Chapter: VIIII
Title: Normal
Summary: Kyouya may not be like everyone else. But he was still a normal person.
Story Type: Drabble-ish
A/N: Aw man! I failed most of my exams... just have to do better next time ne? Besides, as long as I got good grades on my homework and quizzes, attend my classes all the time, and have good behavior, exams don't really mean a thing since it's just thirty percent of my overall grade... but still, I have to do better... and yet I'm too lazy!
Everyone might not know it, but Hibari Kyouya was just a normal, everyday citizen.
The looks of disbelief are dully noted.
Here are some examples of Kyouya's normal-ness;
Every morning, Kyouya would have a particularly hard time getting out of bed. He would lay sprawled on top of the mattress, blankets entangled with his limbs, a pillow or two on the floor, and his mouth slightly agape as he snored away. When his alarm clock rang, he would groan and pull the blankets over his head, mumbling "Five more minutes" even though there was absolutely no one in his room with him.
In the mornings, Kyouya's hair would be so disheveled, strands of black locks sticking up every which way, that one would wonder how he could possibly tame such a wild mane.
When he goes to the bathroom, he would always stub his foot on the door frame for some reason, letting out a string of curses as he does so.
This happens even when he was wearing shoes.
Whenever he bent down to retrieve something he dropped, he would always hit his head on anything nearby, both when was he bending down and straightening back up. That was one of the reasons as to why he didn't like crowding (it applied to both people and inanimate objects).
Kyouya also hated vegetables, but ate them anyway because he knew it was important to his health (despite the gag-worthy taste).
Surprisingly, Kyouya has a sweet tooth and couldn't go a day without munching on his favorite snack, which was pocky.
He loved juice as well, but hated the mixed taste of sweet juice and minty toothpaste. And yet, he can never remember not to drink juice after he had just brushed his teeth, which leaves him gagging once he took a sip of the processed drink.
He had the tendency to hit his funny bone against hard surfaces, which was something he really hated and can never figure out why it was so.
And he almost always misplaced almost everything he owned, from his shoes to his precious tonfas.
So see? Kyouya was just a normal person. Though he was not like everyone else, he was still normal because he was a human being, not a demon from hell.
Tsuna was the only one with the honor of seeing this normal side of Kyouya. He would be amused whenever that normal side was shown, but he loved Kyouya's clumsiness. It was cute in a way that the strongest person in Namimori had these normal pet peeves and fetishes. But there was one thing that Tsuna loved the most about normal Kyouya.
He was a post-coital cuddler. Ain't that romantic?
A/N: LOL, Kyouya, a post-coital cuddler indeed... To say something random, my brother finished the storyline to Final Fantasy Crisis Core and I cried my eyes out when Zack died -sniff- Why must the good die young?! WHY?!
Ahem, anyway, thanks to hibatsuna1827, X-kloey-chan-X, easterlily16, SheDreamsFiction, usagi018, Jikage, ShiraiHime, -xShiroi-chan, Caithdean, I.A.A.N for revieing!
And great ready for an explosive next chapter! I've been working on it for weeks and I hope that I'll be able to post it on Monday.... hope...