Author's Note: Review Notes!Huzzah! But of course this means I have to give an apology to everyone who requested more KratosxYuan. Oh well.

Nife: Apology. I'm glad you think my story is friggin hilarious.

Nakoya: Apology. And yes, here is an update, and there usually be a new chapter every day, unless I am really busy.

131Kratos: Alright, alright. Keep reading, please.

Kazen: Apology. Here is another great chapter.

Brandy Mallory: Apology. YOUR CITY DOESN'T HAVE A TACO BELL? That's gotta be like, illegal.

Fallenangel9493: Kranna won't really work in this story, so I guess Kratos won't really have a relationship. Oh well.

The Maiden of the Mist: Apology. Hooray for Arnold Schwarzaicantspellhislastname.

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Absolute Tableness: Apology. And I'm not really sure why you think it's one of the funniest stories ever, but I am still flattered.

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Thank you to everyone who reviews, you guys are awesome! If I accidently missed someone reviewing, please let me know ASAP!

Now that I'm done apologizing and acknoledging the reviews, it's time for the disclaimer! With Sheena Fujiyabashi or whatever her name is!

Me: So Sheena..are you really goth?

Sheena: I dunno. Do I get to rant in front of the readers?

Me: No, but you get to say the disclaimer.

Sheena: (sighs) Namco owns Tales of Symphonia, and Apple owns iPod and all that stuff.

Chapter Nine: Crazy Goth Ninja...or is she?

"Sosa Trail?" Lloyd asked really stupidly. "Like, as in Sammy Sosa?"

"You're an idiot, Lloyd," Colette informed him. "It's the Ossa Trail."

"Salsa Trail?"

"Shut it," Genis said angrily. "Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider."

"Pointy haired kid," Kratos replied to him. "We all know that Lloyd is a dumbass, so just shut up."

"Your hair is pointy too!" Genis shot back.

"Your's is pointy-ER!" Colette suddenly yelled. Pretty soon they were all screaming and yelling at each other angrily except for Raine. She just sat down and read a book.

A few hours later..

Raine had finished her book. Everyone was still screaming and yelling, and Raine could have finished probably about twenty books. But they had to get this regeneration thing done, so she broke it up.

"Everyone stop yelling about stupid things!" she yelled at them. "OR I SHALL BEAT YOU ALL SENSELESS!"

Everyone shut up and continued walking. Most of them had been beaten by Raine before, and ALL of them knew it was horrible. So they figured they weren't going to piss her off.

"We are finally at the Ossa Trail," Kratos informed them all, but no one seemed to care.

"Yeah yeah yeah.." Kratos muttered to himself. "No one ever listens to stupid auburn hair Kratos..I WILL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP!"

"What was that!" Genis asked frightened. "What did you say!"

"Uhhmm...err.." Kratos stammered uneasily. "I will feed you all um, KRILL in your sleep. Hehehe.." I really need to shut the hell up, he thought, angry at himself.

"I like krill," Lloyd said thoughtfully, to no one in particular, mostly to himself. "But I like Taco Bell a lot more. It's really good. Blah blah-" He rambled for a few hours about Taco Bell, a topic near and dear to his heart, and then they moved on.

"Ugh.." they heard a female voice moan. "I hate being out in the sun."

"What!" Lloyd exclaimed and sprung into action. "What was that!"

"Oh. Hey you!" said Sheena as she came out of hiding. "Is the Chosen of Mana with you guys? I kinda want to get this over with, since I'm out in daylight." She pulled out her iPod and listened to My Chemical Romance.

"Chosen?" Lloyd asked suspiciously. "Oh yeah that's Col- hey is that a Mini?"

"Yeah," Sheena said, unemotionally and quiet as usual. "You like it?"

"Totally!" Lloyd exclaimed enthusiastically. "All I have is a Nano, because they quit selling Minis."

"Sucks," Sheena said. "Now back to my question- is the Chosen with you?"

"That's me," Colette replied, not really paying attention. "I don't sign autographs thought, but if you really really want-"

"Oh, well, then you're going to die," was Sheena's unemotional and quiet response. Dejavu. Okay, I'll stop using the same adjectives over and over again.

"Over and Over Again? I have that song on my iPod." Lloyd said. He heard me talking? "Yeah, I hear every word that you say. It's kind of depressing when you describe me as a dumbass."

Listen to me Lloyd Irving. Zeldafan422, the mighty author, weaves the story. He is in complete control of you, and could kill you off anytime. I advise you do not listen to the voices anymore.

Everyone was in absolute shock and there was silence. Until stupid, klutzy Colette tripped and fell on the switch, making Sheena fall into that hole.

"Yes," they heard her say down there. "Darkness..."

"Oh no!" Colette said. "She didn't die!"

"It's alright Colette," Lloyd responded sympathetically. "There's always next time."

"We should be moving on," Kratos informed them all. "White Hair, Chosen, Dumbass,Crazy,let's go!"

"You're as bad as the movies," Lloyd whined.

They walked up the Ossa Trail some more, fought some enemies, openeda few chests, yada yada yada. Okay. Once they saved (Lloyd was still a little reluctant about the whole shiny circle thing), they walked down the hill and a giant board fell down at their feet.

"AHH!" screamed Lloyd. "Oh, it's just you."

"Thanks guys," she said. "I was really in the mood for some darkness."

"Oh!" Raine said, figuring there was a way to get out of it. "You're welcome!"

"I'm still going to kill you, you know," Sheena informed them all to their dismay. She pulled off her outer black robes and suddenly got all hyper.

"HOLY CRAP!" Genis yelled in shock. "SHE WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE GOTH!"

"Time to die!" Sheena yelled, and summoned one of those weird spirits that her grandpa gave her. (The cool music came on as the battle began)

"I'm gonna get you!" Lloyd yelled and ran up to hack away with his swords. He got a few hits in, but then Sheena used Pyre Seal and he fell on his ass.

"HEY!" he screamed angrily. "NO FAIR!"

"Retard," Kratos said to him, as he casted Fireball at Sheena. Then he ran up and slashed at her several times, because as usual, Kratos was fighting the whole battle for them.

Genis was standing in the back with his kendama (there, I won't call it paddle ball anymore), and was using all of his little dinky, ineffective for now, magic spells.

Lloyd, was still sitting on his ass.

Colette was throwing her frisebees (These, I'm still not gonna call chakrams) at Sheena and was casting Ray Thrust and all of her other attack things.

Genis finished the ninja off with Aqua Edge, and said his screwed victory line, but nothing is really coming to me right now.

"Next time!" Sheena said with new found energy. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" She teleportted and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Wow," Lloyd exclaimed. "What a damn basketcase. Let's get some Taco Bell."

"I still can't get over the fact that she was pretending to be Goth," said a very surprised Genis.

"I want to be her friend!" Colette said, and for a change wasn't mean.

"You are a dumbass just like Lloyd," Raine informed her. "She is an assassin, and she will try to kill you at all costs."

"Sounds really friendly!" Colette exclaimed in utter delight.

"Dot dot dot," Kratos said, to no one in particular.

End Chapter Nine

Next up is Chapter Ten: Izoold and Palmacoasta! Know what that means? Of course you don't, so that's why I'm telling you. Every ten chapters Lloyd will have a new favorite fast-food restaurant! I'm letting you, the readers, get to vote on it. Whatever restaurant gets the most votes will be Lloyd's obsession for the next ten chapters!