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ATLAS OF THE ANCIENTS

Chapter 10

Setting: FUCKING MOLTARA. YEEEEEAAAAAH!

Clara: Wow, this is AMAZING. Who would've thought? A whole underground city just waiting to be explored!

Roxton: Yeah! Think about all the treasure that might be hidden down here too! :D

Clara: Uh, Roxton, I was being sarcastic. See all the italics? See them?

Roxton: Psh. I was being serious. I'mma shallow bastard.

Jordie: I keep my mouf shut rike good Asian boy. :x

Mother Nature: Ha! You thought you could escape me, eh? *EARTHQUAKE*

Roxton: SHIIIIII-- *expertly slides down the side of a sheer drop, because he's so awesome 'n' stuff*

(There is a conveniently placed, random Shoyru there at the bottom. What are the f***ing odds?)

Roxton: HEY U.

Shoyru: HU ME.

Roxton: YEAH U.

Shoyru: LOLWUT.

Roxton: I need to speak with you!

Shoyru: LOLWUT?

Roxton: …I NEED 2 SPEAK WIT U, LOLZ

Shoyru: LOL KAYZ, WHAT ^?

Clara: Enough of this bullshit, Roxton. We need to find whoever's in charge! All of Neopia is in danger of IMPENDING DOOM and we need to find the course of the problem!

Shoyru: LEIK OMGZ UR FROM THE SURFACE WURLDZ??!!?!?11 COME WIT ME PLZ U SEE THE MAYOR!!111!!one

(They run up to this Chomby with metal spikes… ttly hxc!!1)

Shoyru: LOLZ MAYOR, dese ppl b from teh surface wurldz!!1 THEY LIEK, R HERE 2 HALP.

Chomby: …God you're such an idiot. =____=

Shoyru: ROFL

Chomby: Just…stop talking.

Roxton: Dude, srsly, shit is about to hit the fan up top.

Chomby: Same down here. I shall explain what has happened as best I can, for I have a white mustache, and it goes all the way around my head. It is proof of my wisdom.

Roxton: THANK-(beep)ING-GOD. A (beep)ing EXPLANATION FOR THIS (beep)ING DOOM. (beep)!!!

Chomby: Of course…walk with me. I will also show you.

Clara: Yay! A tour! :D

Chomby: Long ago, Neopia was in trouble, much like it is now. The great minds of the time determined that the source of the trouble was coming from the planet's core.

Roxton: The CORE?!

Chomby: The CORE.

Roxton: Tell me MORE…about the CORE.

Jordie: …*facepalms at the lameness*

Chomby: A team of scientist and other smart assholes were sent on an expedition to find and fix the problem. What they found was a very unstable core. They built this core stabilizing unit and Neopia was saved!

Shoyru: LOLZ BUT WAIT, DERE'S MOAR.

Chomby: Alas, the unit's material wore down, causing it to gradually become less efficient. We knew a team from the surface would come with replacement materials, but when the unit shut down and you still hadn't arrived—

Clara: GOD YOU'RE AS BORING AS THE OLD GNORBU BACK HOME. Just take these items we picked up and stfu!

Shoyru: LIKE OMGZ HAY, I CAN USE DOSE PARTZ TO LIEK, REPAIR TEH SYSTEMZ!!11one

Chomby: They were left behind for an emergency such as this.

Roxton: Well if they were meant for emergency, why were they such a pain in the ass to acquire!?

Jordie: God hates you.

Shoyru: *holds up a contraption she made with the parts* LOLZ LETS DO DIS SHIT. *puts it inside the stabilizing unit*

Roxton: Well? Did it work?

Shoyru: WELL START IT UP, SRZLY U GAIZ DO I HAVE 2 DO EVERYTING.

Roxton: W00t. Who knew it'd be this easy? Let's go celebrate! Vodka and Jägermeister!

Chomby: Wait. Something's wrong.

Roxton: *pauses pouring a shot* Que?

Stabilizing Unit: *FWOOSH*

Roxton: …ah, shit.

Jordie: ROOK OUT. :O

Shoyru: WAIT, I NOEZ WHAT I DIDZ RONG U GAIZ. D:

Roxton: No time for that—run!!

Shoyru: I NOEZ HOW TO FIX IT!!!11 Oh but dere's no wai I can liek get dere with all that lava flowin' out, lulz.

Chomby: There might be a way…soon after arriving here, a group of settlers that felt they'd been ostracized left to go form their own emo colony. *sagely nod*

Roxton: Ooh, big words hurt my tiny, shallow, vain explorer brain. Ostramacized?

Chomby: …right. They might be able to help up us, but…

Roxton: BUT? T_T

Chomby: They sort of…live beyond that cavern.

Roxton: Uh, in case you hadn't noticed, Lutari aren't meant to fly.

Shoyru: *hands him a pair of mechanical, steam-powered wings* LIEK, DESE WILL HALP U. I'LL GO WIT U MMKAYZ?

(Next panel shows them flying over the lava)

Roxton: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This defies every law of gravityyyyyyyy!

Shoyru: Lolz science.

End Ch. 10

Clara: Seriously? What the Hell, you guys? I had like THREE lines in this chapter!

Jordie: My rine just added so I have something to say.

Me: t(-_-t)