AN: The poll results? Ninja!Japan and Pirate!England were close, but overall Japan won. ^^

Okay, a couple other things I want to get out of the way. First: From 12 a.m. May 1st until 11:59 p.m. on May 31, I'm being forced to COMPLETELY give up anime/manga. This includes watching, reading, listening to, talking about, wearing, and writing ANYTHING related to it... which basically means that I'll be giving up FFN for the month. -.- So don't expect this to update for a bit.

Second: For a friend's birthday present, I wrote up this completely, 100% legit-looking contract to Become One with Russia. If I posted it, would anybody read it? OTL

Third: Holy CRAP - you guys kick butt. Seriously, I appreciate all the reviews and favs more than you can imagine. :D

Fourth: This chapter is like... like... oh my God, I have no idea. -.-' I can't find ANY good canon stuff on South Korea. If I screw something up about him, let me know, please? (Also, does anyone else think that he'd go CRAZY if he met Ukraine? XD)

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Chapter 10

Title: Grope
Main Characters: (South) Korea
Publish Date: April 18, 2011

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Dear World,
ALL YOUR BREAST ARE BELONG TO ME, DA ZE!
South Korea

Korea,
So I make this perfectly obvious to someone with a thick skull like you - if you come near me or any of your siblings and try to claim their chests, I won't hesitate to hit you with a wok, aru!
China

China,
You'd hit your poor little brother for expressing his love? That's harsh!
Korea

Korea,
I think there is a translation error here - you're confusing "expressing love" with "being perverted," aru.
China

Korea,
Dude, no offense, but you're only interested in boobies? I mean, vital regions are kinda overrated, but BOOBS? That's sorta creepy.
America

America,
You sound disappointed in sex - you must be really bad at it. Have you gotten laid lately?
Besides, what're you gonna do about it if I DO only want your boobies? Go all American on my ass and file a restraining order?
Korea

Korea,
Me, bad at sex? That's not what your mom said last night.
And... a restraining order sounds like a good idea, actually. Just stay the hell away from me!
America

America,
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE BEEN BANGING CHINA? YOU CAN'T! HIS BREASTS BELONG TO MEEEEEEEEE!
AND THAT CONCEPT WAS MADE IN KOREA, DA ZE! STOP STEALING MY IDEAS!
Korea

Korea,
Fuck off.
England

England,
But I want BOOOOOOOOOOBS!
Korea

HEY ASIAN BASTARD,
TOUCH ME OR MY FRATELLO AND YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!
ROMANO

Hey Italian Bastard,
Oh come ON! Give me a CHANCE, dammit!
Besides, you let SPAIN do whatever the hell he wants to your boobs! Let ME have a go at 'em!
Korea

Korea,
Please, stop antagonizing mi tomatito~! As cute as he is when upset, I'm beginning to worry about his blood pressure.
And no, you may not have either of our tetas, so stop asking, por favor.
Spain

Spain,
Are you freaking KIDDING me? I-O NEED-O YOUR-O BOOBS-O!
Korea

GERMANY~! WHAT'S A BREAST~? DOES KOREA MEAN CHICKEN BREAST~? BECAUSE CHICKEN ALFREDO DOESN'T TASTE GOOD WITHOUT THE CHICKEN~! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO~?
Italy

-forwarded message attached-

Korea,
I am going to kill you.
Now Italy is on the verge of a mental breakdown because he thinks you'll take away his ingredients for pasta.
Come anywhere near Europe and your ass will be pounded into the next millennium.
Germany

Germany,
You can't speak for the rest of the world! I want to hear from THEM if they don't want me groping their wonderful boobage!
Korea

Korea,
I'm with mein bruder on this one. Italy is seriously fucked up now (even more than he was before, and that's saying something).
I will seriously kick the ever-loving shit out of you if you try doing anything suspicious.
Prussia

Dear Korea,
Hungary says that if you try to claim either of our breasts, she will introduce you to the upside of her frying pan.
Austria

KOREA,
UNFORGIVABLE! IRREDEEMABLE! I WILL KILL YOU FOR SAYING SUCH VILE THINGS TO MY BELOVED BROTHER! WE WILL BECOME ONE AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME FOR YOUR INEXCUSABLE BLASPHEMY!
BELARUS

Dear World,
DOES NO ONE LOVE ME? THE AMERICAS, EUROPE, AND ASIA HAVE ALL TURNED ME DOWN!
Korea

Korea,
I would have said no also, but technically you only asked one North American country about it...
Canada

Dear Canada,
BUT YOU STILL SAID NO.
Korea

Dear Korea,
I LOVE YOU, MON CHER! I love all who are willing! If you want, we may rendezvous after the next world meeting and you may claim me any way you like! Ohonhonhonhonhon!
France

France,
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
BREASTS!
DA ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Korea

Dear Russia,
I think you need to hide Ukraine. Korea would go batshit if he saw her, aru.
China

Korea,
You might want to begin to pray now, da?
Kolkolkol.