Don't own the song or Hetalia.

The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
finding parking spaces,

"Aiyah! We're never going to find a parking space in this chaos!" China shouted. He, Shanghai, Beijing, and Hong Kong were going Christmas shopping.

"Then why'd you chose this time, teacher?" Hong Kong wondered out loud.

"Don't smart mouth me Hong Kong- Shanghai, put your phone away!" He yelled, catching Shanghai in the rearview mirror texting.

Shanghai rolled her eyes.

"I'm 1261 years old, brother." She said loudly. "I'm pretty sure I can take care of myself."

"She has a point, as much as I hate to admit it." Beijing said.

"Still!" China snapped. He scanned the parking lot. "Now, to find a parking space…"

(kid) daddy I want some candy,

"Daaaad!" Sealand whined. "Can I have some candy? Please?"

"Now, Sealand…" Finland said nervously, as people were starting to stare at the two of them. "We can get some candy later…"

"But dad! I want candy! CANDY!" Sealand demanded.

"Sealand, please!" Finland snapped. "Shopping first. I'll come back and buy you candy. I promise."

"Pinky promise?" Sealand asked.

"Pinky promise. Now come on." Finland said.

donations,

"Please sir…just a small donation will do…" The man said, following Australia around.

"For the last blinkin' time mate!" Australia yelled. "I'm broke!"

"Don't give me that!" The man snapped. "You're lying, I know it!"

"ARGH!" Australia shouted.

facing my in-laws

"When will this be over?" Bucharest groaned. Budapest rolled her eyes.

"Relax, Buc, it's just for a couple hours." She said. "And besides, Nover's pretty nice."

"Unless you're Romanian." Bucharest mumbled under his breath.

"Did I hear something?" Hungary called innocently from the kitchen.

Bucharest groaned.

"I hate these visits."

five months of bills,

"Great. Now I have a huge pile of bills to pay off." Switzerland ranted. "How am I going to pay them off? Loans are too much of a hassle…"

"Loans? Too much hassle? Wake up, Switzy! You're a country! You're filthy rich!" Bern whisper/shouted.

"Sh! You want him to hear us?!" Geneva hissed.

"No…but still." Bern grumbled. 'He's a freakin' country for god's sake! Loans are easy to pay off, for him."

"Then again, he's Switzerland." Zurich said.

writing out those Christmas cards,

"Writing…writing…and still writing…" Dublin complained out loud.

"When I'm done, I never wanna see another Christmas card again!" Edinburgh declared.

"Well said." Ireland agreed. Scotland only grumbled.

"When England comes back, I swear I'll wring his neck out…" He muttered.

hangovers,

A few hours later, Germany and Berlin found Prussia lying face down on a sidewalk.

"Prussia...oh Prussia…wake up, Prussia…" Berlin sang, nudging him with his foot.

"What…? Holy Rome, is that you?" Prussia mumbled. "Go away…"

"Prussia… WAKE UP!" Germany yelled.

"Go away Austria...you prissy aristocrat…mm…oh Hungary…" Prussia mumbled in his sleep.

"Um…why don't we just put him in the car?" Berlin suggested her face red. Germany nodded, his face equaled red.

now why the hell are they blinking?

"Well, the lights are up." Naples cheered. Sicily frowned.

"Uh, Romano, why are they blinking?" She asked. Romano raised an eyebrow.

"Aren't they supposed to blink?" Romano asked.

Sicily shook her head.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

and finding a Christmas tree,

"I'd rather be surfing!" Florida sang as she skipped down the rows of trees. "Or be on the beach!"

"Shut it!" Arkansas snapped as she dragged a tree along. "Help-me-drag-this-tree!"

"Oh, hey guys!" Alabama sang. Then she looked at the tree Arkansas was dragging along. "Where'd you find that one?"

"Oh, there was this place near the back of the lot which had a lot of perfectly good trees in it. Can you believe it?" She laughed. Alabama looked at her weirdly.

"Um…Arkansas, you do realize those trees were there because they were…well…infected."

"INFECTED?! EW!" Arkansas dropped the tree and ran for her dear life. Florida turned to Alabama.

"And this is why I'd rather be surfing." She said.