Yo. ;) I'm updating foolz. lmao, No don't kill me. Uh yeah, next chapter will be the last! So... enjoy, yeah.

Warnings- ;) Yaoiyaoiyaoi! SasuNaru, and just a tint of KakaIru so yeah. and Swearing.

000

"Aww Fuck" Naruto said, managing to not slur his words. Kyuubi chuckled darkly in the back of his mind, and Naruto swore again. He stumbled forward, reaching for the wall, so he could lead himself to Sasuke's bedroom, intent on finding out what the hell Sasuke had been talking about.

He pushed the bedroom door open, bleary eyes searching for Sasuke's form, and settling on a lump under the bedcovers. He didn't bother with shutting the door, instead moving forwards, happy that they had finally gotten the air conditioner fixed. He climbed onto the end of Sasuke's bed, crawling forward on his hands and knees.

As soon as the bed decreased, Sasuke sat up, bumping foreheads with Naruto.

"Fuck!" They both exclaimed, hands reaching up to slap onto the affected part of their skulls.

"The fuck are you doing, Naruto?" Sasuke exclaimed when the pain subsided, eyes blinking fiercly in the dark as Naruto moved forward. The Uchiha scooted back, until his back was against the headboard, and Naruto was inches from his face.

"What do you mean, you know how to win?" Naruto whispered, eyes locked on the others, even as Sasuke raised an eyebrow in question.

"Because I do?" He answered, sleep plaguing his answers. Naruto scowled, blue eyes watching Sasuke's dark ones. He frowne,d and leaned forward, capturing Sasuke's lips in a heated kiss. He didn't wait for Sasuke to admit him permission to enter his mouth, instead just pushing his tongue in, Sasuke battling for dominance. The bet completely left both of their minds, as Naruto shed Sasuke's shirt, breaking the kiss just long enough to throw it over the others head. It landed somewhere in the room, and Naruto didn't care, as he attached his lips to Sasuke's neck.

Sasuke let out a breathy moan, fingers reaching to tangle theirselves in Naruto's hair as the tan man bit down on his collarbone. Naruto's lips trailed down Sasuke's chest, blue eyes focused on Sasuke's face, watching every reaction and committing it to his memory. Sasuke's cheeks were pink and flushed, and his lips were a bit swollen from the earlier kiss. Naruto grinned wickedly, as he tugged down the waistband of Sasuke's boxers.

Sasuke felt a dart of panic attack him as his boxers were tugged down, and he quickly reached down to shove Naruto off of him, also causing the shorter male to fall off the bed. Naruto stared up at him confused, even as Sasuke pulled his boxers up.

And then he smiled. "I know how to win!" He sung out, darting from the room before Sasuke had half a mind to throw the kunai knife resting on his nightstand at him.

"Oh shit." Sasuke murmured, burying his head in his hands.

000

Naruto was in a incredible mood the next day. He knew how to win! But sadly, so did Sasuke, so Naruto would have to win before him!

The Kyuubi container raced to Ichiraku's, deciding that it was time for him to treat himself to some Ramen. He smiled happily at anyone who passed, and earned his fair share of glares from the male population, who were missing their female... and male companions. Naruto just shrugged his shoulders, ordering a couple of bowls as he sat down.

"Hi Naruto!"

Naruto turned to catch a flash of pink, before Sakura was sitting down next to him, and ordering her own bowl.

"Hi Sakura!" He exclaimed happily, reaching for his first bowl of ramen.

"What did you get laid or something? Or wait, did you lay Sasuke?" She said, suspiciously staring at him with her eyes narrowed.

"No. But I know how to win!" Naruto exclaimed around a mouthful of ramen, causing Sakura to wipe several noodles off her face. She peered at the ecstatic face of Naruto, and shook her head.

"How so?" She questioned, taking a delicate bite of her ramen, watching as Naruto devoured bowl after bowl. Naruto said something, and Sakura had to remove more noodles from her hair. She waited until he swallowed to ask again.

"It's a secret. Last night, I figured it out, because when I came home Sasuke told me that he knew how." Naruto said, slurping up the last of the noodles, and wiping his face on his sleeve. Sakura quirked an eyebrow. For a moment earlier, she had thought that one of them had finished the bet, just because almost everyone knew how the two were after sex. Well everyone in the village had probably seen the men having sex actually. Sasuke didn't exactly care what people saw, and he had Naruto wrapped around his finger. (A/N- I COULDN'T HELP IT :D)

Sakura grinned at the pun, as she finished off her noodles.

"Lemme just warn you guys to not come over tonight." Naruto said, paying for both him and Sakura, before darting off, Sakura shaking her head at the other.

'Well this is pretty interesting...' She thought to herself, leaving the ramen booth as well.

000

Sasuke was hot and sweaty, and he blamed it all on Naruto. He removed his shirt, and then his shoes, setting them off to the side, and glancing around, praying that his fanclub wasn't anywhere near. With sweat dripping down his face, he slammed into Kakashi, sending the elder backwards, before the clone disappeared in a poof, and Sasuke leapt into the air. He watched as several shuriken buried themselves in the ground where he had been standing seconds earlier. The seals were formed, and Sasuke sent a fireball spinning to where the weapons had flew from, and jumped back once more, even more sweat beads forming on his body.

Kakashi appeared next to him, and Sasuke swung his foot up to block the kick that his elder threw at him, both of them sliding backwards from the impact.

"You're a little distracted today, Sasu-kun" Kakashi taunted, earning a grunt in response as Sasuke dived to avoid three Kunai heading his way. He rolled in the dirt, and threw four back. "How's the bet going?" Kakashi added, flitting away from the weapons, as Sasuke slid to his feet, before the clone of him disappeared, and Kakashi felt cold metal against his neck.

"Who's distracted?" Sasuke said, before pocketing the kunai, the two going around and gathering their weapons. "Fucked up. I know how to win, and now, so does Naruto." He said, sliding up the bottom of his shorts, and sliding four kunai into their holster.

"Really?" Kakashi said, one eye glancing up to eye his former student.

"Really." Sasuke said, scowling darkly, as he wiped up most of the sweat on his body with his shirt, and slipped on his shoes. He didn't bother putting the shirt back on, now that it was sopping wet with sweat. "I'll still win though." Sasuke added, a bit cockily. He waved to Kakashi, and the silverhaired jounin waved back, watching as the slim figure left the training grounds.

'He better win, or I owe Iruka three sex-free nights.' He thought, shaking his head as he gathered the rest of his knives.