"Jerk!"

"Wench!"

"Lazy butt!"

"Harpy!"

"Creep!"

"Cow!"

"W-what! How dare you! Is that anyway to talk to the woman you love!"

"Who the hell ever said that I loved you!"

"You did!"

"The hell I did!"

"Well practically! You just proposed so that's like saying you love me!"

"All I said was: 'Let's get hitched then'!"

"That's a proposal you jerk!"

"Well that doesn't mean I love you! It just means I feel obligated! They're gonna be my brats too woman!"

"Hmph! Fine! But I'll get you to admit it someday!"

"Not on your life wench."

"Shut up Zoro and close the door."

"…Gladly."

Zoro smirked as the door slammed shut in the stunned faces of their crewmates before he turned back to Nami.

"So. We getting hitched?"

"Not until you promise."

"Sigh. Fine. I'll get your stupid strawberries."

"See Zoro? I knew you loved me."

"…Whatever."


Kaliea: This came to me just now. If it's strange I blame it on my current illness. I'm not sure exactly what it is that I have but I'm sure it's bad enough to cause me to go a little insane. Review!


Review Answers:

Tea: Thanks! Actually, her name was supposed to be Kaya. I just messed it up a bit. I'll fix it eventually. Thanks for the review!