Ten Twilight Excuses For...Doing Badly at School
AN – Again guys, getting writers block! And the internet is surprisingly unhelpful. So suggest themes, I'll do them. Thanks! Oh and by the way, I in no way condone doing badly at school, I just really need excuse themes!
Before Twilight, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars – points of light and reason...and then Twilight shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When Twilight goes, when the meteor falls over the horizon , everything goes black. Nothing changes, but my eyes are blinded by the light. I can't function without Twilight! (This whole thing was taken from New Moon, I had to research! I just changed the tense, and the last line. I, of course, own nothing!)
Edward's dazzled me!
When I'm a vampire I'm going to go through High School loads of times. Why bother now?
I'm plotting a way to steal Jasper from Alice
When it's sunny, I have to protect my secret
Jake keeps taking me to La Push on his motorcycle
I can't concentrate, Victoria's after me...
Until Jacob makes homework dates with me, I'm going on a school strike
I have to scan people's minds to see if they're going to ask me out
I have to concentrate on every guy in school, I need to imprint on one of them