Disclaimer: I am not going to say anything. You already know.
O.K.A: MUHAHAHA! The Global Game Character Runway has begun! BUT WILL LARXENE HAVE THE... CHARACTER-NESS... TO GET PAST THE AUDITIONS!
Akuseru: She lost it...
HotWolf: Larxene is in for tough competition! She is against many game characters such as-
RockinWater: SEPHERIOTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: GASP! YOU SAID SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAME!
Sepheriotha: I will not let her win! EVEN IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
O.K.A: (Kicks Sepheriotha's but out of the Authoress's note chatroom) Meddling OCs... Ok... Before I go on, I would like to say sorry to aNGel-LigHTniNG for not thanking her last chapter and to Nightshroud and SharleaNorth for spelling their name wrong! -.-... Can Axel-poo say thankies?
HotWolf: AHEM! You reviewers shall be honored by being thankied-ifed by moi! Thank you: aNGel-LigHTniNG, Mooncry, Nightshroud, SharleaNorth, RunningSnow, FredandGeorgewinsoftheC.O.C.A, Following Padfoot's Pawprints, tiuannemei, Iris Goddess of Rainbows, Ellie0223, duffer13, Zaz9-zaa0, Crying-Nocturne-XI, Rioxane12 and biggest thanks of all to Evil Genius of the COCA for going back and reviewing all O.K.A's chapters! (So I give you Thankies, nine times over!) XP ALSO THANKIES TO Bubbler Nuggets for her lovely, lovely, lovely review that boosted Oathkeepera's ego by 5,000 percent. Thank you.
O.K.A: (Sigh) I NEED PLOT BUNNIES! Ideas people! IDEAS! Please re-review your ideas to me. Plus I need things that Larxene will need to do for the GGCR! SO HELP! (Wave an SOS sign)
Larxene: Until then, ENJOY YOUR CHAPTER!
The Nymph Defect
Chapter 10: Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?
"9 X 3 equals?"
(The totally random prologue that I felt like putting in... I dunno... Just felt like it... so yeah... do come here often?)
"MUHAHAHA! BACK YOU HEARTLESS FAN GIRLS! BACK! BACK!"
Evil Genius of the COCA was laughing... evilly. The thousands of fangirls flee in her evilness of her new evil genius invention. THE ANTI-HEARTLESS FANGIRL TASER. Now she is testing it right now and it seems it's doing very well! "i will not lev here wthout mi babi, AXEL!" screamed one Heartless Fangirl, but the Evil Genius chased her away! "MUHAHAHA! EVILNESS!"
"George! What are you doing?"
Our Evil Genius stopped her Anti-Heartless Fangirlingness and turned around to face FredandGeorgeofC.O.C.A with a great big pout that would make you say, "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Come on readers! Say "Awwwww!"
"George, we have to work on the other evil Anti-Heartless Fangirl weapons! Bubbler Nuggets, the "Fashion" star wants this place Anti-Fangirlifed. She says the fans would cut too much into her 'PIAZA' time for her fashion and poetry," Fred said as he rolled his eyes. Evil Genius aka George gave a small groan, "Fine, Fine! But later is COCA time for chasing fangirls!"
BURGER KING! LAWLZ!
Excusez-moi, my poor, poor readers. The Authoress must have confused you in that WTF moment. If it weren't for the fact, the Authoress has never had a freakin Burger King meal since before summer and now her father is asking what she would want to eat. She would have never said Burger King. Thank you for your understanding. Now let's cut into Larxene's story now.
Larxene grubbed profoundly as she sat in her 6 by 5 meter room wearing a freaking pink dress with ruffles for god's sake! Her two antennas are curled in such away that it would look like daisies were popping out of her head, eyeliner so thick that some people might confuse her for an emo, a blush so strong that it looks like she was a freaking tomato-Oh and did I metchan that she has to wear a freaking pink dress with ruffles? She was defiantly pissed... Larxene made a note to herself. NEVER EVER! Have a make over by Marluxia. Period. Exclamation mark.
Outside her door, Demyx was whining about how he doesn't want his sitar pink, Axel was trying to cook something to eat for the sake of not eating another Burger King, Namine and Roxas were having... BONDING (cough cough) time, Zexion was reading the fangirl dictionary and Marluxia was pounding on the door, trying horribly to get her out.
"FORGET IT MARLY! Sepheritoha has already won for godsake! There is no way I get this thing right!"
There was another pounding and Larxene slammed her foot into the door, cause Marluxia to yelp a bit.
Larxene gave a long sigh and leaned against the wall, trying to relax as she replayed the day's events.
"Oh darling, are you ok?"
For a moment, Larxene almost screamed for the fear that some how Marluxia was able to teleport to her room but was surprised to see the J.O.K.E.Rs and some else with aqua blue eyes and nugget gold long hair. She raised one of her eyebrows, "What are you guys doing here?"
Angel Lightening answered bluntly, "Because the phenomenal power of the oh so great Authoress has put us in a somewhat demented world of words that no one could comprehend. Some say it's the 13 dimension. While others say that Authoress is on crack, which she might be on coke-cola which is most likely. Doctors are not too sure with conditions but they are sure it's not serious."
Blink. Blink. "What?"
"ANYWAYS!" interrupted Duffer, casting a glance at Angel Lightening with her superior, non-sensible knowledge, "We figured out you needed some help so we, J.O.K.E.Rs along with Blubber Nuggets and other unsuspecting reviewers are willing to help."
Blink. Blink. "What about Marly and the others?"
"They are lost in the time space continu-whatever thingy," said Rioxane in a matter of factly, sipping a Larxenebucks Frappacino, "Oh and the girl to the right of me is Blubber Nuggets by the way." She gestured to the aqua eyed girl, who in turn gave a very big smile, "So this is the darling, Larxene! Anyways, my name is Blubber Nuggets but you can call me Bubbles or BN!"
Blink. Blinkkkkkkkkk. Blink. "Bubbles?... as long as it's not as bad as Marluxia's style..."
"Oh don't worry, everything will be just fine," said Amakura sweetly, tugging Larxene to make her sit on a chair in the middle of the room, "It won't hurt a bit!"
Blink. "Won't-Hurt-A-bit???"
"Relax, we are only going to do a few snips here and there," said Sharlea as she pulled out a pair of measuring tapes and past one to Nocturne as Zaa-zaz tied Larxene down with her whip, "It will only take a few minutes.
But somewhere in Larxene's gut, she knew that she was doomed. Blink. Blink.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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MUST READ BELOW!
The Authoress now takes time to tell everybody that she is an idiot and has to work harder on the Japanese names of KH characters. Ok, first off AKUSERU DOESN'T MEAN LARXEL. Akuseru is actually Axel's Japanese name (I think...) and Larxene's name is Rakushinu... So in fact, Larxel is Akushinu or Rakuseru... I apogees to the readers and hope that this mistake doesn't affect your life. Please do not come and butcher me with a knife. I am only a little girl! Well, sort of! Oh well... AkuseruxRakushinu FOREVER! LOL!
No, I will not go back and change Akuseru's name to Akushinu or Rakuseru because Akuseru is WAY CUTER! Besides, I'm a lazy -censored-
End of the End of the World Message
Now continue the randomness of this story!
TEACHERS ARE EVIL!
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To Marluxia, it was only 3 seconds before Larxene came out of the room.
To Larxene, it was 2 hours, 34 minutes and 26 seconds before she saw Marluxia staring at her.
Stupid time continu-whatever thingy!
"Oh my flowers! Larxene you look beautiful!"
She gave a weak cough and sighed. Her hair has been greatly fixed to that her two bangs were now braids down the side of her face and her once short hair is now curled a slight. Her heavy make-up was now reduced to the plain and simple which gave her an angel-like shine. Her pink ruffles dress was changed into a black knee length skirt with a strapless mini with yellow lightening bolt down the middle.
Demyx was grinning as he lead out a hand to Larxene, "Bubbles was stricter on the dressing eh?" Larxene coughed again and grasped on the hand, "Too-wheez-much face-wheez-powder!" Demyx patted her back until a light bulb sprung in Larxene's head.
"Hey Demyx."
"Yeah."
"How do you know Bubbler Nuggets and how did she get in my room?"
"Well, I was at this poetry-"
"DEMYX!"
"Run! RUN AWAY!"
So after awhile, a bit of Demyx trashing, Larxene screaming, 14 broken windows, detention in the bad corner and a bunch of chocolate muffins, it was time for Larxene's audition. She, along with the 43,215 contestants-in-waiting was led to the auditorium. Running Snow and Elle were buzzing to unknown direction, screaming directions and jugging down milkshakes and cookies so the on going sugar rush would let them have infinite... rushness... Well, until one of them gets a very bad tooth ache. Nightshourd (also chewing cookies and drowning in milkshakes) was running from Sepherioth to Sepheriotha because in theory, the boss's sister should have number one treatment, plus a straight way into the finals.
Which leads me to this question-Why the hell is she in auditions?
Each of the cramped contestants (Because Sepheriotha's comfy Jacuzzi/dance studio/air plane/limo/home/recording studio/mall/etc took up half the auditorm) sat in front of a desk with a ready pencil. Fred and George (Evil Genius) stood ready with fully equipped Anti-Fangirl Shockers, ("Hey! Where's the rest of the COCA, Fred?" "George, must I tell you again? They are in Destiny Islands having a party!" "But what about us?" "...eh..." "You fell for the cookie treatment again didn't you, Fred?" "Shut up") Blubber Nuggets was sitting with Olette in an air balloon commenting on the GGCR ("Oh and look it's Larxene! HI LARXE-arg!" "Don't call her over Bubbles! She's an evil Nobody" "But not as evil as Xemmy!" "I guess...") The J.O.K.E.Rs was standing on a glass floor up above the characters so they knew if someone was cheating.
Oathkeepera's evil clone Arepeekhtao (Which is Oathkeepera backwards) suddenly appeared and stood with a microphone on a stage in the front, "Ahem! HELLO! And Welcome to Global Game Character Runway!"
There was a loud cheer in the auditorium and Fred and George had to crackle the shockers to quiet everyone down. Arepeekhtao continued, "For the auditions, you need to answer the 5questions on the paper in front of you! Now all of them are different so you can't cheat! You have exactly an half-hour! You must get them all right to go to the next step!"
Owls appeared in the stage and flew to every desk, dropping each test on the correct desk- Harry-Potter Style!
Larxene stared at the page:
Larxene - No. 1312 - Quiz
1 If you scramble Xemnas up you get:
2 Roxas and Namine are Nobodies of:
3 Yes or No: Do you like Axel?
4 Yes or No: Justin Timberlake's "Sexyback" is actually a song Zexion wrote in his pink diary, but called it "Zexyback."
5 ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER? 9 X 3 Equals?
"WTF?" she cried out, then everyone shushed her.
She first looked at the first question which was easy: Mansex - duh!
She then looked at the 2nd question: Kairi and Sora, everyone knows THAT!
No. 3 was an hard one for the Savage Nymph- She put in Yes/No.
No. 4 was an easy and obvious: Of course JT stole Zexy's song! It's a yes!
Number 5 was the hardest one of all. Of all things she didn't know- she didn't learn her time tables. Sweat dropped down her face as she counted. 9 plus 9 is... 17? No! 18... plus 9... so 4 plus 18 is 22 and 22 plus 4 is 26 plus 1 is 27! She scribbled it down before the timer rung.
She handed the test in and waited it to be graded.
Now my dear readers, TV is evil. I have watched the most horrible program in the world. Are YOU Smarter than a 5th Grader? Yes, it's a TV show. Its effing hilarous, yet stupid. This one contestant was asked 3 - 2 and the contestant screamed, "NO! It's a trick question!" I am ashamed that my mind has been poisoned by the show and now it leaves me to ponder. ARE MY PARENTS SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?!?! MUHAHAHHAHA!
Now back to the story!
"OMFG! I GOT IN! I GOT IN! I EFFING LOVE YOU MARLUXIA/AXEL/DEMYX/ZEXY!!!"
Yes, that was Larxene. That's basically the end of the chapter. That's all I'm going to say.
Curing of the Nymph Defect: 40 o/0
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With Akuseru,
"It's taking place Aku, I have it with me..."
"We will give it to her when she's almost cured"
"Alright."
"More chips please!"
O.K.A: Ok, so it wasn't THAT long. But's it's still a chapter.
Zexion: Ah! Finally my name is right!
O.K.A: --
Zexion: Are you Smarter than a 5th grader? What a lame show! Of course I am!
O.K.A: What's the area of a 4 by 5 square?
Zexion: ...Ah... Um... What does "4 by 5" mean?
Axel: HAHAHA! ZEXY NOT SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER!
O.K.A: Axel, What's the square root of 16?
Axel: ... Square root?
Roxas: OH! IT'S 4! See I am smarter than a 5th grader!
Axel: That's because you're in school dimwit!
Roxas: You're just JEALOUS!
O.K.A: Reviews are loved and loved a lot!
Akuroku: MUHAHA! EVILNESS!
Marluxia: Thanks for reading this chapter of...
Everyone: THE NYMPH DEFECT!
Zexion: I wonder if Vexen's smarter than a 5th grader?