A/N: here is the next chapter!!
When he got hmes he feasted on breakdast serials to drowz his pain because he was so in leo v with hurt but eatin maed him sick so he trhew up.
And teh bunny loked at him as if to sak him why he was doing taht.
And Jonathan said, 'Oh, my dear Ichabod, you just don't understand. I could never impress a woman like that! Look at her slender body and her ebony locks and her painted cheeks. She's so beautiful, and I am so hideous!'
But tehn his oodrball rang and he oepened it and he saw it was Teh Joker! And he said, 'Hey, bitch!'
Teh Scarewi never was a good judge of caharcter and so he ahd the frneds of Joseph Kerr. Akak teh Joker. And he was teh Brits.
'Oh, I am so glad you are here. I needed someone to talk to. The woman I am pursuing is quite difficult to figure out,' he said sadly. And tehn teh Joker puts down a line of wot Jonatahn thought was sugar but tehn the jOker sniffed it and teh Scarecrow asked, 'What on earth is that bizarre substance?'
'IITSSS CRACK BITCH!' said teh Joker.
'Well, that's all very good, but how does that help me?'
And tehn the Joker said, 'Go get teh Monopoly board.'
So Jonathan got the monopolya board and he said, 'How on earth are you going to relate this to the predicament I am in?'
And teh Joker said 'All in good time, my friend.'