Hey everyone! I'm back! I actually wrote this chapter while I was gone because I missed it (too bad I couldn't upload).
But I had a ton of fun with this one trying to put all your guys' words in it! So thanks to everyone who gave me the words! It was so fun, but so hard too!
Anyway, I really like this chapter. I wrote it in honor of iLost My Mind (which never happened in this story).
Here are the words that you guys gave me:
Embrace Your Inner Gibby: Lollipop
Geekquality: Push-pins
Crazichi123: Combustian
Freakynerdchick: Pineapples
Vegas: Aglet (and yes, Vegas, I definitely get the reference ;)
Nisha80: Random-sex (I'm actually unsure if that was a request, but I used it anyway lol)
Anonymous: Fresa MayRaah: Adore
******I apologize if this chapter gets a bit confusing. There is a part where they write without signing or addressing, but I tried my very hardest to make it obvious who was writing by the writing style. Again, sorry if it's confusing******
Sam,
-Freddie
Freddie,
Wtf…? You didn't write anything.
-Sam
Sam,
I'm just doing what you did the other day!
-Freddie
Freddie,
Sorry, but I guess it's only cute when I do it.
-Sam
Sam,
Apparently.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Let's play a game.
-Sam
Sam,
…What kind of game?(:
-Freddie
Freddie,
Don't be a pervert, if I wanted random-sex with someone it would not be you.
-Sam
Sam,
I was just kidding. Anyway, what game?
-Freddie
Freddie,
We're going to tell a story. Line by line. First me, then you. Got it?
-Sam
Sam,
Yeah, easy enough.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Okay, here we go:
There was once a young girl with a horrible life.
(Nice way to start it, Sam…) She grew up alone because her mother was always too busy for her.
(I'll start it however I want to, Fredly) She started to feel angry…and hungry.
So she went to the village market where she…met a strange man.
The man was ugly—his name was Fred.
(Haha, hilarious reference—catch my sarcasm?) The man took her to his shop.
There he had a wide variety of strange dolls.
One looked like her mother.
(Oh, nice touch Fredface, I know where to go with this now) So she stole it when Fred wasn't looking, because she knew what it was.
It was a voodoo doll.
So the girl ran home, and took out a push-pin.
Without thinking twice, she poked the pin into the doll.
Right in the ass!
(Nice, Sam…). Miles away, her mother felt it in a small combustion of pain.
So then the girl took out a knife!
Sam,
Okay, this is getting a little…creepy. Let's stop.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Aw, baby's scared. But fine. Ya know, Benson, you actually aren't that bad of a writer. Especially compared to that piece-of-crap-story that you wrote me the other day.
-Sam
Sam,
That's because now it was a real story.
-Freddie
Freddie,
What are you talking about "real story"? Before was a real story too.
-Sam
Sam,
No, that was my story.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Your story?
-Sam
Sam,
Yeah, of my life. Didn't that sound familiar to you? At all? I told you the whole story, just not quite that detailed.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Oh… But wait, if that was your story, then the blond-haired demon…
Sam,
…
-Freddie
Freddie,
Never mind.
-Sam
Sam,
Uhm… Parts of that (like, uh, the demon) were simply added for…effect.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Yeah, that's what I figured…
-Sam
Sam,
So yeah.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Yeah well anyway, the story sucked.
-Sam
Sam,
Well forget you, Sam!
-Freddie
Freddie,
Oh go suck a lollipop!
-Sam
Sam,
Go eat a fresa!
-Freddie
Freddie,
…What's a fresa?
-Sam
Sam,
I actually don't know. It seemed fitting though.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Yeah, very. So, you doing anything later?
-Sam
Sam,
My mom's taking me to the Shoe-Taylor's. She wants to get me new shoes because the aglet on one of mine is furrowing, and that's a "hazard" to my health.
-Freddie
Freddie,
Oh…okay.
-Sam
Sam,
Why do you ask?
-Freddie
Freddie,
No reason. I was just wanting to check out the Groovie Smoothie. I heard there's a new flavor; pineapples mixed with Alaskan guava. So I was just thinking that since Carly's probably gonna be busy, maybe you'd wanna go.
-Sam
Sam,
That sounds like a weird combination. I didn't even know they had guava in Alaska. Sounds like something you would just adore. And what's Carly busy with?
-Freddie
Freddie,
She's…just busy.
-Sam
Sam,
Well like I said, I'll be getting shoes. But maybe when I'm home if you wanna go still?
-Freddie
Freddie,
Oh…okay. Sure.
-Sam
Sam,
Cool. I'll see you around five maybe? Just be at my apartment door, k?
-Freddie
Freddie,
I'll be there. Later, Nub.
-Sam
Later, Puckett.
See why I wrote that in honor of iLost My Mind? There's some real Seddiness in there lol. Not just hints of it ;) Anyway, I hope it wasn't too confusing with the notes, and I hope you all enjoyed seeing your words in there. By far the hardest word for me to put in was "combustion", but the rest were actually relatively easy (:
I feel like there was something else I was going to say, but I can't remember (my luck I'll remember after I post this).
Anyway, I hope to get reviews from all my readers-I know you're there (creepy voice). Lots of love!
-ZuEra