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Havoc 2

Chapter 10 A Learning Basic and the Departure

3rd POV [J]

As he got up from bed, he could have sworn he hear cloping, but he was too busy with getting up so he ignored it. J walked into the bathroom, and went to take a shower, he still could hear that annoying cloping sound. "I need to ask Pinkie to keep it down in there." Turning on the hot water, he smiled from the warmth. J tried to grab a bottle of shampoo only to have it sliped from his grip. "Every time I take a shower." He groaned and picked up the bottle, latering the shampoo he started to wash is hair. "Hopefully this won't be a long work day." J rinsed off his head, put on a towel, and went to trim his beard. He took a look at his reflection, and grab his sczoo...

J's eyes widen, and he took another look at himself. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"J whats wrong!?" Pinkie Pie yelled, running into the guest room. "Are you okay in there!?"

"My hands there gone!"

"Did Gummy try to eat your hair again?" Pinkie slowly opened the door, and was shocked at what she saw.

Havoc's POV

We got everything set up in the Bus, the storage still had the rashions J brought, they were MREs, and that MIO stuff, along with bottled water.

"So let me get this straight. You guys have planed this out before I got here?" Solaris asked.

I nodded. "Yeah pretty much. We were going to drive to Queen Vipers place, and take her down."

"That was right before you came along." Connor said drinking another coke.

"Oops Sorry." Solaris looked down.

"Hey don't say that, Besides you got friends now." I said scratching his ears.

"Thats not funny." He tried to argue, but he started to pant and shake his leg.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"What the hell was that?" Connor asked.

"It sounded like J." Mayham said.

"Could he be in trouble?" Solaris asked.

"We better make sure, hes the only guy that knows how to drive, and he has a Driver's license." I said.

Ariving at Sugar Cube Corner, we saw other ponies around as well. Even Twilight and Applejack and the CMCs were there.

"Hey Twilight whats going on?" I asked.

She shook her head. "I don't know we were just about to go inside."

We walked in and found Mr and Mrs cake looking at the up stares, with Pound and Pumpkin between them.

"Oh thank goodness you arrived, Something is going on up stares." Mrs cake said.

"Pinkie Pie is up there, but she won't tell what happened." Mr cake said.

"Well what ever it is, im sure we can help." Twilight said.

"And don't worry yourselves, will check it out." Applejack said. "Now you three stay here with the Cakes."

They knew to listen to her and stayed put. We slowly went up the stares, and to the room where J was staying in.

I knocked on the door. "J? Are you alright in there?"

The Door slowly opened only for Pinkie to come out. "Hey Pinkie has something happen to J?" Twilight asked.

She just looked back and forth, and rubbed the back of her head. "Hes alright, But hes now different."

"What do you mean exactly?" Connor asked.

Pinkie Let us inside J's room, He was under the covers. "J what has got you so stampeding?" Applejack asked.

"Uh... J not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep."

We looked at each other, seeing if he was serious. "Alright J just come out of the covers." I said.

"No! You wont like what you see."

Twilight walked up to the bed and tried to levitate the covers. "Common J, we can help you."

J grabbed the covers and kept them over himself. "Never!"

Applejack raced over to the other side of the bed, bit the covers and yanked them off. "There now, how about we-" Applejack's Jaw dropped at the sight, as did the rest of us. Minus Pinkie Pie.

J was now a gun metal grey Earth pony, He was tall as Big Mac, with a black mane and tail the same as his human hair style, and black hooves, he still had his chin beard, and he had a cuite mark, it was a wrench and a screw driver, with a metal gear behind them. He wasn't wearing any clothes. (Good thing hes a Pony now.)

"Well I'll be, J is that you?" Applejack asked.

He looked at his right hoof, and nodded. "I think so."

"What happen to you?" Twilight asked.

"Well last night I felt like I was on fire, then when I went to go take a shower, I saw myself as this." J said. "Oh and I got this cool bracelet." He showed us the bracelet.

"Where did you get that?" I asked.

"It came from a package, I still have it." J jumped off of the bed, and landed on his back hooves. "Its right on that dresser." J walked on his back hooves all the way to the dresser. "It didn't have a name, just this crown here." He picked up the box and hooved it to me.

I looked at the lable, it looked just like the crown the King was wearing. I opened the box it was filled with packing nuts. "Didn't you check out the rest of the box?" I asked.

J rubbed the back of his head. "I didn't bother, cause of this bracelet."

I rolled my eyes, and dug through the box, nothing but nuts, nuts, nu- Hello. whats this? There was a blue card inside with my name written on it. "Huh. theres also a card here." I opened it and was surprised at what I was reading.

Dear Riles

We heard you brought youre friend J with you. So we have brought a welcoming gift for him. The Bracelet can allow J to turn into an earth pony, and back to a human freely. It has a setting on it, all he has to do is tap the gem, wich will activate its magic.

Good luck on youre journey, we will be watching you.

King and Queen of Equestria.

P.S. Do not eat the styrofoam packing Peanuts.

"Well it seems Somepony got J a gift." I said.

"Who?" Solaris asked.

"If I tell you? You would think I'm crazy." I put the card in my pocket. "Oh and J, all you have to do is tap the gem for it to work."

He looked at the gem. "Hmmm. Lets give it a try." He tapped the gem twice, and it started glowing. His whole body glowed, and shifted to his human form. He looked at his hands and smiled. "Hey it worked.. Uh. whats wrong?"

We were forced to look away, why? Because J was in his birthday suit (If you don't understand Google it.) Twilight was trying not to look away while Applejack covered her eyes with her hat.

"Just put some clothes on, already!" Connor yelled.

After J got dressed, we walked out of the store, with half the town still standing there.

"False alarm everypony! Nothing is wrong!" I yelled.

The town went back to what they were doing, and we made our way back to the bus.

"Ok our friend J can now become a pony." Connor said.

"Yeah, and he doesn't even know the basics." I said.

"Well we can teach him along the way." Applejack said.

"And he looks good as a pony." Pinkie Pie said.

"Really?" J asked.

"Of course J, one tip. ponies don't walk on there back hooves." Applejack said. "How about you go pony and we can began."

3rd POV [Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and J] (You can skip this if you want.)

J tapped his bracelet and turned into an Earth pony once again. All he had on was his shirt and vest.

"What no pants?" J asked, Still walking on his back hooves, they began to pass Lyra and Bon-bon.

Lyra was now jealous of J now, she just sat at the table pouting, as Bon-bon rubbed her back.

"Alright get on all of your hooves." Applejack said.

"Ok." J got onto all four hooves.

"Now put one hoof, then the other."

J did what she said, and slowly began to walk. So far he only tripped once or twice. "How am I doing?"

"You look like youre holding it in." Pinkie said, bouncing.

"Don't worry, you'll get use to it." Applejack said.

J tapped his bracelet and turned human, and sighed in relief when he still had his pants. "For now, I'll stay human. Someone has to drive the bus."

Havoc's POV

Makeing back to the bus, we resumed to prepare for our departure, we now had more food for the storge, camping supplies, and even an air freshener. J was checking the bus once every three days, to insure that it would still run.

"Its still in good condition, so its still good for the use." J said.

"Thats good to hear, they won't know what hit them." I said.

"Right until the waste land weakens our magic." Connor said.

"Will just have to make the best of it." Mayhem said.

Solaris looked around the bus, and laughed. "Did you get this from a zombie game?"

I looked left and right. "...No?" I bowed my head in shame. "Yes."

"I new it, you got the idea from dead island didn't you." J said

"Alright I did. You try coming up with something in a time of crisis."

"Relax dude, there nothing wrong."

"Except theres no more coke." Connor said.

"I swear youre like Fry when he drinks slurm." I said.

"So are you guys ready or what?" Applejack asked.

"We just need to get burn, and will be on our way. One more thing everyone be sure to use the bathroom, it might be a long trip."

We began to say our goodbyes to our friends, as we were now heading to Solitudines. Where who knows what will be waiting for us.

"Riles promise me you'll come back." Luna said.

"I will Luna, and when I do I will make you the happiest mare."

"Connor you know you don't have to do this." Trixie said.

"Their my friends Trixie, and I can't just abandoned them."

"Take good care, and watch out for any animals when your driving." Fluttershy said hugging Burning heart.

"Don't forget to, wear some thing worm." Pinkie said.

"Pinkie its not cold, in fact it might be hot." J said.

"And you wont get by with that attitude."

As the bus was loaded up with us, I did a head count. Myself, J, Connor, Burning Heart, Mayhem, Spines, Solaris, and BlackSector.

"Wait. BlackSector, where do you you always go?" I ask.

"Me? Oh I got a job delivering mail."

3rd POV [BlackSector] Flashback

"GO! GO! GO! GO!"

BlackSector was chugging down a barrel of Sweet Apple Acers, Apple Cyder, like crazy. As he finished the last drop, a crowd of stallions cheered.

"THIS GOES OUT TO PONYVILLE!" BlackSector began to bang his head to loud music, before passing out, and falling off a bar table.

Havoc's POV

"Hmmmmm. Ok." I said, as He got on the bus.

Terra stepped forward. "Go East, there will be a dessert. Thats where the wasteland is." Terra gave us a map, showing the land of Solitudines.

"Thanks everypony, and will be back as soon as we can."

Luna gave me one last hug. "You better, or else I will severely kick youre flank." She began to smile, and kissed me right on the lips. "Thats for luck."

I smiled back. "Thanks Luna." I took one last look at everypony, and Ponyville, before stepping inside. I sat in a seat next to the window and waved to Luna. She waved back, I saw tears flowing from hers eyes. "I will come back for you Luna."

J started up the bus, and we were now off on our journey, to face Queen Viper.

3rd POV [Luna]

Luna watched the bus rided off, until out of sight. "Please Come back soon."

Celestia placed her wing on her sisters back. "They will come back, have faith Luna."

"She is right, we will always watch over them." Terra said.

The three sibling smiled, and had confidence, that they will succeed.

A/N Im thinking of making a Halloween special, or an easter special.

What do you think?