Let Me

Drabble 10: The Haunted Mansion 1

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare, version 2.0. RenLyserg. More cuteness and fluff, but with a gender bending twist!

Disclaimer: Lyserg is never female. If I owned Shaman King, he would be, at least for a little while, cause I think it's cute.

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Lyserg clung tightly to Ren's arm as they walked down the dark streets at night. It wasn't that Lyserg was afraid of the dark or anything, it was just a nice excuse to cling extra tight to her boyfriend's arm.

Lyserg really didn't mind that she had been dressed up like a fairy (her outfit was almost like Morphine's, only with a skirt instead of pants). Lyserg was happy that when Horo picked out their outfits, he hadn't screwed them up or picked one with too short a skirt, but that was most likely because Ren would have killed Horo for perving on his girlfriend.

But Lyserg really, really had to thank Horo and find out what Horo had blackmailed Ren with to get him to dress up like an Elvin King.

Ren, of course, didn't mind the outfit so much as the damn pointy ears that came with it. They itched, they looked ridiculous, and Lyserg didn't have to wear them. Ren thought this was a great injustice of the world (whether because Lyserg wasn't wearing them and he wanted her to, or because he was and she didn't have to, would always be unknown).

But Ren had to admit she was cute. Her pink dress with see through glitter sleeves and her glitter wings, the fake flowers in her knotted hair, and the makeup that adorned her face made her look absolutely adorable.

Making sure no one was around, he dipped down and peeked Lyserg's lips.

The dowser smiled, nuzzling her cheek against his shoulder. It was nice when Ren was so cute and sweet like that.

Reaching the park, where a Halloween carnival was being held, they quickly met up with the others.

Lyserg had to burry her face in Ren's shoulder to keep from giggling.

It appeared that Horo had chosen everyone's Halloween costumes (though how he managed that, she would never know).

Yoh was a samurai, and Anna dressed in a kimono. Tamao was dressed as a bunny, and Pirika a cat. But Horo and his Hao.

Oh DEAR SPRITS, Lyserg didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or hide behind Ren.

Horo was dressed in a full length Chinese dress, which looked a little to much like Jun's for Lyserg's or Ren's comfort. And Hao? Hao was in a bright red spaghetti strap dress that only went down mid thigh, had a mandatory slit up the side, and matching red pumps.

The fact that the two of them were sporting what looked to be quite realistic breasts only made it worse.

"You guys are late!" Horo yelled, pointing a (manicured) finger at the two.

"Horo, Hao what in god's name are you wearing?" Ren looked like he was ALREADY getting a headache.

"What's wrong Ren? Jealous that we're prettier than your little girlfriend?" Hao smirked, jutting his hip and resting a hand on it just so, to expose the most skin possible.

Ren rolled his eyes. "Please. One, I choose for personality and brains, not looks. Two, despite that, she's still prettier than you. Three, Lyserg's not gender confused. And four, you're an idiot."

Hao mock pouted. "Ren, oh how you've wounded me!"

Yoh quickly went in to divert a fight. "Now now guys, we came here to have fun. What does everyone want to do first?"

"Haunted house, duh!" Horo shouted, grabbing Ren and Lyserg's arms, and dragging them to said entertainment.

Lyserg gulped and silently whimpered.

Haunted house?

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I had to add the gender confused part, I just had to. Anyways, next chapter is the continuation of this lovely drabble.

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Ja min'na-san!