Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: They'll bring up anything in chat... Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating:T
Couples: Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evira
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Suggestive Content, very minor but still, warnings must be given*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: I was chatting with a friend from the FFnet world; And we were talking of character, names which lead me to tell her to choose by looking at name "definitions", then I thought "Woah, the windsors would have SO much fun searching the definitions of each others names, and the Tweedles? 'nuff said." R&R
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch
Topic: Who is much more muchier then the rest?
WhiteRabbit: Really?
Alice: Tweedles
WhiteRabbit: of course...
-TweedleEth, tweedles have signed in-
TweedleEth: I am offended.
tweedles: as am I!
TweedleEth: It twas NOT us
Alice: First it probably was, Second wheres Evan's account
tweedles: I got locked out :(
WhiteRabbit: WHO is brave enough for that?
TweedleEth: Duchess, she hacked him.
Alice: :O Why did she not tell me this
tweedles: She's recovering
Alice: EVAN!
TweedleEth: No, he means...
tweedles: that she has to repair her laptop screen, redo her hard drive.
TweedleEth: very smart of her to have one of those outside memories
tweedles: she's very smart
TweedleEth: and cute
tweedles: and funny
TweedleEth: and lovely
WhiteRabbit: GUYS!
tweedles: :o
TweedleEth: yes dear Rabbit?
WhiteRabbit: Why did you destroy her computer?
tweedles: Oh we didn't, at least not intentionally
WhiteRabbit: ?
Alice: Explain.
TweedleEth: Well we were...playing
tweedles: yes and she was running away and so we chased her ^_^
TweedleEth: Evan caught her... in quite the predicament
tweedles: so I wrapped her up
TweedleEth: and tried to kiss her
tweedles: but she smirked and swerved
TweedleEth: ends up kissing me
tweedles: gasps and backs away
TweedleEth: into her desk causes it to fall
tweedles: everything crashes *BAM* and and and
TweedleEth: her laptop fell, and her books
tweedles: and her candles
TweedleEth: her CD's
tweedles: her pretty pretty twin angel figurine..
Alice: WHAT?
WhiteRabbit: you guys chased her around..in her "dorm"?
Alice: Forget that, the porcelain angel figure broke? :(
tweedles: Yes
TweedleEth: she was very very sad
tweedles: said it was very very special
Alice: It was her birthday gift...
WhiteRabbit: oh Kurt..
-Duchess, TweedleEv, and Dormouse have signed in-
Alice: it's fine. She can get it repaired
Duchess: No I can't
TweedleEth: We can!
TweedleEv: or replaced!
Alice: One of a kind...
tweedles: :)
WhiteRabbit: Kurt think who you're talking to
Dormouse: they replaced the vase Mother sent me for my birthday...that I broke
Alice: that thing was Ming dynasty!
TweedleEth: and a PERFECT match
WhiteRabbit: I thought you'd gotten over the money thing
Alice: I have
Duchess: then whats throwing you here?
Alice: Who sends Reed, while knowing full well his stability issues, a Ming Dynasty vase
TweedleEth: oh that's simple
TweedleEv: yes definitely
Alice: well?
Duchess: Mommy's personal shopper
tweedles: exactly!
Dormouse: :/ I liked it
Duchess: oh, darling. It is probably beautiful
Dormouse: ^_^
Duchess: Dear?
Alice: yeah?
WhiteRabbit: you answer to it now?
Duchess: You bubble wrapped it and put it up right?
Alice: Two layers.
Dormouse: :|
Duchess: love you!
TweedleEth: Love you
TweedleEv: love you!
Alice: love you!
Duchess: NOT YOU! xD
Dormouse: :)
WhiteRabbit: so rude
Alice: hush you
WhiteRabbit: okay
Duchess: -insert comment made by Wevid leading to you labeling them ex-friends for the rest of the conversation-
WhiteRabbit: -insert hazel-eyed brunette stealing oreos from fellow brunette with emerald eyes-
Duchess: -insert le gasp-
Alice: -insert le beating.. you freaks senseless-
tweedles: with his words!
Dormouse: xD heehee
Duchess: speaking of those narnians, where are they?
Alice: doing their project
Duchess: on?
WhiteRabbit: how names can actually reflect a person?
Duchess: like the definitions actually fit the person?
Alice: yup
Dormouse: wonder what mine means
Duchess: probably endearing
Dormouse: :o
tweedles: Reed - Red or cleared lands
WhiteRabbit: nice.
TweedleEth: Blaine - meaning Yellow
Alice: x|
WhiteRabbit: oh shut it
Dormouse: do Kurt, do Kurt!
TweedleEv: okay!
tweedles: Kurt - meaning courteous
WhiteRabbit: solid
Alice: POT! meat kettle
Dormouse: you mean "meet" Kurt...
Alice: No. I don't
Duchess: O_O, my loves move on to Wesley or David
TweedleEth: Wesley - western meadow
TweedleEv: David - beloved
tweedles: AWE!
Duchess: haha cute
Alice: very :P
Duchess: oh Me next me next!
Alice: yours probably means fabulous
Duchess: awe
Dormouse: pretty
TweedleEv: Stunning o_o
Duchess: seriously?
TweedleEth: no he was guessing too xD
tweedles: Kira has different meanings for different cultures
Alice: and?
Duchess: GO ON
TweedleEth: Gaelic - Dark
TweedleEv: Russian - Sun or Throne
tweedles: Japanese - Glitter
Alice: better then mine
Duchess: glitter..seriously?
WhiteRabbit: you're given dark and throne and yet "glitter" is your choice of annoyance?
Dormouse: I think they all fit...
Duchess: Explain yourself small one
Alice: Kira..xP
Dormouse: Dark - you have raven hair, sun - your really bright and happy, glitter - you are ALL personality
Duchess: throne?
Dormouse: IM handle?
Duchess: clever ginger :)
Dormouse: :o ^_^
tweedles: MOVING ON
TweedleEth: Logan - hollow
WhiteRabbit: (Wesley: too easy, David: flirty agreeance)
Duchess: xD shhh!
TweedleEv: Shane - god is gracious
WhiteRabbit: god has a sense of humor -.-'
Alice: Blaine..:p
TweedleEth: did you know Shane is actually a form of John?
Duchess: in WHAT world?
Alice: that's special
Dormouse: so's Shane
Duchess: awe!
Alice: okay okay, uhhh.. hm. Ooh Bailey?
tweedles: :)
TweedleEv: Bailey - bailiff
Alice: accurate
WhiteRabbit: you don't know the half of it...
Duchess: how about Jules?
Alice: really?
Duchess: what?
Alice: you call him Jules?
Duchess: Logan does it so much it was bound to happen
tweedles: Julian - down-bearded youth
Duchess: uhh?
Dormouse: I don't get it
WhiteRabbit: basically it means someone young with a really soft beard
Duchess: okay, that's an extra special glimpse no one needed, moving on
Alice: who's next?
WhiteRabbit: how about Derek?
Duchess: jerk? self-centered? egotistical? harsh?
Alice: issues?
Duchess: No. -.-
TweedleEth: Derek - ruler of the people
Duchess: WE HAVE A WINNER
TweedleEv: such a fitting name for the king of hearts :)
Duchess: broken hearts...
tweedles: we're sensing some hostility
TweedleEth: shall we come cuddle you?
Duchess: You are not to enter my room until all is back where it should be...
tweedles: :o?
Duchess: ...evil boys
TweedleEv: Awe..but it wasn't our fault
Duchess: oh nevermind, next name?
WhiteRabbit: Reeds turn
Reed: oh umm..Micah
Duchess: Okay I know that one
Alice: really?
Duchess: it's my nephews name
TweedleEth: tell us, Duchess
Duchess: don't you two know?
TweedleEv: we want you to tell
Duchess: Micah - Who is similar?
Alice: seriously?
Duchess: yes, ? and all
Alice: and your sibling named there kid this
Duchess: no I'm an only. its a close friend of mine who I chat with ALL the time, Micah calls me Aunty
WhiteRabbit: Okay, you twins' turns
Duchess: Oh, yes tell us!
Alice: oh yes :D come on you two
TweedleEv: Ethan - strong, firm, impetuous
TweedleEth: Evan - god is gracious, or swift!
Duchess: Kurt
Alice: I know
WhiteRabbit: sick
Dormouse: that's really eerie
tweedles: we know! ^_^
Duchess: we miss any impor...oh..Dwight!
Alice: Yes!
TweedleEth: Dwight - Mountain of Zeus
Duchess: O_O I will buy you ALL dinner if you let me tell him
Alice: too late
Duchess: twins..
Dormouse: O_O theres no girls in here
Alice: that was Dwight
WhiteRabbit: Okay when the twins get back we need Hansel
Duchess: oh I've been meaning to ask...
tweedles: hehe, awe..sorry Duchess.
TweedleEv: we'll buy you dinner
TweedleEth: definitely ^_^
tweedles: Hansel - god is gracious
Duchess: okay its freaky all those gracious ones are friends.
Alice: I know
WhiteRabbit: what were you wanting to ask Kira?
Duchess: hmm? oh why do you IM when you share a dorm?
Alice: easier.
Dormouse: safer
WhiteRabbit: more homework gets done when we aren't in the same room
Duchess: ahhh, I see
tweedles: Not nearly as fun though
Duchess: of course its not, oh if your doing homework..does that mean I'm distracting you?
Alice: No I'm actually done
WhiteRabbit: finished
Dormouse: Did it in my free block
TweedleEth: We don't mind
Alice: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
WhiteRabbit: both of you
TweedleEv: We have very good grades
tweedles: thank you very much.
Duchess: yeah well, ever since you started abducting me; mine are slipping so I should go
TweedleEth: D:
TweedleEv: D:
tweedles: D:?
Alice: wow, bye K!
Duchess: haha, bye K! and R and B and E and E!
WhiteRabbit: see ya
Dormouse: goodnight
tweedles: don't leave us :(
Duchess: call me and we can phone chat until Im done my homework
TweedleEth: okay!
-Duchess has signed out-
TweedleEv: night Alice and dear Dormouse
TweedleEth: sleep well White Rabbit!
Alice: bye?
-TweedleEth, TweedleEv, and tweedles have signed out-
Dormouse: Im off too I wanna finish my painting
Alice: bye..
-Dormouse has signed out-
WhiteRabbit: well this cleared out
Alice: HSM or Twilight
WhiteRabbit: Nobody likes the Cullens
Alice: They dress impeccably
WhiteRabbit: uh huh
Alice: None are as cute as you though
WhiteRabbit: I'll go make popcorn
Alice: I'll set up the movie.
-Alice and WhiteRabbit have signed out-
A/N: Well! That was torture, if I missed any major characters I apologize or if you wanna know what my name book says about your name PM me! Reviews are lovely lovely Klainebows!
Bonus Definition:
Adam - To Be Red. O_O