I was marveled at what had happened, my eyes wide as I looked myself over. Once, twice... three times? I lost count but damn. Currently? I'm standing in front of a mirror, eyes wide mouth dropped and Hancock beaming behind me. For all the random crap I got, it pulled together quite nicely. I couldn't believe it.

I wore military shoes, heavy duty but still clean enough to pass off as shoes. The jeans I wore had a couple tears in it and bore a heavy blue color, the length of the legs just a tad too long. It was enough to cover up the top part of my shoes (which I thought was amusing) while the heavy belt around my middle kept them to my hips. Not that you could see the belt of course seeing how Hancock's snake miniskirt covered it quite nicely. True to her nature of course she chose a diamondback snakeskin but it was too small for me so us being woman improvised. Releasing the strings as far as they would go, we slipped it over like a battle-skirt. Tightened it hid the belt and potential weapons quite well.

I chest was covered by the black shirt from earlier, the tank with tears in the sides. Overtop I wore a jacket from the military, the same one I'd seen Smoker walk around in at Alabasta. White fluff (all be slightly longer) and the faded words of 'Justice' in the back and everything. I shook my shoulders, feeling the heavy jacket fit comfortably despite its large size. My hands were covered by long gloves up to my elbows, its dark brown leather only buckled around my forearm. The fingertips however were clawed with talons.

Looking myself over once more I hummed in clear surprise.

"Not bad." I stated with a glance towards Hancock. "My approval sister! Great job!"

"Oh, it is nothing." She gushed despite the clear pleased look on her face. That is, until the next sentence left her mouth. Turning away she bared her teeth as she growled lowly. "There is only so much one can do with the pick of man's."

"Now now, no need to get nasty." I chided as I gave myself another twirl. I gave her a smile to help sweeten her currently sour mood. She looked like she had just sucked on a sour key. It worked I think because she blushed and looked vaguely pleased so it must have worked. "Shall we show the men how a woman works her magic then?"

"Indeed, let us." With that she swept with the grace of a true princess. I chuckled but followed her anyways back out onto the deck of her ship. Opening the door I couldn't help but giggle as I watched the huntresses pulling at the male's cheeks. Garp took it in stride, allowing it to happen with a pleased smile while the warlords grumbled in their own ways. Moriah snarled and swatted, Mihawk just stared at them and Doflamingo? Well that fluffy bastard was hiding in his coat, pretending to be a fluff ball or something. The Amazon's stared at him curiously, plucking at his feathers while he remained still and quiet. It was curious but not nearly as curious as the men so he was mostly left alone. Oh the sneaky bastard.

"Kekeke, you look delightful." Moriah crooned with a glare at a nearby puller.

"Yesh, jush wike a Mawine." Garp grinned as yet another pulled on his cheek, mangling his speech.

"SHE'S NOT GONNA BE A MARINE!"

"You are indeed quite the sight." Mihawk agreed as he dodged a hand and came closer (much to the rage of Boa). "Perhaps I might add a thing or two?"

I didn't get to answer as his hands went behind my neck and there was a soft click before he took a step back and snorted. I blinked at him in surprise, glancing down to see something shining brightly on my breast. Picking it up I gave looked at it with a soft gasp. A silver cross with a matching small-link chain. I couldn't even imagine how much that cost. Suddenly he was close again and I flinched as my hands flattened against his chest. I felt his arms slide down my back and to the hoop at the back of my skirt. He hummed as he began doing something behind my back. Then stepping back he grunted in clear amusement.

"There, now you truly look the name." He chuckled as stood far back with a nod of approval. I stared at him for a moment longer before turning to stare at my behind. A long leather whip was tied through the hoop, its length long but light as it barely touched the floor. I frowned at it before turning an eyebrow to Mihawk, my lips pursed and my eyebrow raised.

"I dunno Mihawk, I didn't pin you for the kinky type." I said dryly. He blinked before smirking at me, a mischievous grin crossing his face. I blushed.

"Then, perhaps you should get to know me better." He purred as he took another step forward. I blushed harder. Oh you nasty pri- A loud 'fwump' and suddenly all I could see was bright pink feathers. I staggered back a step as big-blob-oh-pink let loose a low snarling noise, bristling furiously beneath it was undoubtedly Doflamingo. Around us the whole ship went silent as the fluff ball suddenly came to life.

"A-ah, hello Fluffy-kun." I stated with an awkward chuckle. "Nice weather we're having yeah?"

It growled and shook hard at me, apparently telling me where to go and how to get there. In fact, 'Fuffy-kun' seemed to be pretty... dare I say... jealous? I chuckled a little. Aww, so cute. Doing what I presumed was the best idea, I glomped his big fluffy butt. Well, it got his attention... I think. It was pretty hard to tell with all the feathers blocking my view.

"Naw, Fluffy-kuun." I cooed as I nuzzled his oddly smelling feathers. "Are you jealous?"

When he huffed and turned around I noticed his rather hairy legs with a giggle. He sat (or did he squat?) in front of me and let loose a string of rather grumpy grumbles. I chuckled as I gave him rather tall back a gentle pat. Another sigh from the tide of feathers before he leaned into me, giving me a nudge with his side as he settled at my feet.

He's not jealous... He'd have freaked out and laughed about it afterwards. Then why is he so grumpy? I frowned as I itched his shoulder a little harder in thought. I could practically feel him settling under my palms as I glanced over at a ticked Hancock. Why would he be upset? One way to find out.

"Hey, Fluffy-kun." It perked up as he shifted against me. "Let's go for a walk, hmm?"

Immediately Fluffy stood up and went trotting towards the docks again. I rolled my eyes before glancing at Hancock and gave her a wink. "Oh the touches of a woman. I'm taking my pet for a walk, he appears to be e little..ah... unperky. I'll be back soon~"

I trotted after my fluff ball who stood on his extremely long and still hairy legs. Then side by side we walked back into town, just my Fluffy and I. As we walked though, I noticed something odd. My Fluffy-kun evolved into a Featherbutt [1], I simply didn't see that coming. I chuckled as I gave his side a pat, glancing at the shopkeepers around us with a thoughtful hum. "So Featherbutt, what's got your pinky in a twist?"

"Hm? I don't know what you're talking about." he hummed as he turned his face away from me. I rolled my eyes.

"Don't give me that Doflamingo. What's up?" I asked giving him a gentle butt with my shoulder. He frowned at me and I grinned, but he gave me a pout. "Come on Featherfreak, what's up?"

He grumbled at me but kept going. I frowned as I watched him go, curious as to how the hell he could wear that Pink monster in public. I mean, even an average feather fanatic would dull it down a little yet he wore them almost constantly. Constant...Wait. Feathers? Come to think of it, all the other Warlords gave me a piece or two of clothes but I don't see a dab of Dolfa at all.

"Hey Don." He glanced back at me with a tilt of his head. "Where'd that pink monster from earlier go? I figured you'd make me wear it first chance you got."

"Hancock made me put it back." He grumbled unhappily. He gave me a sheepish grin though as he shrugged. "Guess it wasn't part of the 'Kitty' look they were lookin' for."

"Huh?'Kitty' look?" I bristled a little as I snorted. "So they made you put it back did they? Well that sucks badonkadonks. Alright, you have Berri right?"

"A-ah, yeah. Why?"

"Cause I just realized something, we've still got some shopping to do. First stop I need to go to a glasses shop. Secondly, I want a hair cut. Got any objections?"

"N-no."
"Good. Now, come on. I want some Featherbutt touches to this damn costume I've been stuck in." I growled as I marched ahead, my eyes flicking from one shop another in search of my prizes. We walked for a while, searching like the crazy people we were for the things I searched for. I came across two glasses stores but none had what I wanted. The featherbrained fool however found a good hairstyle place so that was eventually where we went first. So, going into the shop Doflamingo coughed up the Berri before I went into a back room and told her exactly what I wanted. Approximately forty-five minutes later I came out with a defiant snort, stomping past a gaping birdbrain and charging onwards to the next store. Two hours later I found what I wanted. "Perfect!"

"Eh? Sunglasses?" Don frowned as he peered over my shoulder curiously. "Why?"

"They look like yours." I answered as I put them on and gave him a smirk. He stared back at me in shock, the purple tinted glasses giving him an oddly heavy look. Then slowly his lips curled up higher then I've ever seen. Then he burst into a fit of cackles that made me snort. Ah, so that was what was bugging him. He didn't a any claims on me. I rolled my eyes behind my glasses, amused.

"Now, lets go show my sexy self to the others shall we?" I chuckled as I gave him a mischievous grin.

"Yes, lets." He cackled as he trotted eagerly ahead of me. I rolled my eyes before jogging to catch up.

"I wonder how Hancock will react." I hummed as I caught up.

"Fufufu~ I can't wait..."

"You're a sadistic person, you do realize that right?" I asked with a roll of my eyes. He ignored me, big surprise. "Feather obsessed weirdo."

The rest of the trip went rather quiet. He was snickering and grinning like the buffoon and I followed behind him, waving at the gaping villagers. The walk wasn't very eventful either save that one child that gave me flowers. I thought it was cute but Dofla being Dofla got jealous of the child and chased her away. It took a couple knocks on his head and some gentle coaxing in order to bring her back where I promptly gave her a hug, apologized for 'Fluffy-kuns bad behavior'. Once I deemed the damage mostly fixed I gave her a hug and went on my way, ignoring Doflamingo the whole way back to the ship.

Their reactions were hilarious to say the least. Then again, one would be shocked as well if I'd left the ship with mid-back length blond hair and came back with pixie cut hair with a long bang on one side that had a fat strip of bright pink down its center. My sunglasses only accented my new do which probably didn't help the shock. So as I walked up the plank and heard the gasps I wasn't shocked to say the least.

"S-sister! What happened to you glorious hair?!"

"Bwahaha! Good! Marines need short hair!"

"SHE ISN'T GOING TO BE A MARINE! WHY DO YOU HAVE PINK?! WHY NOT RED?!"

"I like it." Mihawk hummed as he gave me a nod. "You're longer hair would have been a hassle in a fight. Though I have to admit, pink is rather odd."

"You're a bunch of jerks, that's why!" I snapped stamping my foot. The warlords went silent as I glared at them full force. "If you can't be nice and play on even terms I will fix it with whatever way I can. So if you jerks decide to buttheads to Doflamingo and tell him he's not allowed to buy something because it doesn't fit with your wants then I will cut off my hair and buy sunglasses. Next time, I may find an atrocious looking purple feather coat and waddle around the countryside until I have a parade of pretty duckies and creepy men following me, do you understand?"

"B-but Sister. It was horrid! You obviously didn't get a good look at it becau-"

"I asked if you understood." I snarled, uncaring if I interrupted. "I don't care if you don't like what he picked, you all agreed to share. If he wanted something with pink feathers then yes, you can say your opinions but do not force him to put it back."

The warlords went quiet as I glared at them venomously. They went silent.

"Ya know Kitty, if Doflamingo was really wanted to buy it he could have gone back." Garp pointed out with a frown.

"He is right sister."

"..." I glared at Doflamingo. "Fluffy?"

"I tricked ya." he answered with a hum. "I didn't like the feather thing so I figured I'd get you to choose. Worked eh?"

"Hey Dofly?"

"Hmm?"

"Run you son of a bitch...Run."

Swore in this Chapter as well... D: Oh the SHAME!

So Rejar, I have done as you asked and tried to make sure all my Apostrophes were straight. Twice to three times I had a fight with this damn computer but for you I have prevailed. As to all others, thanks for reading 3 Review and I shall do what I can do to get another chapter up. Innocent law, I POSTED YOU CAN'T KICK ME! As for Mrs. Doflamingo... I hope you like this chapter. You aren't allowed to send your crazy friends after my ass. For all other... REVIEW DAMMIT! REEEVIEW!

[1] Digemon- Because I could