Scene 9

(On the roof)

Raoul: Now… where is that ping-pong table?

Christine: I've seen him Raoul! And he doesn't like ping-pong!

Raoul: I've been around some pretty sick and twisted things in my life, but this goes too far! (Takes Christine's hand. Then squirts Purell on his hand and wipes it on his pants) Christine. I love you.

Christine: Well I don't.

Raoul: How can you not be attracted to my long, wavy locks and dashing sideburns? (Cast jumps onstage and sings "Burns baby burns!")

Christine: Well, I was kidding.

Raoul: Say you love me. Me, Michael Jackso…Raoul! RAOUL, DAMMIT! RAOUL! That's all I ask of you. (Exit)

P: (Half crying) You will regret the day you did not do all the phantom asked of you. (Crumbles red rose and throws it)

End of scene