After Madelyn fainted, a green mouse came down the stairs. It was Mark. He yelled, "Back off metal suck-y bots!" That's when he noticed that he was still a mouse. He added, "Oh wait. Hold that thought, bro." He spun the fake-I-fire and became a kangaroo.

"Better," he said, "suck-y bots, say 'hello' to the Chang-aroo!" That's when Mark kicked them away from Madelyn. He added, "Now, say goodbye!" With that, he got Madelyn out of there before it got too ugly. She got out of his pouch and said, "Thanks for saving me, buddy."

"Hey," Mark said, going back to his alien form, "That's what sidekicks do." "And I won't be fooled like that again," Madelyn reassured her alien friend, "Or believe what anyone says." "Hi, Madelyn," said a voice. Madelyn spun around and saw Richie standing there.

She instantly blushed. He added, spraying his throat with breath spray, "I just wanted to stop by and kiss you until late." "Really," Madelyn asked, a little too thrilled. She puckered up as Richie started to say, "Kiss me you…."

"FOOL," he finished in an Eliminator voice. That's when Madelyn realized that she was in deep shit. 'I can't believe I fell for that,' Madelyn thought to herself as she felt herself being pulled out, 'I'm more like Timmy then I thought!'

Mark got the Eliminator away from them and asked, "Dudette?" "Cut me some slack," Madelyn defended, "I wanted to make out with him ever since pre-k!" She blushed at this and asked, "Did I just say that out aloud?"

"Yup," Mark answered. That's when the two of them saw three Eliminators behind them. "Eliminate Madelyn Whyte," they all said, in unison. "Okay wisdom of a Gardevoir," Mark asked, annoyed, "What do we do now?"

That's when they started to run. "Run," Mark asked, surprised, "That's your great plan?" Madelyn defended, "Hey, Timmy had the same idea! Besides, I don't have the creativity of a Smeargle yet, damn it!"

The two of them screamed as the Eliminators started to catch up to them. That's when they saw Allison and Candice hiding in a sewer. "Madelyn," Candice cried out, "Robotic aliens have taken over Buffalo!" "Jump in if you want to live," Allison added.

"Trust them," Mark advised, "For they live in a sewer." "What the hell does that have to do with anything," Madelyn asked, annoyed before the two of them jumped in. Allison closed the sewer with the manhole and the Eliminators flew right on by.

"Sewer dwellers," Mark said, happily, "Thank you for getting us out that mess….and into this one!" Madelyn groaned at this. That's when Candice spoke up. She said, "And now we must…." That's when her voice morphed into Eliminators. She finished, "Eliminate Madelyn Whyte!"

"Ah, crap," Madelyn groaned, "I SO should've seen that coming!" "Luckily for you though," Mark spoke, "I'm half squid and half sanitation employee!" At that moment, he grabbed Madelyn and the two of them made an escape.

Unforentaly, it landed the two….right in front of Madelyn's old house. The Eliminators spotted them and they ran back up to Madelyn's old room. "Wait," Mark said, "I have another plan!" That's when he spun the fake-I-fire and became a green mouse again.

He ran into the mouse hole. Madelyn asked, "Uh, dumb ass? What about me?" "Uh," Mark answered, peeking back out again, "I don't think you'll fit in the hole." Madelyn smacked her forehead….HARD. Yup, she was defiantly reliving 'The Exciting Middle Part'.

'And that means that at any second the Eliminators are going to bust in through the god damned roof,' Madelyn thought. At those thoughts, the Top Eliminator pulled the roof back like a candy wrapper and landed in front of Madelyn.

The other Eliminators made a big vortex into the Darkness. The Top Eliminator spoke; "Enter the Darkness, Madelyn Whyte. You have NO magic, you have NO weapons, and you have NO opinions."

That's when Madelyn saw her old boom box on the dresser. She responded, "Think again, you damned Eliminator!" At those words, she threw the boom box at the vortex which caused the vortex to go away for half a second and the Eliminators to short circuit for a split second.

Mark commented, "Dudette, I don't think it digs the funk." That's when she picked up some old roller skates of her dad's. "Then let's see if they can rock and roller skate," she told him while flinging the roller skates at the vortex.

That just caused more problems as the Top Eliminator was short circuiting big time. He said, "Stop Madelyn….get the Chosen One…." Mark came out of the hole as Madelyn headed for her Pokémon plush toys.

"Now, let's see if he can catch them all," Madelyn finished. She paused and added, "Not exactly the greatest phrase for a time like this but you can take what you can get." That's when she and Mark threw the plush dolls at the Darkness which made the Eliminators blow up and their parts fell down to Earth.

Madelyn taunted, "You see that Darkness? Now, I'm going to go to the moon and then I'm coming after ya!" "And how do we get to the moon," Mark asked. Madelyn answered, crashing down hard, "I have NO god damned idea."

After she had said that, she headed outside with Mark. She commented, "Eliminators down and the Darkness to go." She paused and added, tapping her chin, "And although I STILL have no idea how the hell we crushed those guys with roller skates, a boom box, and plush toys but I can take what I can get right about now."

"Cha," Mark responded. With that, the two headed on their way to make a plan. Unknown to them, the Eliminators reconstructed themselves and they started to track down Madelyn again.

Meanwhile; back at Abracatraz, Angela asked, "Where are we again?" Tom answered, "I'm not sure, honey. The last thing I remember was us getting sucked into a man that looked exactly like me."

"I surmise that we have been abducted by an alien race that can shape shift into anything they want," Allison told them. "Either that or that was a bad batch of cocktail weenies," Tom said. "The genius is right, we're aliens," said the one Eliminator.

"Aliens…right. What are you going to show us next, fairies," Richie asked, being sarcastic. That's when Tom laughed. "Ha," he said, "There's not a batch bad enough to get me to believe in that!" The Eliminators opened the cell door and that's when Madelyn's parents and friends saw her fairies, Nacey, and Jorgen there.

"Bad, bad weenies," Tom cried out before he and everyone else fainted. "That could've gone better," Nacey groaned. "You said it," Jorgen agreed. As the Eliminators closed the cell door with their new boom boxes and roller skates; Iris cried out, "Get us out of here!"

Jorgen responded, "Fear not, Iris. For right now, I know Madelyn Whyte is on her way to the moon with the speed of a space cheetah so that she can save us all." Nacey sighed sadly and said, "I hope you're right."

AK1028: That's the end of this chapter! And thanks to Lawton for the Chang-aroo idea!

Timmy: Please read and review! And remember: think outside of the box!