*panting heavily* great! I made it before Ebony started. Ok, sheprobably will get kinda peeved at some point today 'cause she's just got her first dare. Thank you Princess Bunny, you've just caused me some hell after the show. And- *Ebony walks in* Damn it. Gotta go! *runs off*
Ebony: hey guys and welcome back to my Dareshow! Featuring the ninjago cast, my co-host Slushy and me. Unfortunately I've got my first dare. And I saw it coming.
Me: damn right you did. I mean you torture these people!
Ebony: Not by my ideas! It's your fault I'm stuck doing this and I'll bet there wasn't someone pointing a gun at you when you signed the contract!
Everyone: *can't see me ;-)* …
Slushy: you alright Ebony? You're talking to thin air.
Ebony: *glares at me* sorry I just… errr.
Me: welp, my work here is done. *flies out*
Lloyd: did she say she had a gun pointed at her?
Ebony: ****. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! You people just stop!
Garmadon: someone's in a bad mood.
Dean: she forgot to have her coffee.
Chen: when did he get in here?! *Hides*
Dean: when did Zane get back from the movies with Pixal last chapter?
Zane: *opens mouth to respond then shuts it again*
Ebony: *staring at Dean* A. you're meant to be at school right now-
Dean: so are you.
Ebony: and B. that sounds nothing like Dean… so what I want to know… Is who the hell you are!
Dean: damn it she knows! *tries to run out but gets grabbed by Ebony*
Ebony: you're Camille aren't you?
Dean: maybe. *folds arms*
Ebony: well, just saying if you are planning on being Dean, you've got a lot of work to do. *chucks at seat*
Camille: damn it.
Slushy: that was weird.
Ebony: that's nothing, it could be worse.
Slushy: like?
Flashback
Ebony: *standing opposite the overlord* you regret it don't you?
Overlord: *covering ears* yes! Just take him and leave!
Ebony: *grabs Dean* c'mon Dean, let's go home.
Flashback ends
Ebony: ask the overlord and you'll know.
Overlord: don't talk about that.
Ebony: What were you thinking when you did that anyway?
Overlord: *scratches back of neck awkwardly* I thought I could use him as a bargaining tool…
Ebony: wow. Just. Wow.
Everyone: ….
Kai: what are they talking about?
Overlord: Nothing!
Ebony: *rolls eyes* He kidnapped my brother and tried to use him as a bargaining thing to get me to do something for him.
Jay: did it work?
Everyone: T.T *facepalms*
Jay: hehe, guess not then.
Ebony: back to the dares… these are from magicwolfpup! Nya gets turned into a puppy-
Nya: for how long?
Ebony: *shrugs* five dares after… maybe, maybe less. *turns Nya into a puppy*
Nya: bark (wow people, just wow.)
Jay: aww you look so cute as a puppy Nya!
Nya: bark! (Thanks!)
Ebony: nice to know Jay.
Slushy: Now, Cole & Jay, you have to play fnaf 1 through 3.
Cole & Jay: dam it!
Ebony: off you go! *pushes them into game room* and now, over to Cole & Jay in the game room.
With Cole and Jay…
Night 1
Jay: this might not be so bad, I mean, we've lasted ten whole minutes!
Cole: because 10 minutes matters so much.
Jay: sorry… just trying to stay positive here!
Cole: I think someone said that we need to just close the left door and do nothing else.
Jay: are you sure that'll work?
Cole: no. but it's worth a shot. *closes left door* and now, we wait.
Night 2
Cole: see I told you it would work!
Jay: I guess it did. Wonder how things are back with Ebony…
Back in the studio…
Slushy: how long do ya reckon they'll last?
Ebony: not much longer… give 'em till night…..4, game 2.
Kai: are we gonna do anything while we wait?
Ebony: of course your royal hot-headedness. *looks at dare cards* you have to fight magicwolfpup's Ocs Maci & Zach Barkley.
Kai: typical.
Ebony: please welcome Zach & Maci Barkley!
*Maci & Zach walk in. Maci is wearing a purple shirt and dark blue jeans. She has dark brown hair and blueish-green eyes. Zach is wearing a black t-shirt with Ninjago rules written on it in red as well as dark blue jeans. He has brown hair and orange eyes.*
Maci: hi everyone!
Zach: *waves at everyone and grins* Hi!
Everyone: hi.
Ebony: so you two can go fight Kai now… and go easy on him.
Kai: *grumbles*
*After a pretty short battle where Zach & Maci overpower Kai pretty easily. Kai's lying on the floor and the siblings high five*
Maci: that was fun.
Zach: yeah! See ya!
*Zach & Maci leave*
Slushy: can you hear something? *Cole & Jay are screaming*
Ebony: I think they're done in there. *teleports Cole And Jay back to their seats, their faces are pale and they're shivering*
Slushy: Foxy get ya?
Cole & Jay: *nod*
Slushy: next up, Garmadon and Wu, fish slap each other.
Garmadon: really?! Of all the things-
Ebony: cut to the chase old man.
Wu: *chuckles*
*Wu & Garmadon receive a fish and start slapping eachother. Garmadon's kind of doing it more…. And harder.*
Slushy: that might leave a mark.
Ebony: yeah… Now Lloyd go bull riding. Here's your bull, now don't tear this place down k? *Summons bull.*
Lloyd: no worries, it'll be a piece of cake.
Ebony: don't get to overconfident. That's more of Kai's thing.
Kai: hey!
*Loyd gets on and does pretty well until the bull starts violently bucking and hurls him off, hitting a wall*
Everyone: Ouch.
Ebony: well that was fun but now we need to go so… *tries to walk off*
Slushy: actually Ebony… we got a few more from… Princess bunny. First one is the Overlord has to wear *sniggers* a pink bubblegum dress! *Overlord is now wearing the dress*
Overlord: I hate you all.
Slushy: the final three are for… Ebony? *looks through the cards* they're all for Ebony.
Ebony: *halfway out the door* S***
The Ninjas: sweet revenge!
Slushy: you have to be nice to the ninjas for 3 whole chapters!
Ebony: *crosses arms* I hate people like this.
Slushy: And apparently there's this letter thing but we don't have it except some stuff about everyone except Ebony getting cake. Uh, ok *everyone but Ebony gets cake*
Ebony: not feeling hungry anyway.
Slushy: And you have to wear the same kind of dress The Overlord is.
Overlord: Ha!
Ebony: B****
Slushy: not my fault. And finally… oh great, Ebony, you have to say this… which Ninja do you have a crush on?
Ninja & Ebony: 0.0
Ebony: none of the above…?
Slushy: that's not how it works.
Garmadon: *thinking (I wonder who she'd say… let's see… she definitely hates Kai & Jay but the others I'm not so sure about… If she likes Lloyd, I swear to Overlord…)*
Ebony: *sighs and breathes in deeply* okay… I. Like…
Cole: who do you reckon it is?
Zane: I highly doubt it is Kai & Jay. She seems to show the most aggression towards them.
Kai: great.
Lloyd: so who do you think'll get picked.
Zane: *thinks a bit* Well, maybe not me, he's had the most dares out of us three and she never seems to show any remorse about it. She barely shows any emotion on mine… but when you got turned into a toddler… she seemed to pity you so…
Lloyd: are you saying….?
Zane: *nods* Indeed.
Lloyd: …
Ebony: I… Like Lloyd ok? The little brat who completely flopped at being evil.
Zane: *smirks*
Lloyd: uh…
Misako: …
Garmadon: stay away from my son! *lunges at Ebony*
Ebony: *sidesteps* ok. That's it. *wearing normal clothes again* we're done here for now and I need to have a serious word with the author for writing this *pulls out bazooka* and of course princess bunny, you are soo dead! See you next time! *runs out*
Oh dear god! Bunny, what the hell have you done! I'm so screwed. You, I doubt, but me, I'm screwed! Yeah so thanks and hopefully there will be another chapter if I survive this. *hears Ebony yelling* Eeep!
