Kunoichi 'n' Kimonos
" Can you please get off of me?" Sasuke begged the girl. ( Chisumi: let's call her Asuza.)
" Never!" Asuza yelled.
" Jeez, you didn't have to scream on my ear." Sasuke said.
" Sorry honey! Let me kiss it!" Asuza said as she got nearer Sasuke, but Sasuke ducked.
" NO! I'm okay...really, just don't get your lips close to me." Sasuke said.
" Listen, I really hate to break up what your doing, but we have to find Sakura." Kakashi said.
" Yeah Sasuke, I can't believe your dumping sweet Sakura-chan over that girl!" Naruto said.
" I am not dumping her- wait, I thought this whole festival thing ends within just a day." Sasuke said.
" Nope, it ends within a week." Kakashi said.
" What?!" Sasuke asked.
" You mean I have to carry this 'thing' on my neck for 7 days while leaping to trees and finding Sakura?!" Sasuke said, pointing an accusing finger to the 'thing', which was Asuza.
" Afraid so." Kakashi said.
Sasuke's limit shattered to pieces, his left eye was twitching madly.
" Anyway...let's go." Kakashi said as he jumped on a tree, and Naruto and Sasuke followed.
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Somewhere.
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" What am I doing here?" A girl's voice asked.
" Nothing, I'm just using you." A woman's voice said.
" Oh, then why am I tied up?" The girl asked again.
" Because you might escape." The lady said.
" I thought you didn't need me." The girl said.
" UGH! would you shut up!" The woman said.
" Oh no you didn't!" The girl said breaking free from the ropes.
" Oh yes I did!" The woman said standing up.
" You are going down!" The girl yelled.
" Bring it on!" The woman yelled back.
" Oh it is brought!" The girl said.
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Back to the trees
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" Hey you hear something?" Naruto asked.
" Yeah it sounds like a cat fight." Kakashi said.
" Oh! A cat fight!" Asuza squealed, while Sasuke tried to cover his ears.
" I MAY JUST BE ANOTHER NINJA, BUT I TRAINED WITH AN IDIOT, A PERVERT AS A SENSEI, AND A COLD HEARTED BASTARD WHO WON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME, EVEN IF I TRY MY BEST AROUND HIM!" Some girl yelled.
" OH YEAH?! WELL I HAD SOME NINJAS WHO BLEW MY 'BUILDING' UP AND NOW I DON'T HAVE ANY BUSINESS!" Some woman yelled.
" Oh, that's bad." The girl said.
" I know." The woman said.
( Chisumi: Sounds like their getting along.)
" The poor girl, training with an idiot, a pervert, and a bastard." Kakashi said.
" Yeah, and how can someone blow up someone's building?! I'm ashamed!" Naruto said.
" Yeah the owner has to sue them!" Kakashi said.
" Actually that girl sounds like Sakura." Sasuke said.
The 2 ninjas stared at Sasuke
" What?" Sasuke said.
" How do you know so much about Sakura?" Naruto asked suspiciously.
" Well...um...you know- well." Sasuke said embarrassingly.
" Actually she does sound like Sakura." Kakashi said.
" Is Sakura violent?" Naruto asked.
" Well, let's see..." Kakashi said as he tried to think.
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Team 7 was on a mission, as usual Sakura was on the sidelines watching her teammates fight.
" Sasuke-kun, watch out!" She yelled.
" Sakura-chan, you need to join in the fight! We're over numbered!" Naruto said.
Sasuke scowled.
" She won't be any help dobe, she'll just make things worse." An enemy said.
Sakura grew a vein.
" Yeah, girls should just stay on the sidelines, like what most should do." Another one said.
She grew two veins.
" And just look at her, skinny, little, just what most weak girls look like!" Another one said.
Three veins.
" And she has pink hair! Ahahahah!" Another one laughed.
" What'd you say?!" She asked stepping out.
" Uh-oh." Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke in unison.
" Useless chick! built like a stick! Dumb as a brick! Can't even kick! And has an unusual pink hair!" The enemy shouted in unison. (Chisumi: This is from Ranma. Changed it a little)
Sakura was getting really angry.
" Oh no you didn't!" She yelled.
" Oh yes we did!" They yelled back.
" You are going DOWN!" She yelled while going nearer.
" Bring it on pinky!" They yelled back.
" Oh it is brought!" She yelled.
Chisumi: Parental guidance is needed.
BOOM!
"..."
And before you know it team 7's enemy were unconscious, by just one string punch by a pink-headed girl.
" That'll show them." She muttered.
Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi just stood their, not moving, they were too afraid for their lives at just what they saw, afraid they might see ' the light' to soon.
And so they learned never insult a girl, especially whose hair is pink.
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" Yup she's violent alright." Kakashi said.
" She says the same thing, when she goes into her 'violent mode' thankfully that's a warning, but it'll be too late to stop it-i mean her." Kakashi said.
" A violent maniac." Naruto added.
" Tough but sweet." Sasuke said.
" More like violent but sweet, but mostly violent." Kakashi said as his student's nodded.
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Chisumi: A lesson for boys, never mess with a girl...Never ever...Unless you want to see 'the light' real soon.
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