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Cosplay scene
Ed- (kicks up the door and stomps in) (boils with anger) – Colonel!
Roy- (sits behind his desk signing papers) (smirks) – Ah, Fullmetal. Long time no see.
Ed- (glares) (walks to the desk) What the hell do you mean with "long time no see"? Are you implying that I'm too small to be seen?!
Roy- (still smirking) – No, Fullmetal, you're just... vertically challenged.
Ed- (face reddens) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO DAMN SMALL THAT HE WOULD BE CRUSHED BY AN ANT!
Roy- (stifles snicker) Why, I didn't say any of that, Edward.
Ed- (glares) You were thinking it.
Roy- Anyway, shorty (receives another glare), your report.
Ed- (pouts) I didn't have time! We came home yesterday!
Roy- (begins to sign papers) Well then, you can do it oral.
Ed- WHAT?! (blushes)
Roy- (looks up, smirking evilly) An oral report, Fullmetal. Means speak.
Ed- I knew that! (mutters) Bastard.