Cavi Cape (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)
"Oh...my achin..." Bowser muttered as he got up and scratched his head. "Where in the heck am I?" He asked as he walked around.
"Let's see...the last thing I remember...Fawful took Peach away, I lost tons of weight...Bob-ombs exploded..." He recalled and then nodded. "Yep, that's about it." He said. "Now where am I?"
Bowser walked around, punching any rocks in the way and destroying any Choombas in the way. "Whoever made those metallic Goomba things really knows how to make something arty." He said.
"Arty...really?" Starlow asked.
"It's a word, right?" Bowser asked, looking at his gut.
"Technically, it's not even a word." Starlow replied.
"Well, it is now." Bowser chuckled.
"Come on, this is taking FOREVER." A voice said.
"Hmm?" Bowser wondered as he turned to see a couple of Monty Moles. "Hey! What are you guys doing?" He asked.
Laughter and Merriment (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Oh! Lord Bowser!" A Monty Mole said. "We're making a tunnel straight to Toad Town."
"Well that's great...but why are you doing that?" Bowser asked.
"It was your idea." Another Monty Mole said. "You came up with the project. You thought it'd be a good idea if we started at your castle and go straight to Toad Town so you can make a fast escape when you kidnap Princess Peach."
"Funny...I don't remember giving that order." Bowser said, folding his arms. "Usually I just use my airships."
"Yeah, but...remember a couple days ago? Marisa flew Mario up to your airship and he easily took you out, saved the princess and then Marisa used Final Spark on your airship?"
"I would've beaten Mario if that Sky Dragon kid didn't boost Mario's speed and strength." Bowser muttered then looked at the drill. "Looking at that drill reminds me of that damned Assist Trophy..."
"What Assist Trophy?" A Monty Mole asked.
"Oh never mind, I'm sure Mario, Green 'Stache and Chicken Wings will understand." Bowser said as he got behind the drill. "Well, I guess I'll help you." He said as he began to push.
Meanwhile...
Viridi was kneeling next to Pit, rubbing his back while he was sulking once again. "Will he stop calling me Chicken Wings for once?" He muttered in depression.
"I think Bowser meant Drill Dozer..." Mario wondered as they looked around and noticed an area glowing. "Okay, that's new."
"Huh..." Marisa said as they all walked towards the area.
"So what the heck is this place?" Natsu wondered.
"Call me crazy...but I have an idea..." Reimu said as she jumped on something and then bounced up, as Sora had the same idea and jumped on the other thing, bouncing up as well.
"That looks fun." Link said, watching the two bounce to the other things as they high fived each other in mid-air.
Suddenly, Bowser gained strength in his legs and then pushed the drill really fast.
Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)
"Bros...I think he just activated it." Monty Mole said.
"You don't mean..." Another said.
"Exactly. He's got ninety seconds to get to Toad Town or else the battery will be out of juice and the whole thing will fall right on top of him." Monty Mole said.
Link and Zelda did it and jumped around a couple times until they both landed at the same time, then Reimu and Marisa did it, they high fived each other in mid-air before they landed.
"WOOHOOOOOO!" Pit yelled as Youmu was on the other side.
"Glad to see he's back to his old self." Lucy smiled as Viridi nodded.
Sora and Xion were next as they did a few front flips in the air. "I'd expect Sora doing this but Xion?" Reimu wondered.
"Sora's rubbing off on everyone." Kairi smiled.
"OH YEAH!" Hammer Bro yelled, jumping up and high fiving Mario, as they both landed and watched Boomerang Bro and Luigi doing it...and then Boomerang Bro accidentally high fived Luigi's face.
"Whoops." Boomerang Bro said.
"You gotta look at their elbow! You'll be more accurate!" Hammer Bro said.
"Oh, that makes more sense." Boomerang Bro nodded in understanding.
Kamek decided to jump...as Marisa did the same thing and once they were both in the air; they slammed into each other, which made Hammer Bro facepalm.
"I got it..." Viridi said as she did it with Lucy and once they landed after a couple times, Bowser roared and then slammed into a wall.
"Whoops...heheh, my bad." He chuckled.
Traverse Town (Kingdom Hearts)
"Now where in the heck am I?" He asked as he walked around. "I know for certain that I'm near Toad Town." He said.
As soon as he walked in a certain room, the alarm went off. "What the...?"
"TURN BACK NOW. TURN BACK NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!" The alarm yelled.
"What is it blabbing about? These Toads aren't brave enough to take me on." He said, and then he got electrocuted. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" He yelled.
"Bowser? Hello?" Starlow asked as she flew up. "Hellooooooooooooo?" She called out but nothing.
Thwomp Caverns (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)
"What's wrong?" Natsu asked.
"He's not responding, but I can tell he's not in serious condition." Starlow wondered.
"Well, I guess there's only one way to find out." Pit said as they nodded and walked forward.
"You know, we would've gotten Bowser going IF YOU DIDN'T SLAM INTO ME!" Marisa yelled.
"Oh so it's back to me, huh?" Kamek asked. "You should get your eyes checked. I suggest you wear glasses so you wouldn't slam into me in mid-air."
"What's THAT supposed to mean? You should've moved out of the way but no, you didn't even move a muscle." Marisa said.
"You wouldn't have to have ice ear plugs, would you?" Reimu asked.
"I can make some." Gray said as two little ice ear plugs appeared on his hand. "Here you go." He said.
"Thanks." Reimu said, and once she put them in her ears, she shivered. "Sheesh, that's cold!"
"Hey, you asked." Gray chuckled.
"I just tune them out, that's what I do when those two decide to bicker." Lucy said.
"And yet, you don't tune out Natsu and Gray when they start fighting?" Wendy asked.
"Hey you guys!" A voice exclaimed as they turned to see Toadbert near some pipes.
"How did you get over there?" Youmu asked.
"Hey, I was bored, Toadsworth was bored. We decided to explore the inside of Bowser." Toadbert said. "But I think these pipes lead out of Bowser." He said.
Everyone's eyes widened as they ran towards the pipe behind Toadbert as they all jumped in.
"Was it something I said?" Toadbert wondered.
Traverse Town
Everyone came out of the Warp Pipe as they looked around. "Well, I guess we're out of Bowser's smelly body." Mario said.
"But where exactly are we?" Hammer Bro wondered as they walked around.
"Hey, is that Bowser?" Luigi asked as they pointed.
"Yep, it's him but he's knocked out." Hammer Bro said as they walked to him...and then the alarm sounded. "Uh oh." He said as they all stepped back and watched Bowser getting electrocuted again.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Bowser yelled before falling to the ground again, as they all sweatdropped.
"Well, I guess we'll have to find the other way around." Boomerang Bro said.
One long way around later...
"I HAVE CHORTLES! It is ALMOST complete!" A voice exclaimed.
"I know that voice..." Mario said as he looked at Luigi and the others.
"We need to hurry; the Dark Star is almost revived." Hammer Bro said as they nodded and ran forward.
"Hold it." A voice said as they turned to see a couple of Toads in front of a passageway.
"What are you guys doing? We need to get to Fawful." Starlow said.
"No, you can't. It's very important that Fawful proceeds with his plan." Another said.
"Something is off about them." Natsu said, his fist catching on fire. "You guys are not really Toads." He said, as everyone got in their battle stances.
"Very clever of you." A Toad said as they all glowed, turning out to be actual Heartless...and then more Heartless showed up to accompany them.
"Heartless...of course, they're drawn to the Dark Star." Sora said.
"Well less talking, more fighting." Hammer Bro ordered.
Night of Fate (Kingdom Hearts)
A Soldier Heartless did a spin kick towards Luigi, but he jumped out of the way and kicked it away.
Sora and Kairi both used Thundaga while Xion used Triple Firaga on the Shadows and Air Soldiers.
Gray formed an ice sword and slashed a Soldier while Natsu and Wendy punched several Shadows away.
Markarov picked up a Soldier and then threw it to Marisa who used an uppercut on it as Mario jumped up and punched it down while Youmu put her sword up as the Soldier landed on the sword and it disappeared once it made contact.
"TREASURE SIGN: YIN-YANG ORB!" Reimu yelled, using the spell on several Air Soldiers.
Two Soldiers walked towards Rosalina as they then spin kicked, but Rosalina jumped up in the air, as they both hit each other and landed on their backs and Rosalina landed on one, picking up the other and throwing it up in the air, where Kamek fired magic at the Soldier and killing it.
Fire Bro threw a lot of Fireballs at the Shadows while Boomerang Bro and Hammer Bro took care of the Soldiers and Air Soldiers.
Pit and Viridi slashed several Soldiers away while a Koopa slammed into a Shadow.
"Is that all of them?" Xion asked.
"Yeah, that's all of them, sorta pathetic really..." Marisa said.
Traverse Town
They ran towards the hallway, but before they could get any farther, a shot was fired on the ground, which stopped their movement.
"YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Fawful yelled as he picked up the Dark Star. "With the revival of the Dark Star, I WILL RULE THIS PATHETIC KINGDOM AND THE ENTIRE WORLD!" He yelled as he flew off with the Dark Star.
"Damnit, we're too late!" Marisa exclaimed.
"Oh no we're not, we can still make it towards Peach's castle!" Mario said as they all ran after Fawful.
Sorry if I haven't been updating recently, I went camping. Expect Touhou Kart 8 tomorrow...considering I put this up very late...