Chapter 3, part 3: Adieu, Paris!!!
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I'm not even sure that's the right jutsu, but since I'm at school and not at home, we're going with that.
Everyone was sitting in the girls' room again, staring at the cieling or once again dicovering the wonders of european television.
"Hey! CNN Worldwide!"
Everyone sat up to watch the little bit of english available to them in the country they were in.
-1 hour later-
Zabuza wrenched himself out of his trance as the stories played back for the third time. He snatched the remote out of Orochimaru's hands, and started flipping the channels. As he did, he started growling, and Kakashi started naming the channels as the passed.
"Porn Central, CNN, The Girly Sport Channel, Soap Opera, Porn Central, CNN, The Girly Sport Channel, Soap Opera, Porn Central, CNN..."
Nanashi snatched the remote away from the growling ninja. "There's only four channels, dumbass!" She pulled out a DVD player and set it up. She threw a half a dozen movies onto the bed. "Here! Argue over a movie!"
"Hey! The Princess Bride!" Rem grabbed the movie.
"Hell no." Hiei glared at her from the windowsill.
"I'll watch it just to piss Hiei off," Zabuza grinned. Nanashi grabbed the movie and slid it in.
-1 hour later-
"What about the R.O.U.S.'s?"
"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
"GRAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Rem, Nanashi, and Kai all burst into laughter. Zabuza had grinned somewhat, Kakashi wasn't paying attention, and Orochimaru was watching Hiei beat Kuwabara into a bloody pulp out of frustration. The movie was nearly over, and only the first four seemed to be enjoying it. Yukina had excused herself soon after the movie had started ((Nanashi: -calling after Yukina- But the kissing stuff doesn't last through the whole movie! Do you really think I would watch a kissing movie?!)) and hadn't come back. However, the movie was doomed not to last. Electric sparks started coming from the DVD player, which soon fizzled out.
"Damnit! Just as it was getting to the good part!" She hopped of the bed and quickly got the movie out before it melted.
"Heh, figured it'd break." Zabuza leaned back on the bed, his arms behind his head.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It must have caught your stupid."
Rem hopped off the matress just before Nanashi sliced it in half, using...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SWORD?!!!"
Nanashi fended off the enraged ninja with a kick and slipped into a southern accent. "Damnit, it ain't yours no more! And there ain't no way, no how I'm gonna give it back to ya!"
Zabuza growled and lunged again. Nanashi reversed the blade and knocked the ninja out of the window with the blunt side of his own sword, who accidentally took Orochimaru with him. Nanashi jumped out onto the flagpole right outside their window, and Snake-boy latched his tongue onto the pole. Nanashi drew herself up.
"BAKU SUISHOUHA!!" She inhaled and and "breathed" out a jet of high-pressure water, aimed right at the unfortunate ninja. Zabuza was able to barely avoid it, but the jet drove right through the street below and a corresponding jet of water thrust up from the street, above the building they were in. Nanashi looked at the jet, a blank look on her face, as Orochimaru hooked his arm around the pole and let go with his tongue.
"Well, there goes the water main."
Kai looked out and hissed as a drop of water hit her full in the face. She jumped away just in time as Zabuza, soaking wet and having run up the side of the building, tackled Nanashi--and Orochimaru, too, but on accident--back into the room. Kai meowed. Hiei nodded.
"Yep. Definantly time to leave."
Rem stared at Nanashi and Zabuza wrestle on the floor. ((Well, Zabuza was wrestling; Nanashi was biting.)) Orochimaru brushed off his sleeve.
"Good thing you're not too bitchy like that."
Rem kicked him out the window. Orochimaru latched his tongue onto the pole again. Rem grinned evilly and shook a can of curry powder above him. He paled.
"No!!!"
Rem smiled cutely and overturned the bottle.
Poor Orochimaru.