A/N- Thanks for being so patient you guys! This took forever and I'm sorry!

Okay, and I'm totally dedicating this chapter to Holidai because her review made my horrible day XD. So, I'm going to try to answer some of her questions as a reward. Any question I don't answer will be answered in this chapter or in later chapters. Yes, Bella sleeps and eats but she doesn't have to. She even said- on her first night at Forks- that she was going to try to sleep to see what it was like. Carlisle has always known Bella was a vampire. Thought I explained that, too. Guess not. So the rest of your really amazing questions will be answered in this chapter!

My answer to the chapter question: I went to homecoming and prom hasn't happened yet. I'm too young to go to the junior/senior prom but I totally got invited by a senior XD. My dress for homecoming was a really pretty orangey color. The theme was candy or candyland(no, not the game!) so for the colors we had to wear were neon- thus the orange dress! And to the prom, I got the dress that Bella got for her dance in this story! That's why I chose it for her!

Disclaimer: Due to incessant annoyance, Stephanie Myer has been banned from this story's disclaimer. Oh and I don't own Twilight or any of the characters!

Peeing in the sink and making out with bunnies

"Bella.... Bella! Isabella! Bella! Wakey-wakey! ISABELLA MARIE SWAN, GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT OF BED!" Rylan was standing over my bed, poking at my shoulder. He finally gave up being gentle and ripped the sheets off of me.

"5 more minutes..." I waved my hand, trying to hit him away. I was definitely not a morning person.

"No. Now!" He started jumping up and down, "THE VOLTURI'S HERE!" Rylan jumped on the bed and continued hopping.

"WHAT?!" I sat straight up and pushed Rylan off the bed with my abrupt movement. "WHERE?!" I screamed again, this time more frantically.

"Finally. You got up. Oh, they're not really here. I just wanted to get your fat butt out of bed!" Rylan picked himself up and dusted off his clothes.

"Rylan..." I said in a dangerously low voice. He smiled sheepishly at me.

"Yes, Isabella?" I swear, he can act so much like a child sometimes.

"Get. Out. Of. My. Room." I ordered.

"Alright but it's 9 o'clock and I got a call from a girl named Alice. She said her and her family will be coming over at 10. Who is Alice?" He spoke in a rush.

"Omigod!" I jumped out of bed and pushed him out of my room. "Get dressed! And shave! Oh and shower! And cut your hair! It's too long! Nevermind! I'll cut it when I finish dressing and getting ready!" I yelled out the door.

"Okay..." He muttered before I heard him drag his feet to his room. I quickly jumped in the shower. When I got out, I blew dry my hair and straightened it. After that, I put on a green shirt with a Superman symbol on it. Then I put on a navy blue zipper-up hoodie. After that, I threw on a pair of ripped jeans.

"Okay Rylan! Time for a haircut!" I called throughout the house. I ran to the kitchen and set up a chair and got my hair cutting scissors ready. While I waited for Rylan to walk down the stairs, I checked the clock. I still had 25 minutes left. Thank God for vampire speed.

"Alright, I'm ready." He plopped down in the chair. I draped a towel over his shoulders so the cut hair would fall on that instead of his clothes. 15 minutes later, and Rylan's hair was considerably shorter. It actually looked good.

"Now, go put on some of the clothes you bought yesterday." I demanded while starting to clean the kitchen. The Cullens were going to be here in 10 minutes!

"Fine." He grunted and walked back up the stairs. 5 minutes later, Rylan and I were sitting on chairs in the kitchen. I was jittering and shaking my leg. Rylan kept giving me looks that said, "Ugh, you're so annoying." He didn't understand why I was so nervous. He would be just as nervous as I was if he knew that his son was coming to my house.

"Who exactly are we meeting?" Rylan looked at me. His few wrinkles had become very prominent with him thinking about who could make me so bouncy. I just shook my head.

"I won't tell you. You'll be extremely pissed off at me when you actually meet the family but I just can't tell you now." He gave me a weary look and occupied himself with a Rubix cube that Mr. Ashton- our math teacher- had given to all of his students. The first one to finish it won a prize. I had just rolled my eyes and thrown the useless piece of junk in my backpack. How humans could find so much interest in a piece of plastic amazed me. I could easily finish it in a minute or two.

I remembered back to last night when Carlisle had walked me out to Edward's car. He seemed so happy that he had finally found me. Although he was giving Edward meaningful glances before he left Edward to drive me home. He told me that he'd have to talk to me in private when he came to my house. I looked over at Rylan who seemed to be dozing off. Something he was thinking must have woken him up because he jumped out of his seat and froze.

"Are you okay, Rylan?" I asked, a little startled.

"Alice who?" He looked at me sharply.

"Excuse me?" What in the world is he asking?

"Alice. Who?" He enunciated each word.

"I still don't know what the hell you're asking." I pointed out.

"WHAT IS THAT ALICE GIRL'S LAST NAME?!" He stomped his foot.

Oh shit. I had barely stuttered a word out when someone came bursting through the front door(Which I can't see since it leads to the hallway and I'm in the kitchen!). "Bella!" I heard a cheery voice call out.

"Alice, I told you to knock." This time, a stern voice was heard.

"It's not polite to barge into someone's house, dear." A motherly voice said that.

"Yeah Ali! We could've barged in on Bella peeing in the sink or making out with a bunny!" Emmett's voice was noticeable. Along with his trademark silliness. Several groans were heard. Then 7 vampires were standing at the door to my kitchen and one had her arms thrown around me.

"Hi! I'm Alice Cullen! We're going to be best friends!" She gave my clothes a quick look that said she disapproved but returned to smiling at me. I was caught up in the moment and smiling so I didn't notice when Rylan walked up to Carlisle and the two of them left the room.

"Who was that old dude that just walked out with Carlisle?" Emmett blurted out.

"Crap. I forgot about him." I muttered in surprise.

"Well who was the freaky hobo?" Tanya Denali, the most annoying but hilarious to watch girl, stepped forward. I groaned. Everyone but Edward and Alice- who were unusually perceptive- thought I groaned because I lost "the freaky hobo".

"That was Rylan. He's a... friend." Alice looked at me knowingly. Edward looked over at me with an odd look. "Um. You guys stay here. I'll go find the... men... and bring them back." I started walking out of the room.

"Hey!" Emmett's voice called me back into the kitchen. "Why did you put just the old guy and Carlisle into the "men" category? I mean, I can understand why Eddy boy and Jazzy boo aren't in that category but I am totally a man! A man- by my definition- is someone who knows how to please his woman or someone old... or fatherlyish. And believe me, Jasper doesn't satisfy Alice enough. Oh and Edward has no woman to satisfy. Even if he did, she would be totally bored with him after their first time." Emmett continued explaining why he was a man but I ignored him and walked to the backyard.

Um, yeah. Stop freaking out and asking, "How does she know where Carlisle and Rylan are?" or , "OMG! What the heck? She didn't know where they were 5 seconds ago! How does she know they're in the backyard?!" Just shut up and think. I can read minds, hello?!

So, anyways, I pushed open the screen door and walked onto the porch. Carlisle and Rylan weren't noticeable at first but I finally spotted them sitting on the picnic bench near the garden. They were both shocked, happy, and sad. Carlisle shocked that he ran into his father all these years, Rylan shocked that Carlisle was alive and a vampire. Happy that they both can see each other again. And sad. Rylan sad for Carlisle's loss of his humanity and Carlisle sad that his father is close to his death(because of Rylan's age). They were talking in hushed tones, catching up on the past- oh say- hundred years. Maybe I didn't mention this- but Serenities still live a looong time even after they've become human.

"Rylan?" I called quietly out to him as I got closer to the picnic table. He looked over at me. I felt so bad. I thought he'd be mad at me for keeping this secret but all he felt was betrayal.

"Bella, how could you?" He whispered.

"I'm sorry, Rylan. I didn't- This wasn't how- I only found out just last- I'm sorry." I was being so pathetic. I couldn't even finish a sentence. And I felt like I was in some cheesy drama.

"I'm going to go inside so I can explain everything to my family. That way you two can stay out here and... work things out." Carlisle stood up darted into the house. I just stood there and stared at the ground in shameful silence.

"I really think you should explain." Rylan was staring at me with those all knowing eyes. The eyes that always made me feel guilty when I did something wrong.

"I just saw Carlisle last night." I was so used to telling half truths that it slipped out.

"But you've known for a much longer time?"

"I- yes. I found out last weekend. The werewolves told me." I sat down across from him on the picnic bench.

"You should have told me." He said, sternly. It surprised me how only just this morning he had been acting like such a child. Now he's lecturing me for being the child.

"I know, I know. It's just that... I couldn't." Still me being pathetic.

"Does Carlisle know..." ... about you being his mother? he finished the rest of the sentence in his thoughts. I shook my head furiously.

"Well look what you've gone and done. You've been spinning lies and keeping secrets. Bella, people who haven't known you for a few centuries won't be able to trust you." Rylan was rubbing his temples.

"I did not lie." I contradicted him.

"Right, you just didn't tell the truth." He mumbled.

"I can easily kick you out of my house." I put the emphasis on the "my" part.

"You're joking at a time like this?" I nodded sheepishly. "Typical Bella." His smile was brilliant. We just sat there for a few minutes, preparing to go inside and explain everything. I was more or less preparing myself for the traumatizing effect Edward had on me.

"Ready to go back inside?" Rylan asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be." I heaved myself up and darted to the porch. "Come on, slow poke!" I yelled back at Rylan.

"You, hush. I don't have that kind of speed anymore." He jogged quickly over to where I was standing but his knees gave out of him and he tumbled to the ground in front of the stairs.

"Ohmigosh! Rylan! Are you okay?" I hopped off the porch and lifted him into a standing position. I quickly helped him up the stairs, through the back porch screen, past the kitchen(where several vampires were having a food fight), and into the living room.

"Thank you, Bella." Rylan grunted and sat down on the couch.

"Are you okay?" Carlisle came into the living room with his food-covered children. The only people who had made it out of the fight clean were Esme and Edward. A surge of warmth swept through my body when Edward shot me a crooked grin.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. Sit down. I'm not dying." Rylan leaned back on the couch. Emmett went to sit next to him but I stopped him.

"Ah, ah! Not on my couch! Sit on the floor!" Emmett started complaining. "Well maybe if you hadn't gotten food all over yourself, I wouldn't be stopping you from sitting on my couch." I said. He shut up and plopped onto the floor with an ecstatic Alice, a painful looking Jasper, and a disgruntled(but hilarious) Rosalie. I noticed Tanya missing. Before I even asked the question, she was walking into the living room dripping with more food than any of the Cullens.

"Oh!" Alice giggled furiously along with the rest of us.

Tanya growled. "I'm going back to the house to get changed. I'll be back." Then she stomped out the door.

"Quiet! Don't be so rude!" Esme scolded is.

"She had it coming to her." Edward sat on a nearby couch and pulled me down next to him. He was being very bold, I observed.

"So, I believe there is much explaining to do." Carlisle started. And on went our afternoon with cries of relief, disappointment, surprises, and long stories about Rylan's adventure to Forks and the Cullen's explanations of how they were changed. At the end of the night, Carlisle knew I was his mother, Rylan explained how the Cullen children weren't my grand kids at all, and Edward kissed me goodnight. Nothing racy or sexy. Just a sweet, simple kiss on the cheek that left me blushing, even though I was in vampire form.

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