I know its been a long time since I've updated but my muse was on a break. I'm watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas and I decided even though I don't celebrate Christmas I'll do a holiday chapter. Please don't be offended, it is a parody.
" Come on Legolas. We're watching the Grinch."
" Why?" He asked. Legolas sighed and started walking away. Then suddenly a cat flew out of the chimney and landed on his face.
"That's why."I replied.
" Mhpp. Gerofme." He shrieked.
" Sivon sof ,sof, sof , Hanukkah ROCKS!" I yelled. While Legolas finally got the cat of his face.
" You could have helped you know. In fact why are you watching Christmas specials? Your not Christian. Your religion has something to do with the guys in the black coats and long white beards!"
" Have you been watching the Chabad telethon again?" I asked. Legolas looked at his feet.
" Your really barking mad."
" Well who doesn't want to see dancing Rabbi's?" I sighed
" you keep thinking that Leggy."
" Anyway all holidays have their weird cartoons. I was talking to Simon and he said where he comes from all the winter holidays have merged to create one glorious glob!" He grinned.
" Now that was a insane rant."
Sorry it was so short and not funny. I just felt I should update. Thanks to Ogreatrandom, iana silmir, and its-never- lupus. And don't worry POGLUVER my day job is safe.