"And we're back! Boy, those sponsor guys just won't leave us alone! Ha ha! Well, our next singer is Lavender Brown from Kingston-upon-Hull, England, UK! She will sing "Boyfriend!" Ryan announced.
Lavender walked out on stage wearing tons of makeup and a rebel look. Her jeans were ripped at the knee on one leg and the thigh on the other. She wore a mini skirt over them. Her shirt was open-shouldered and slightly high-rising. Her hair was bunched up in a sloppy knot at the back of her head. She was wearing a ton of makeup.
"Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha,
What'cha been doin'?
What'cha been doin?
Whoa, Whoa,
Haven't seen ya 'round,
How you been feelin'?
How you been feelin'?
Whoa, whoa,
Don't you bring me down,
All that stuff about me,
Being with him,
Can't believe,
All the lies that you told,
Just to ease your own soul,
But I'm bigger than that,
No, you don't have my back,
No, No, HA
Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's goin' on,
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Well I'm sorry,
That he called me,
And that I answered the telephone,
Don't be worried,
I'm not with him,
And when I go out tonight,
I'm going home alone,
Just got back from my tour,
I'm a mess, girl for sure,
All I want is some fun,
Guess that I'd better run,
Hollywood sucks you in,
But it won't spit me out,
Whoa Whoa, HA
Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth!
I didn't steal your boyfriend.
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa ha
Whoa, whoa, whoa ha
Please stop telling all your friends,
I'm getting sick of them,
Always staring at me like
I took him from ya'
Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend!"
Lavender wrapped up her dance moves and her singing to applause. Ryan stepped up on stage and held the mic in front of Lavender. "So, how did that feel?" he asked her. He hadn't done it in a while and decided that he ought to.
"Excellent!" said Lavender breathing hard. Ryan accepted that as an answer and turned to the judges.
"What do you have to say about Lavender's performance?" he asked them.
"You really put a lot into those dance moves! The singing was okay, but not great," said Randy.
"You reminded me of me a little," said Paula, who had, of course, been a dancer herself, "but there were a couple notes off key."
"What sort of song was that?" asked Simon. "It sounds like haters, and I hate haters! The singing was absolutely terrible, too."
Paula laughed in mirth.
"Well, that's what the judges have to say, but if you want to keep Miss Brown in the show, send your owl in with the number eight AFTER everyone has competed! NO OWLS will be opened until that time! Now it's time for a commercial break."
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