Sango was trying to remain positive for everyone else's sake. She knew Kohaku wouldn't be hurt, Naraku wouldn't do that if he really wanted to toy with Sango...
"Yoo-hoo, did you hear anything I just said?" Kagome waved her hand in front of Sangos face to get her attention.
"Er, sorry no. What?"
"I SAID we can use the super cool bath in the huge bathroom down the hall, it's amazing! Almost like an indoor hotsprings! It'll be so fun!" Kagome said. Sango had never used public baths before, but she wasn't afraid of Kagome so she said okay.
Meanwhile, the two now resident old guys were in the kitchen arguing over what was best to make for breakfast. Myoga said fish and soy sauce but Kagome's Grandpa wanted to have eggs and bacon with toast and coffee. Luckily, Kagome's mom ended the argument by deciding to make pancakes, which both men agreed sounded delicious.
Rin walked downstairs, having already had a bath and dressed for the day. "Wow, what's that great smell?" she wondered aloud as she wandered over to the kitchen. There was some nice looking lady making food in there, and she looked a lot like Kagome. "Hi, I'm Rin, who are you?" she asked politely, sitting on a stool at the counter. Seeing the pancakes, she squealed with delight. "That looks so delicious!"
"Hello Rin, I'm Kagome's mother. Would you like some pancakes? You can have strawberries, blueberries, syrup, or just about anything else you like on them too." Mrs. Higurashi smiled at Rin, who nodded enthusiastically. "Okay, I'll make a plate for you if you go give these to those crazy old guys over there," she said, pointing to two plates of food and then to Myoga and Kagome's grandpa who were sitting in the dining room arguing over something silly. Rin nodded and picked up the plates.
"Wow," she thought, "Kagome's mom is really nice! I hope they stay here a long time!"
Inuyasha, who hadn't left his room since the night before, was thinking much the same thing. He didn't really know why, but he felt calm having Kagome around the house. It was really weird. Thinking of Kagome reminded him of the diary he had found and he rummaged through the pants on the floor until he found it in a pocket. Briefly, he wondered if he should return it and not read it, but the small snippet he had read the previous day made it far too tempting. He opened the cover and skimmed the first page, a long list of death threats to those who would read Kagome's diary. He laughed at her sheer creativity and flipped the page. It was pretty boring, having seemed to start at the time when Kagome was just starting at her all girls middle school. He flipped through a lot of it, since it was all about who was dissing who and what boy band was popular but stupid, until he found an interesting page about her first day at their high school.
'Today I started hight school! 3 I'm excited to be going to the Sengoku high, because Sengoku school for girls was such a drag. Although, I bet if I was still going to all girls school I wouldn't have to deal with my stupid neighbors all the time. Inuyasha can be such a pest, even if he is really cute-'
Inuyasha blushed and though he now definetly felt bad, he had to keep reading. He wondered how Kagome could think he was "cute" when she argued with him nonstop. He kept reading.
'and that Miroku guy he is with is such a pervert! Today he asked if I would marry him and have his kid, and then he patted my butt! I screamed really loud, which made Mrs. Yura hit him over the head with a ruler. She's really strict and totally obsessed with her hair, but she's also really young for a teacher so she can be pretty okay. Then that freak Hojo had to ask if I was alright. He's okay I guess, but he's such a weirdo! And his face is really plain. He's not cute like Inuyasha. But then, he's also not mean like Inuyasha. Though I almost think Hojo is the more annoying. Also, Hojo is a wimp. I'm glad he doesn't live in my neighborhood. I would probably kill him. I also met a lot of new people I think I will be friends with! They-'
Inuyasha skimmed the rest of the entry, which was about her first day and the cafeteria and her new friends. He was mildly interested, but he already knew who her friends were and didn't care so he skimmed until he found another part about himself.
'That JERK Inuyasha! I tried to give him back his stupid necklace that he left in the gym after PE and he just grabbed it and told me not to touch his stuff! He can be so insensitive! I wish he could just be a little nicer to me, I mean it's so obvious that-'
Inuyasha was dismayed to find that the next part of the words were scribbled out so much he couldn't read them. So was the next half a page, in fact. The next part he could read was painful.
'And if it's not bad enough, he's totally ensnared in that Kikyo girls trap. There is no way she really likes him, not the way she talks in the changing rooms. Last week I heard her telling her dumb friends that she just wanted Inuyasha to buy her nice things because she knows that he is really rich, since his father was a huge industrialist. That scheming bitch is just trying to use him and he doesn't even know it! If he liked me, I would never treat him like that. I would love him for real, not like her fake crap.'
Inuyasha was shocked. Kikyo had broken up with him painfully, had he known that she was just using him...Inuyasha flipped through several more pages of Kagome's rants about mundane topics. Hojo the idiot, Miroku who felt up every girl in school (and some teachers too), her friends, her silly little brother, and small comments about Inuyasha himself. They were gradually turning from "he's a menace to society" to "I wish he would notice me" which was very confusing to Inuyasha, as he had never noticed such a change in Kagomes behavior, she argued with him more, if anything. Then he finally came to THAT page.
'Dear diary, Today totally sucks. At first it was great, but then I saw the most awesomely great and yet heartbreakingly sad thing ever. Kikyo broke up with Inuyasha, probably because he really doesn't have money himself and never buys her jewelry or anything. It was so sad to watch, because I'm sure she broke Inuyasha's heart. And I know I can't compare to her beauty or her popularity or anything about her. Especially the place she still has in Inuyasha's heart. I'll never compare, even if I'm the one who really loves Inuyasha, not her.'
It's so fun to write somebodies diary! Anyway, that is enough for this chapter.
Inu: L..l...lo.
Kagome: IT'S NOT REALLY MY DIARY! YOU LIAR! NO! LIES!
Inu: I..eh.
Kagome: SIT SIT SIT!
Kyo: Whoa, he didn't do anything, come on now Kagome! What about all those tender moments with Inuyasha in the anime, huh? Or that time he kissed you..or was that Kikyo...well, doesn't matter, you guys look pretty much the same except your not a murderous bitch. Or a dead bitch, if my story is the case.
Kagome: Kissed KIKYO? But she's a CORPSE! EWW!
Inu: I can explain!
Kyo: ANYWAY, tune in next time for chapter 11! Breakfast! Baths! More exciting revelations! Sango is actually important! See you soon!
